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I give to you... THE FUNNY.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-02 15:06:02 EST
Rating: 0.97 on 82 ratings (82 reviews) (Review this item) (V)


I waded through a few of the more popular on-line repositories of random idiocy and have assembled this montage of the funniest and/or amusing shit I found.

I'm good like that.

Now, If nothing in this entire collection makes you at least smile I can only assume you are officially dead inside, a cheat code, and/or likely to enjoy stepping on kittens.



Go forth - scroll and be happy.


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Submitted by JonnyX at 2013-10-17 17:33:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

moist oyster

Submitted by Fey at 2009-04-16 09:30:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

My favourites are the cat creature and kid next to it.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2009-04-16 09:18:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

MONKEY FUCKING SWORDFIGHT

Submitted by SkullBiter at 2009-04-14 21:53:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Thought I rated it.

Hmm, funny.


Submitted by woolfe at 2008-12-10 04:13:05 EST (#)
Rating: -2

i wish we was naked together

Submitted by HellRazer at 2008-01-06 06:47:04 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Seen most of this before. But you get a +1 for effort.

Submitted by locksly at 2008-01-06 04:13:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hey hey Rob_Berg....

what happened to you on New Years?

I remember seeing you with Rebecca and that shaved mexican goat, but then the conga line came along and I couldn't find you...


thanks for the warning about the red tabs

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-05 14:17:45 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-05 10:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I guess I'm dead inside then.

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hmmm.

I would have went with the whole 'stepping on kittens' thing for you... but yer the expert.

With your obvious enjoyment of the whole 'grumpy bitch' persona - I can see why you wouldn't want to be me.

But just so you know - its fucking spectacular.






Submitted by shitfuck at 2008-01-05 11:14:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Perfect way to start my saturday morning.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2008-01-05 10:25:24 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I guess I'm dead inside then.

It could be worse, I could be you.

Submitted by ASO at 2008-01-05 03:02:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

that tits shirt. awesome.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama at 2008-01-05 00:24:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

id tap wonder woman

Submitted by JonnyX at 2008-01-04 22:26:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

WHERE HAVE ALL THE ROB BERGS GONE...LONG TIME PASSING...WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN....WHEN THEY EVER...LEARRRRRRRNN...

Submitted by Anansie at 2008-01-04 09:24:06 EST (#)
Rating: 1

The fact that the "to do" list is my favorite is a sure sign I'm getting old and domesticated. I need to go outside and punch a toddler to shake this off.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2008-01-04 00:12:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

<tits>
</tits>

Submitted by MyNameIsTim at 2008-01-03 20:34:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

frickin solid.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-03 19:54:28 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-01-03 19:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Oh... and I don't 'think I am better than everyone'... but I do know I'm better than you.

Except at being a miserable interweb douchebucket.

You are far more skilled in that department.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-03 19:51:39 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-01-03 19:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Rob Berg hates himself more than he hates me. I don't take it too personal.

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Hate you?

haha - oh blabs, even you can't be that delusional.


Oh wait.

Submitted by Stabkill at 2008-01-03 19:40:06 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Rob Berg hates himself more than he hates me. I don't take it too personal.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2008-01-03 19:24:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Yozz at 2008-01-03 18:58:51 EST (#)
Rating: 1


Submitted by icarus1987 at 2008-01-03 16:59:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh fucking hell. I can't even hate you for this, you odious little man.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2008-01-03 16:39:18 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Of the ones I hadn't already seen before, half of the remainder was funny...

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-03 15:22:20 EST (#)
Rating: 1


Blabs... so seem to think about me sucking cock.

A lot.

Does that excite you?

Submitted by Stabkill at 2008-01-03 15:19:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Does anyone not think that Rob Berg is a self-loathing homosexual that thinks he is better than everyone else?

Stick a gun in your god damned mouth instead of cocks.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-03 15:17:47 EST (#)
Rating: 1


Does anyone else think Blabkill is just a hopeless silly retard?

Submitted by Stabkill at 2008-01-03 15:03:19 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Fuckin' faggot muslim-cock sucking berg.

Submitted by Stabkill at 2008-01-03 15:01:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Rob Berg is a suicide waiting to happen. If you need help because you are too cowardly, just let me know.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-03 14:27:55 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I should have added a comment.

THIS IS BULLSHIT.

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Yes. We all know who you are Mr. Bullshit.

Now move along, dork.


