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Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Sex Bop (Whipping Out the Juice...Interrupted)

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-12-17 16:21:54 EST
Rating: 1.17 on 41 ratings (41 reviews) (Review this item) (V)




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Submitted by RoadSong at 2014-07-21 21:19:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


"whycome i can't make it work"


COME BACK AND POST!

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2007-12-26 02:46:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

MCDLIOMFGHYKLLL

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2007-12-19 19:30:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-12-19 18:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's not a link. It's a sound file

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potatos, potahtoes

Submitted by Stagger_Lee at 2007-12-19 18:59:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That's not a link. It's a sound file.

Submitted by ChaosJester at 2007-12-19 17:32:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fuck. Yeah.
I loves you so much...

Submitted by Zebra at 2007-12-19 17:06:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This was different, which is good, but it got a little tedious.

I would prefer to hear it in the author's voice unless the subject matter lends itself specifically to the robotic point of view, Origami-san.

Submitted by BranDo at 2007-12-19 06:26:31 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Liked what I heard, couldn't place the whole ALS reference.

My brother died of ALS and he was watching you together with your granny!!

Submitted by rorrim at 2007-12-18 16:26:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Odd. I was considering taking a turn and submitting a few new poems in audio format, to offer another way of seeing them besides words on a screen.



I would like that.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-12-18 15:44:42 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Odd. I was considering taking a turn and submitting a few new poems in audio format, to offer another way of seeing them besides words on a screen. I'll consider your vote on that motion a negative one.

And whatever - no harm and all that. I'd rather know what someone thinks than not. And we're just talking here.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2007-12-18 15:04:01 EST (#)
Rating: -2

umm, didn't bart make another website for that kind of stuff?

fair enough you made it yourself, brilliant, awesome, bouquet of roses. I just still hate posts with nothing but a link.

like i said, nuthin personal.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-12-18 14:52:59 EST (#)
Rating: 1

It's not something I found, toe, it's what I made.

Presenting audio is the same as presenting text. It's actually less work for you since all it involves is clicking a mouse button and letting the speakers/headphones do the rest.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2007-12-18 14:36:09 EST (#)
Rating: -2

nuthin personal, I just hate posts that are just links.

just because you find it interesting, doesn't mean that everyone else needs to see it. That's what your 'real life' friends are for.

Submitted by shadow at 2007-12-18 10:58:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

wow. just wow.

Submitted by Yozz at 2007-12-18 09:50:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 Tera Patrick.



And yes, your grandmother is watching you from heaven ...


AND she is VERY disappointed.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2007-12-18 09:13:24 EST (#)
Rating: -1

...

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2007-12-18 09:03:33 EST (#)
Rating: 0

OMG OMG ITS SUSIE

Submitted by Susie_Derkins at 2007-12-18 09:01:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"I bet she gives great helmet."

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2007-12-18 07:56:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"The only thing we have to do is keep talking." - Stephen Hawking (on a Pink Floyd track)

OK, if you don't have a Mac, what program are you using to get the voice?

Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-12-18 01:26:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee at 2007-12-17 20:19:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

'fraid so.

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2007-12-17 20:13:50 EST (#)
Rating: -2

No

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2007-12-17 19:57:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I laughed.

Submitted by rorrim at 2007-12-17 19:13:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by triangle_man at 2007-12-17 19:02:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

billy bob will not say that word

Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-12-17 17:57:35 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I gave up after about 2 minutes, once I realized it wasn't even halfway over with.

Good grief....day job.

Submitted by scourge at 2007-12-17 17:50:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

but fails again.

:(

Submitted by scourge at 2007-12-17 17:50:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hahaha, Uniter wants to be funny.

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2007-12-17 17:43:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hahahahaha.

needs a french canadian accent.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2007-12-17 17:01:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What a coincidence. I was just..

Submitted by TheUniter at 2007-12-17 16:54:04 EST (#)
Rating: 1

ahahaha

scourge wants to be orgasmatron when he grows up

Submitted by scourge at 2007-12-17 16:49:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

meant a +2

sorry.

i know you care.

Submitted by scourge at 2007-12-17 16:47:20 EST (#)
Rating: 0

haha

this hawkings-esque man went far longer, i'm sure, than the average uber fellow could. by the time he got to granny, they would be putting out their post-coital butt and wondering where the hell they'd put their other arm if the chick decided to stay the night.

(and why would she with a lackluster performance like that? i mean, she was barely getting into it when he shot a rope of his goods across her ass. it's not like the prospects for the morning are any good anyway)

and why didn't she just get herself into the game when he was eating at the Y, anyway, he wonders? he was going to town for like, 20 minutes, down there, and she was barely bucking those hips. couldn't be his 'skillz.' awww, hell no. he could teach a lesbian new tricks.

just get the fuck out bitch. i didn't wanna wake up with a tingly, useless arm anyway.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-12-17 16:44:03 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Exactly, Uniter. Exactly.

Poor guy.

Submitted by TheUniter at 2007-12-17 16:42:19 EST (#)
Rating: 1


Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-12-17 16:37:21 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

mp3's are blocked

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Sucks for you, Au Bon Pain.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-12-17 16:36:59 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I just KNEW there would be a "TABARNAK" at the end of that as soon as I heard the audio start up.

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It's the only way to end these, really.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2007-12-17 16:36:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

mp3's are blocked

Submitted by Leonore at 2007-12-17 16:34:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I LOVED this.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER at 2007-12-17 16:29:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yeah comment, I don't give a damn what anybody else thinks. I liked it.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2007-12-17 16:28:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I just KNEW there would be a "TABARNAK" at the end of that as soon as I heard the audio start up.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER at 2007-12-17 16:28:25 EST (#)
Rating: 1

ummm... no comment?


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