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Thanks, for sparing my future

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-04-30 08:50:48 EDT
Rating: 1.3 on 14 ratings (14 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I almost ended up working as a prison guard having piss and feces thrown at me on a daily basis, by graduating with an associates degree in "Human Services" were it not for this fine gentleman's accidental discovery, and the chaos that ensued.


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Submitted by ColchesterDr at 2009-04-10 02:40:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by loki at 2008-05-11 20:31:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

**What Leary took down with him was the central illusion of a whole lifestyle that he helped create. A generation of permanent cripples, failed seekers, who never understood the essential old mystic fallacy of the acid culture: the desperate assumption that somebody, or at least some force, was tending the light at the end of the tunnel. There was only one road back to L.A. - U.S. Interstate 15. Just a flat-out high speed burn through Baker and Barstow and Berdoo. Then onto the Hollywood Freeway, and straight on into frantic oblivion. Safety. Obscurity. Just another freak, in the freak kingdom. **

Raul Duke

Submitted by odin at 2008-05-02 08:52:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orph at 2008-05-02 08:13:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Adamdidit2u at 2008-04-30 17:52:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That's how I ended up in my career too!


Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2008-04-30 09:51:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Yozz at 2008-04-30 09:36:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Auto +2 LSD

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-04-30 09:33:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-04-30 09:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

What the hell have you ended up doing if you couldn't make it as a prison guard?!
Not "couldn't make it" as a prison guard, but didn't continue studying to be a prison guard. I ended up in marketing and advertising. Much better pay, and not being associated with assrape in any way is definately a better life.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2008-04-30 09:32:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Nellypaal at 2008-04-30 09:18:28 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

What the hell have you ended up doing if you couldn't make it as a prison guard?!

Submitted by Hadley at 2008-04-30 09:04:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This just in. Occasional LSD use leads to a 102 year life.

Submitted by orphelia at 2008-04-30 08:54:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You crazy freak

Submitted by MudWhistle at 2008-04-30 08:52:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

the colors make me happy

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2008-04-30 08:51:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I smiled, but I'm not sure why.

Marge: You don't have to join a freak show just because the
opportunity came along.

Homer: You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different