Submitted by Stabkill at 2008-01-03 14:17:29 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I should have added a comment.

THIS IS BULLSHIT.

Submitted by Stabkill at 2008-01-03 14:11:30 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-03 12:55:07 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2008-01-03 12:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I give to you... THE MILDLY AMUSING. OCCASIONALLY.

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hmmm.

Possibly more apt.



Some of them made me giggle right out loud though.

Submitted by gascs at 2008-01-03 12:42:09 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I give to you... THE MILDLY AMUSING. OCCASSIONALLY.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-03 12:21:44 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

its fine that you said it, I didn't allude to anything other than my personal feelings towards your post.

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How wonderfully magnanimous of you.

See? It's good to share.







YOUR MOM.

Submitted by MudWhistle at 2008-01-03 11:57:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

its fine that you said it, I didn't allude to anything other than my personal feelings towards your post.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-03 11:55:23 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-03 10:31:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Well, where is it then?

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I'm going to go with...


YOUR MOM.









Again.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-03 11:54:27 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 06:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

if i hadn't spent and hour looking at the same evilmilk link that got posted yesterday i would have thought this was interesting

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BUSTED!

Damn... and that whole first line explaining thats what I did didn't fool you?

Shit, man.

Yer good.


Submitted by EkO at 2008-01-03 10:31:46 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Well, where is it then?

Submitted by Snark at 2008-01-03 09:14:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

MONKEY SWORD FIGHT!

Submitted by MudWhistle at 2008-01-03 06:29:48 EST (#)
Rating: 0

if i hadn't spent and hour looking at the same evilmilk link that got posted yesterday i would have thought this was interesting

Submitted by hour_man at 2008-01-03 04:18:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i laughed

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-03 02:55:37 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-03 01:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

a pile of meh

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yer soul is just rotted.




...and I dig that about you.

Submitted by Wildman at 2008-01-03 01:50:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

a pile of meh


Submitted by ilikesteak at 2008-01-03 01:32:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It was the snowmen.

Submitted by Bohme at 2008-01-03 01:15:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'd make it every time if I had a potty trainer like that.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-03 01:05:36 EST (#)
Rating: 1


Has anyone seen lungfish?

Submitted by lungfish at 2008-01-03 00:55:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm laying low. Don't tell anybody I was here.

Submitted by beeltea at 2008-01-03 00:21:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

that picture of the children is going to get you 3 to 5 berg. better burn your hard drive.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-02 23:47:10 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-02 22:26:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I mean, the pictures are funny, sure, but this is one of a plague of posts where people take random "funny" pictures (although I just don't see what's so funny about a dog's anus) and post them in lieu of a real post, with, you know, writing. Or something.

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Fair enough - however, in all fairness I spent a fair bit of time weeding out the massive amount of unfunny pictures and then took the time to actually assemble them for your viewing pleasure.

I don't think a 'real' post (whatever that might be) necessarily requires writing... just so long as it entertains.

But to each their own.

ps: If you look at the dog's ass it kinda looks like Jesus.

And that?...is funny.

Submitted by pandora at 2008-01-02 23:02:04 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Irony below.

The lady-having-a-baby cake is so cute!

Submitted by Ltap at 2008-01-02 22:26:41 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I mean, the pictures are funny, sure, but this is one of a plague of posts where people take random "funny" pictures (although I just don't see what's so funny about a dog's anus) and post them in lieu of a real post, with, you know, writing. Or something.

Submitted by Fartman at 2008-01-02 21:48:49 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I must admit that Spongeblack Fatpants made me smile.

I always smile when I puke. So what?

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-02 21:40:19 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You such a hypersensitive little douchebag.

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...is your absurd conclusion based more on the fact YOU aren't funny or because you actually think I care whether you do?

Do tell.





ps: FUCK YOU I AM NOT.

Submitted by experima at 2008-01-02 21:35:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-02 17:45:56 PST (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:22:40 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

i want that tits t shirt

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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And I wants pictures of you in said t shirt

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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-02 17:02:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I see no reason why you shouldn't have a copy of a photo of me in it.

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PLEASE let that be the conversation that launches what will no-doubt be the bestest camwhore on uber... EVER.




(oh please oh please OH PLEASE.)

