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Drunk in Portugal, and weird european keyboards

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-03-17 18:07:17 EDT
Rating: 0.67 on 23 ratings (23 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Not much to say, but my trip to Spain-Portugal is kicking all sorts of ass, and that makes me far superior than 70% of you. As far as I know, only Schlongy and Chaos Jester kick this much ass as regularly as myself and my wife.

If you ever get the chance, visit Sintra, Portugal, which is fucking AWESOME.

In fact, thatºs pretty much all I have to say.....except that where the apostrephy(sp?) should be, there is the º instead. This and many other things about European keyboards sucks all kinds of donkey dick.

At this moment, Iºm drunk, in a hostel in Lisbon, Portugal, about to go to Coimbra, then on to Madrid, to rock the fuck out of the Iberian Peninsula, and all you suckers are stuck back home.
Yeah, itºs only momentary, but Iºm going to boast while I can, because within 2 weeks, Iºll be a sucker just like all of you. A word to the wise, enjoy your small victories while you can, because theyºre short and fleeting, and if you let the knowledge that youºll be back to normal so soon bring you down, you really waste your time and money on nothing. On that note.....Bom Dia y Bom Niote fuckers.........

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Submitted by TheUniter at 2008-03-19 20:56:07 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by lostnphound at 2008-03-19 16:32:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

My apologies for the delay. I was in Austin, TX playing the South by Southwest Music Festival last week and just got back to "work" today.


Submitted by shadow at 2008-03-19 11:01:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Have fun.

Keyboards in the Czech Republic are worse. We're talking about an entire nation too poor to buy a vowel, just tons of asterisks and accent marks... and typing on that was foul.

Ok so there were vowels on the keyboard, but every time I touched one my web browser crashed.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2008-03-18 12:16:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2008-03-18 11:12:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 front page because I'm miserably ill today and I couldn't possibly feel any worse.

Submitted by stone8946 at 2008-03-18 10:58:51 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Been there, done that. Can't say I'd go back to Portugal again, with so many other much more interesting places around.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2008-03-18 08:36:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-03-17 19:46:36 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You better have pictures to post when you get back.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2008-03-18 08:05:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I have a hankering for green beans.

Submitted by orphelia at 2008-03-18 05:18:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Flack at 2008-03-18 01:25:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Thats ok. I just got back from a week on a beautiful Caribbean island where I smoked dope and drank Sol. It was fucking sweet. Much better than your stupid vacation.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2008-03-18 00:47:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by experima at 2008-03-17 23:10:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

MWG! Send me a postcard!!!

I'm still working out what to mail back to you, too.

and it's "apostrophe" for the record.



Submitted by Amontillado at 2008-03-17 20:46:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You better have pictures to post when you get back.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2008-03-17 20:02:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-17 18:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Who is Schlongy?

It's my alias, for when I want to sneak by "under the Uber radar".

Submitted by Shlongy at 2008-03-17 20:01:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You're right, minus the Chaos Jester part.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-03-17 19:56:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-17 19:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm sorry, but chaos jester kicks zero ass.

Submitted by scourge at 2008-03-17 19:53:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i'm sorry, but chaos jester kicks zero ass.

shlongy, however, is internationally ranked in that category.

getting schnockered in foreign locales is a good time

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2008-03-17 19:45:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 ubering in public kiosks.

I did it when I was waiting for trains and things in Ireland, and yeah, there was no apostrophe or something. I'm going to see if I can find those drunk reviews..good times. Hope you enjoy the rest of your trip.

Submitted by Ltap at 2008-03-17 19:13:22 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-03-17 18:32:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I rest happy knowing I am solidly in the 30%.

Have fun. Drink port.

Sardines smell horrible.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2008-03-17 18:24:27 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Pure shit.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2008-03-17 18:17:56 EDT (#)
Rating: -2



Submitted by Yozz at 2008-03-17 18:09:04 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Who is Schlongy?

Second class? What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert
jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and
all those other senior perks? Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it
pretty sweet.

-- Homer Simpson
Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"