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Best Movie Dialogue Ever.

Submitted by Merlina at 2007-10-09 03:36:16 EDT
Rating: 0.9 on 26 ratings (26 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

From True Romance by Quentin Tarantino

Dennis Hopper & Christopher Walken facing each other over a table..


Cliff: Could I have one of those Chesterfields now?

Coccotti: Sure.

Cliff: Got a match? Oh, don't bother. I got one. So you're a Sicilian, huh?
Coccotti: Uh-huh.

Cliff: You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers.

Coccotti: Come again?

Cliff: It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was fucked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?


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Submitted by mockidol at 2007-10-11 04:02:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

great quote...
great movie...
no justice...


Submitted by Ducky at 2007-10-11 03:49:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley at 2007-10-10 16:08:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 Chesterfeild.

Submitted by netimportant at 2007-10-10 15:55:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-10-10 15:32:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-09 00:49:25 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That movie kicked major ass.

This bandwagon blows, however.
poor robbi...it chafes him so bad

Submitted by jpk34359 at 2007-10-09 18:31:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

you're a towel.

wanna get high?

Submitted by TheUniter at 2007-10-09 14:51:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN at 2007-10-09 14:29:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-10-09 03:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You left out the last line which is the best part...

"Cause you... you're part eggplant!"

"You're a Cantaloupe"

Submitted by Lambchop at 2007-10-09 14:15:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Quentin Tarantino Presents a Quentin Tarantino film starring Quentin Tarantino and written by Quentin Tarantino.

Submitted by Hookhand at 2007-10-09 12:41:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by cuberat at 2007-10-09 12:26:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN at 2007-10-09 09:45:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"did you see a sign on my front lawn that says dead nigger storage?"

I better be careful or a nigger quote band wagon will start next.

Submitted by Merlina at 2007-10-09 07:53:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Its okay, I don't ever feel 'picked on' - also I don't make much of an effort on posts anymore. No point.

Have sent a link to a few of mine on your last post though.

Submitted by nicballs at 2007-10-09 07:33:40 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

All of these posts are worthless and this is no exception. I'm sure it seems as though I'm picking on you and if it does, too bad. I assure you that I'm not. Link me to a "good" post of yours.

Submitted by hour_man at 2007-10-09 07:05:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I've never forgotten that

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2007-10-09 04:31:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Awesome movie.

Submitted by orphelia at 2007-10-09 04:13:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

No Comment

Submitted by bart at 2007-10-09 03:58:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

You left out the last line which is the best part...

"Cause you... you're part eggplant!"

Submitted by Merlina at 2007-10-09 03:55:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Mine too.

I hate bandwagons as much as anyone but this deserved a place.

Submitted by BubbaEarl at 2007-10-09 03:53:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

this movie is in my top ten.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2007-10-09 03:51:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Christopher Walken rules.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-10-09 03:49:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

That movie kicked major ass.

This bandwagon blows, however.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee at 2007-10-09 03:47:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Also, I want to watch this movie again.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee at 2007-10-09 03:47:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

It's surreal when I see a rating next to "iddqd" that's anything but "0".

Submitted by iddqd at 2007-10-09 03:39:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i hate bandwagons, but when seeing that title this was the one i thought of. i think i actually did a post on this very one a couple years ago, also, if i remember rightly.

have a 2.

Submitted by Merlina at 2007-10-09 03:36:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

He's taking funny talk.

-- Homer Simpson
Like Father, Like Clown

Homer: No TV and No Beer Make Homer ... something something.

Marge: Go crazy?

Homer: Don't mind if I do!

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