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Submitted by kuroneko_sama at 2008-01-09 02:15:45 EST
Rating: 1.05 on 43 ratings (43 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

inspired by http://www.ubersite.com/m/114181 and the cracked article it originated from

no room for moon shoes, pogoballs, madballs, and moblins.jpg
no room for moon shoes, pogoballs, madballs, and moblins.jpg


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Submitted by woolfe at 2008-01-10 04:37:29 EST (#)
Rating: -2

LARP

Submitted by kuroneko_sama at 2008-01-09 20:56:11 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I had a roller racer until it finally broke in half. I always had long legs so I couldn't use it properly, so I steered with my feet and pushed myself along with my hands. ah memories...

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like eddie murphy when he pretended to be a no legged homless vet in trading places?

Submitted by frankthebear at 2008-01-09 20:47:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I had a roller racer until it finally broke in half. I always had long legs so I couldn't use it properly, so I steered with my feet and pushed myself along with my hands. ah memories...

Submitted by kuroneko_sama at 2008-01-09 20:39:49 EST (#)
Rating: 0

dare i ask?

Submitted by ASO at 2008-01-09 20:03:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ooooooh, ok. i was hoping it was you.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama at 2008-01-09 20:01:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

no that wasnt me... kuroneko_sama means "lord black cat" and is quite common (trigun for instance)... "neko sama" would simply be "cat lord", or "lord cat" depending on direct translation vs implied.

Submitted by ASO at 2008-01-09 19:38:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

there was a dude on Call Of Duty 4 last night by the name of neko-sama. was that you?

Submitted by kuroneko_sama at 2008-01-09 19:37:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-09 04:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Considering you basically robbed the idea I was kind of hoping for a superior turn of phrase to "spin yourself retarded".

So what's next? Are you going to do a post about 5 most hilarious (but featuring different content to cracked.com) intoxicated television appearences, only editing the language to make it unfunny?

I know, I know, everythings been done and that's fine. I can live with a little repetition. Seriously though you need to be wittier.




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i was basically going to review the referenced post and figured i had enough to say to expand into a spin off post. not so much a bandwagon
i only referenced the cracked post because thats obviously where that post originated from

i dont often do the "list posts"

looking back i think i only did like 2 or 3 total

im not attempting stand up comedy here, just voicing my opinion. though i tend to be quite sarchastic


...just be glad its not poetry

Submitted by Shlongy at 2008-01-09 19:27:20 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Everything that you liked- except for the Jarts, the best backyard game ever invented (with the exception of the backyard blowjob) - drips with gayness.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama at 2008-01-09 19:11:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0


i would love to watch a marathon consiting of nothing but small children in heely shoes catching pavement cracks and falling on their faces to the tune of the 1812 overture

Submitted by Zampano at 2008-01-09 18:31:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2008-01-09 17:17:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I once saw one of the little shits across the street try to glide down his cement driveway on those heely things. About halfway down he hit a seam in the concrete, the cheap wheel broke, and he did a faceplant.


Funny.

As.

Hell.

Submitted by TheUniter at 2008-01-09 15:43:12 EST (#)
Rating: 1


Submitted by Fartman at 2008-01-09 15:04:47 EST (#)
Rating: 1

The pic of the kid with the jart made me laugh.

I am so going to hell.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2008-01-09 13:55:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for effort I guess - you're still quite boring.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-01-09 13:35:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by Lib at 2008-01-09 12:18:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I gave one of my sons a bop thing for his birthday one year. He played with it for about 2 min. then he went and got a knife and stabbed it

Submitted by kuroneko_sama at 2008-01-09 11:47:17 EST (#)
Rating: 0

its ok sico, -2 away im not losing sleep onver your "frank the bear retaliation by association ratings"

there were several others but i was stuck at work and somehow the t3 system wont let me load a fucking post witohut a hassle (hence the blank)i blame my boss for having the computers run 24-7 for the past 5 years without replacing them

and yeah they coulda been funnier, but that what you get when you write your own material... i only steal images from the net people, not the text

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2008-01-09 11:22:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What, no Garbage Pail Kids or Cabbage Patch Kids?