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well it costs $26...i'm taking donations (for the shirt not the camwhore. that costs extra ;)

Submitted by Hadley at 2008-01-02 21:33:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


not below.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So where is this THE FUNNY of which you speak?
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You such a hypersensitive little douchebag.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-02 20:45:56 EST (#)
Rating: 1



Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:22:40 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

i want that tits t shirt

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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And I wants pictures of you in said t shirt

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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-02 17:02:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I see no reason why you shouldn't have a copy of a photo of me in it.

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PLEASE let that be the conversation that launches what will no-doubt be the bestest camwhore on uber... EVER.




(oh please oh please OH PLEASE.)

Submitted by HotWillie at 2008-01-02 19:23:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Shlongy at 2008-01-02 19:05:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

If experima gets that t-shirt and takes pictures, Shlongy better be on the email list or I'll shut this fucking website down, for good.

Submitted by sick.little.weasel at 2008-01-02 18:58:18 EST (#)
Rating: 1

pretty funny, but didnt take much skill. great research though for funny shit

Submitted by oapa at 2008-01-02 17:32:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by experima at 2008-01-02 17:02:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-02 13:31:04 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:22:40 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

i want that tits t shirt

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And I wants pictures of you in aid t shirt, but we can't all have what we want now, can we???

(Can we?)


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indeed we can. i have located said t-shirt and as usual, my credit card is itching. post-purchase, I see no reason why you shouldn't have a copy of a photo of me in it.

except that you never call me when i'm drunk. shame on you.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-01-02 16:56:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JoeyG at 2008-01-02 16:31:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:22:40 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

i want that tits t shirt

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And I wants pictures of you in aid t shirt, but we can't all have what we want now, can we???

(Can we?)

Submitted by experima at 2008-01-02 16:22:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i want that tits t shirt.

Submitted by triangle_man at 2008-01-02 16:22:00 EST (#)
Rating: 1

seen some

but you made me look

Submitted by JoeyG at 2008-01-02 16:20:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The ashtray did it for me.

Submitted by Method at 2008-01-02 16:17:24 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-26 22:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

stfu bubba, you worthless sack of geriatric shit, the only people that find you funny are the drooling lobotomized retards you perform standup for at the local insane asylum / hillbilly wife emporium

Submitted by sadie73 at 2008-01-02 15:57:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Only one picture brought a smile and the rest were posted on uber before bart created uber. You failed today, Rob.
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Sico is the bully kid in the yellow shirt. Sico, you fail EVERY day.

Submitted by Axolotl at 2008-01-02 15:55:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

some funny

Submitted by corn nugget at 2008-01-02 15:34:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You and EI are so positive and jolly.

Submitted by indoninja at 2008-01-02 15:31:27 EST (#)
Rating: 1

SOme of these were new to me...

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2008-01-02 15:28:36 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Someone should have given one of the snowpeople a menstrual cycle.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-02 15:28:35 EST (#)
Rating: 1


I'd think a stiff plastic ponytail to pull on and turn would really bring the sharpener together.

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Agreed.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-02 15:27:00 EST (#)
Rating: 1


That one made me giggle.

Truth be told I have seen most of these before as well... but now, much like k-tel, I have assembled them all together in this delightful jpeg of goodness.

I think the kid with the giant squirrel nutsack is still my favorite.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2008-01-02 15:26:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

A real monkey swordfight would be pretty fucking sweet actually.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2008-01-02 15:25:33 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Two notes:

- So you're telling me that the pencil sharpener company couldn't afford to make a woman's head and finish the body? They cheaped out for the handle? I'd think a stiff plastic ponytail to pull on and turn would really bring the sharpener together.

- the guy with the PBR cans is surrounded by fluid that looks kind of like Tubgirl's "tub juice."

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2008-01-02 15:23:16 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Well, if you insist on knowing which one of these is gold, I'll tell you. It's the baby with the milk carton. His expression is just so...so...so much how I look when I see pregnant titty porn and the women spraying milk. True story: Human breast milk is a bit sweeter than I had thought.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-02 15:19:46 EST (#)
Rating: 1


Who said anything about it being recent?

THIS IS GOLD.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2008-01-02 15:18:02 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Only one picture brought a smile and the rest were posted on uber before bart created uber. You failed today, Rob.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-02 15:17:32 EST (#)
Rating: 1


not below.

Submitted by Hadley at 2008-01-02 15:14:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0

So where is this THE FUNNY of which you speak?

Submitted by DeadToast at 2008-01-02 15:09:08 EST (#)
Rating: -1

You give me August, 2000.


Marge: Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six
servings a week?

Homer: Marge, I'm only human.

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