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Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2008-01-07 07:56:09 EST
Rating: 0.88 on 59 ratings (59 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I've written about half of an incredible post that will blow your minds, but I can't be fucked finishing it yet.

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Submitted by Poots at 2011-01-05 09:33:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

mucho reír a carcajadas

Submitted by fiona378 at 2010-08-11 15:03:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You should post a rant on http://RantFoo.com sometimes.

Submitted by Cakes at 2010-04-25 07:27:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The captions rans so fast, I wanted to hit pause like on YouTube. Worth the re-reading. I'm slow, at English.

Submitted by Crimsonmidnight at 2010-04-06 22:45:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by spuj at 2010-03-16 06:32:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

No comment

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2010-03-15 17:59:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2009-01-11 18:26:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by NintendoCzar at 2009-01-11 18:01:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Jesus mother fucking Christ that was hilarious to watch.

Submitted by kaos-king at 2009-01-11 10:51:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Awww, Hurty.... you're bad.



Submitted by Doodles at 2009-01-11 09:33:31 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/113988

Submitted by Banjo at 2009-01-11 07:19:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

wtf??

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2009-01-08 16:54:32 EST (#)
Rating: -2

*deep suspicious frown*



Hurty you yankie cunt - what have you been up to?

Submitted by scourge at 2009-01-08 16:35:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

how many hits?

wtf?

Submitted by hour_man at 2008-02-29 08:41:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I still find this funny

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2008-01-07 20:37:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Christian Bale is a brutally hot piece of ass. I get all these beastly feelings when I think about him. Like I want to live in the jungle and swing from vines, kind of feelings.

Submitted by TheUniter at 2008-01-07 18:53:11 EST (#)
Rating: -1


Submitted by orphelia at 2008-01-07 16:47:32 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-07 21:32:10 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, Pheely, it's the other way around. You and me in the ring, and Toe, well, nowhere in sight.

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I wouldn't say I was a bitch of Uber, more like the dumb whore.

No, you and Toe, wrestling in mud, wearing bikinis... Hang on.

*checks contents of panties*

*remembers, not wearing panties*

Lord, a lesbian I be.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2008-01-07 16:42:10 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:17:21 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/113988


Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-01-07 16:34:38 EST (#)
Rating: 1


This post looks strangely familiar, Robin.

Submitted by BeforeEmily at 2008-01-07 16:32:10 EST (#)
Rating: 0

No, Pheely, it's the other way around. You and me in the ring, and Toe, well, nowhere in sight.

Submitted by orphelia at 2008-01-07 16:15:33 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 19:09:23 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not because this was already posted, but because Christian Bale has never been attractive.


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you sicken me.
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This is one fight I would PAY to see. The clash of the bitches. :)

Submitted by BeforeEmily at 2008-01-07 14:30:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Yeah, I've seen that one, but his face was horrid in that flick. Better when covered with facial hair, but seriously, it looks more like pubes and he still looks scrawny.

Submitted by Lambchop at 2008-01-07 14:10:00 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not because this was already posted, but because Christian Bale has never been attractive. Sorry, homos below.
Norovirus? Sorry, baby. That's probably what I had this weekend. One of our local hospitals was quarantined for that too. Gnarly stuff. Get better.

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You ever see American Psycho? Those abs are made of STEEL.

I'm giving you a +0 because I'm a good sport.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2008-01-07 14:09:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not because this was already posted, but because Christian Bale has never been attractive.


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you sicken me.

Submitted by rorrim at 2008-01-07 12:18:16 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Sympathy 0. No promises for the future.

Also today on the uberboard :penis

Submitted by BeforeEmily at 2008-01-07 12:14:44 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Not because this was already posted, but because Christian Bale has never been attractive. Sorry, homos below.
Norovirus? Sorry, baby. That's probably what I had this weekend. One of our local hospitals was quarantined for that too. Gnarly stuff. Get better.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2008-01-07 11:50:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I never saw the original post, so I'm +2ing yours.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous at 2008-01-07 10:20:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I didn't see the original posting. This pretty funny, though.


Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-01-07 09:53:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2008-01-07 09:28:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:28:05 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm mean...i'd gay with Christian Bale

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Wouldn't we all?

Submitted by MudWhistle at 2008-01-07 09:28:05 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i'm mean...i'd gay with Christian Bale

Submitted by lostnphound at 2008-01-07 09:27:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:21:55 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:20:21 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fague!

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Did you two gays make up then?

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No, I'm just holding his precious fucking drum kit hostage.

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No worries, I stole his bonkeye

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2008-01-07 09:24:16 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:21:55 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:20:21 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fague!

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Did you two gays make up then?

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No, I'm just holding his precious fucking drum kit hostage.

Submitted by orphelia at 2008-01-07 09:21:55 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:20:21 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fague!

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Did you two gays make up then?

Submitted by lostnphound at 2008-01-07 09:20:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fague!

Submitted by EkO at 2008-01-07 09:17:21 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/113988

Submitted by orphelia at 2008-01-07 08:52:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:49:35 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

ratings mean everything Whorphelia, remember that, i want to see your ten short stories now.

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Nah. I am too busy trying not to cough out a lung.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2008-01-07 08:49:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ratings mean everything Whorphelia, remember that, i want to see your ten short stories now.

Submitted by orphelia at 2008-01-07 08:48:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:40:51 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

HERE YOU GO!

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What is this? You scratch my back, I caress yours?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2008-01-07 08:40:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HERE YOU GO!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2008-01-07 08:40:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:27:23 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG CANT BELEVE U DURNT NO ALL DA POSTS!!!

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I know right!

Submitted by stone8946 at 2008-01-07 08:27:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

OMG CANT BELEVE U DURNT NO ALL DA POSTS!!!

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2008-01-07 08:16:00 EST (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by orphelia at 2008-01-07 08:13:10 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:06:25 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2

1st rule of uber. Completely search each and every post before you post so that you know that same exact post doesn't exist or someone else has posted it in a post before you post and have to repost another post.
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Advice. Idiot.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2008-01-07 08:12:17 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Who'd I give advice to Whorephelia?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2008-01-07 08:11:41 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:09:21 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2

You are a foolish poof

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Coming from someone who sharpens his head everyday, that's a pretty laughable statement.

Submitted by orphelia at 2008-01-07 08:11:19 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Knock it off with a 'leaving' post. It seems to be the current trend.

Besides, you know it is time to quit when sico gives you advice.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2008-01-07 08:10:59 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Along came a spider, sat down beside her and said: "Hey! What's in the bowl, BITCH!"

OOOOOOOOOOwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWHhhhhhhHHHHHHHH

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2008-01-07 08:09:21 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You are a foolish poof

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2008-01-07 08:07:18 EST (#)
Rating: 0

OH NOES MAH RATINGS!!!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2008-01-07 08:06:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:05:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you always have an answer or everything.

Let's blame James.

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I don't have an answer and I don't have anything apart from a norovirus.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2008-01-07 08:06:46 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You big doofus

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2008-01-07 08:06:25 EST (#)
Rating: -2

1st rule of uber. Completely search each and every post before you post so that you know that same exact post doesn't exist or someone else has posted it in a post before you post and have to repost another post.

Submitted by orphelia at 2008-01-07 08:06:02 EST (#)
Rating: 0

*for.

Submitted by orphelia at 2008-01-07 08:05:19 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Do you always have an answer or everything.

Let's blame James.

You nerd.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2008-01-07 08:03:45 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Yeah but then some witty motherfucker will come up with 'One per day n00b' and where will the madness end?

Submitted by orphelia at 2008-01-07 08:02:18 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Just post something else. Even FranktheBear wouldn't make this mistake!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2008-01-07 08:01:14 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Fuck my ass.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2008-01-07 08:00:44 EST (#)
Rating: -2



Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer.

Homer: It is?

Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers.

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