Submitted by scourge at 2008-01-09 10:29:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

needs more funny

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2008-01-09 08:31:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

heh

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2008-01-09 08:10:00 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You wondered about getting them in adult sizes.

Any adult (you or otherwise) who even considers humiliating themselves in public with these things should be taken out and horse-whipped.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2008-01-09 08:06:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

it seems like they only ship to the US , unless im missing something. Who said the heelys were for me hurty?!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2008-01-09 08:01:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Dear god EI, I hope you're taking the piss.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2008-01-09 08:00:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-09 11:23:54 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-09 03:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Can you get Heelies in adult sizes?
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http://www.zappos.com/n/es/d/722660522/size/Y_2097152/page/1.html

There're a set of Jarts in my parent's attic right now. One day, they will be mine. Oh yes, one day they will be mine.
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You reckon i can get them shipped to the UK? WOOWOWOWOWW

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2008-01-09 07:33:22 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You'll be able to get discount coffee at McDonald's. How many people have you arrested thus far?

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues at 2008-01-09 07:31:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I know. My birthday's in 2 weeks too :(

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2008-01-09 07:25:50 EST (#)
Rating: -2

25? Jeez you're old.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues at 2008-01-09 07:24:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hell yeah roller racer.

A few years ago, I tried the sit'n spin in my local Toys-R-Us and I broke it by ripping the disc off. At 25, I ran away like I had just stolen a pack of fun dip. Good times.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2008-01-09 07:05:17 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I logged in with the specific purpose of -2ing you even though this post was half decent. It's a frankthebear association thing, you see.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2008-01-09 06:23:54 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-09 03:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Can you get Heelies in adult sizes?
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http://www.zappos.com/n/es/d/722660522/size/Y_2097152/page/1.html

There're a set of Jarts in my parent's attic right now. One day, they will be mine. Oh yes, one day they will be mine.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2008-01-09 06:04:38 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Koosh ruled.

Submitted by locksly at 2008-01-09 05:37:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

my favourite was opinion: WTF for the second fuzzy thing

Submitted by 8track at 2008-01-09 05:03:58 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Berty at 2008-01-09 04:25:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Considering you basically robbed the idea I was kind of hoping for a superior turn of phrase to "spin yourself retarded".

So what's next? Are you going to do a post about 5 most hilarious (but featuring different content to cracked.com) intoxicated television appearences, only editing the language to make it unfunny?

I know, I know, everythings been done and that's fine. I can live with a little repetition. Seriously though you need to be wittier.

Submitted by Grimm at 2008-01-09 04:03:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I forgot about slap bracelets.

I was messing around with mine in the movie theater once, and I dropped it. It hit the floor, wrapped itself into a circle, and rolled away.

I waited till after the movie and couldn't find it.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2008-01-09 03:46:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Can you get Heelies in adult sizes?

Submitted by Bohme at 2008-01-09 03:44:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 Roller Racer

Submitted by pen_name at 2008-01-09 03:15:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

1 for slap bracelet

1 for sit 'n spin

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2008-01-09 03:14:24 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I preferred the blank post.

Submitted by bob at 2008-01-09 03:06:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i loved the koosh with the elastic string on it...used to peg people in the face with it all the time.

Submitted by DeathJester at 2008-01-09 02:53:03 EST (#)
Rating: 1

A kid bumped into me wearing heelies once. He was only about 8 or 9, but he was rolling past a clothes shop I was in with my g/f. I could have moved out of the way, but instead I jammed my opposite foot to the floor and pretty much shoulder barged him to the floor.

He got up and rolled off without apologising. Little shit.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama at 2008-01-09 02:44:55 EST (#)
Rating: 0

http://www.marshalltrue.com/invention/1.html incase you are too lazy to type the link to the adult sit n spin


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