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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2008-03-14 02:32:02 EDT
Rating: 1.85 on 26 ratings (26 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Watched an old Fresh Prince of Bosh-Aire earlier tonight. It was classic.

At the beginning, Will and Carlton had made a bet with Jeffrey and swindled him for $30 ... so Jeffrey was upset and said he was going to watch his favorite quiz show, "Brainstorm".. they went in and sat down with him. He totally botched the answer to the first question which was "what is the motto of the three musketeers" ... Jeffrey said, "smooth on the outside creamy on the inside", which was incorrect, and embarrassing for him.

It was at this point that Will and Carlton started laughing in his face and insulting him --- the studio audience was pretty into it too.

So then Jeffrey got them to betting twice the money he had lost and the next question was absurdly difficult ... he nailed it, NO BIG DEAL ..... studio audience cheered wildly -- as they typically favor the underdog.

So Jeffrey took their money and got up and left .. now Will and Carlton were baffled and shocked that he got it - as you'd imagine they would be (I know I would be .. and lord knows the studio audience was completely stumped).

Well, then HILLARY came down the stairs (she was looking pretty hot and it was her first appearance of the episode so the studio audience appropriately gave her the "WOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" that she deserved for being hot and on an early 90's sitcom. Anyways, Hilary sits down and answers the first question correctly. Now, she's not the brightest of bulbs .. as such, Carlton and Will were completely clueless at this point ... the studio audience's heads were about to explode out of confusion, I'm sure.

So Will and Cartlon inquired as to how she could have possibly known that! her response, "easy. Jeffrey's been watching that tape all day!"

I was fucking shocked .. I had to watch it again. He hustled them and played them for fools ... it was a TAPE! a FUCKING TAPE! BRILLIANT ... you can't sneak anything by jeeves, man .. he got them good, those fuckers.

Now, from the sounds of it, at this point in the show, the studio audience must have been rioting because they were out of control.

Then Jeffrey comes back in, "I'm going to the store to purchase some clothes.. could you two please rewind the tape and return it to my room when you are finished?" ..... PRICELESS!!!!! as if to say, "I GOT YOU GOOD, YOU FUCKERS!"


Cue Theme song and opening credits.

man ... some truly great television.


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Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2008-03-18 18:53:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hillary was such a narc.

Submitted by DasHeer at 2008-03-18 01:21:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JonnyX at 2008-03-18 00:42:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by HellRazer at 2008-03-15 20:37:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That IS a great episode. Don't they(Will & Carlton) trick Jeffery into thinking that he won an obscene amount of money in the lottery? I think that's the one. Anyways, he immediatly quits and starts breaking expensive shit around the house, only to find out that they taped last weeks drawing and gave him a fake ticket.

Good times. (<-Another good show!)

Submitted by HotWillie at 2008-03-15 13:33:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rorrim at 2008-03-14 15:00:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

To be bosh, or not to be at all... That's no question.

Yoho to bel-air!

Submitted by Zampano at 2008-03-14 14:29:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Good, good.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2008-03-14 14:19:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


you know thats boshible.

oops.. possible.

sorry, typographical error.

Submitted by Yozz at 2008-03-14 14:15:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Is Jeffrey "The Kid Who Knows Everything?"

I wonder.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2008-03-14 14:05:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Dude, that was awesome. Jeeves really stuck it to the man. Plus Will and Jazzy Jeff invented the whole sped-up music video thing.

Submitted by BeforeEmily at 2008-03-14 09:16:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

That Carlton guy was a rotten spoiled asshole in real life.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2008-03-14 09:14:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The nerdy yuppie guy. Carlton was it? I can't remember.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2008-03-14 09:06:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

surely you mean carlton forensic.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2008-03-14 07:58:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Why everyone picked on Jeffrey I'll never know.

I mean, like, WTF, all he wanted was his own slice.


Yeah, so what if he always wore sweaters around his shoulders. He was just trying to Mac before there was Maccing.

Don't worry Jeffrey, this snowflake has got your back.



Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2008-03-14 05:26:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fresh Prince was the business.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2008-03-14 05:17:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Cakes at 2008-03-14 04:16:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You could be a YouTube star-- with the right editing software. (Hell, you possibly already are for all I know)

Submitted by Creepy_guy at 2008-03-14 03:50:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Such a great show

Submitted by orphelia at 2008-03-14 03:43:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DeathJester at 2008-03-14 03:41:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Carlton Banks has BONK EYE!

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2008-03-14 03:21:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You know why I'm great? I knew which episode this was like four sentences in...or something like that. I can't be bothered for, I don't know man, shit.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-03-14 03:01:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-03-14 03:00:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-03-14 02:59:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air...


fun TV.

Submitted by Ballare at 2008-03-14 02:49:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2008-03-14 02:35:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

ps earl scruggs is a narc and i punched him in the neck and lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement etc etc

You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better
than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and
your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt!
You make me sick!

-- Homer Simpson
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