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Fun With Ebaumsworld Chatrooms - The Experiment

Submitted by maiorano84 at 2008-05-29 00:20:48 EDT
Rating: 1.32 on 44 ratings (44 reviews) (Review this item) (V)


So I've decided to conduct an experiment. The object is to walk into a chatroom and simply write "14/f/ca" and wait.

Post your funniest conversations on here with the title "Ebaum Experiment" or something along those lines. The best conversations win absolutely nothing.



Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand GO!!

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iowahawk: hey asl
maiorano84: 14/f/ca
maiorano84: u?
iowahawk: 18m iowa
iowahawk: u gotta pic by chance
maiorano84: no
maiorano84: no cam
maiorano84: u?
iowahawk: i gotta myspace u can check out if ya want
iowahawk: jus dont get 2 excited when ya c me lol
maiorano84: k
maiorano84: show
iowahawk: (website removed so you depraved bastards don't shatter a 17 year-old boy's soul)
iowahawk: so u should tell me wut ya look like since ya dont have a pic of urself
maiorano84: u look like napoleon dynamite
iowahawk: lol
iowahawk: thanks i guess
maiorano84: i liek ur sunglasses
maiorano84: they look liek my dads
maiorano84: did u steal them?
iowahawk: yes
maiorano84: omg
iowahawk: i actually did lol
iowahawk: i dont remember from where though
maiorano84: were the cops looking 4 u?
iowahawk: nooo i live in a town w/ 1400 ppl so theres no security ne where
maiorano84: no security??????????
iowahawk: nope
maiorano84: must b dangerus then
iowahawk: no cameras or security ppl or ne thing
iowahawk: well all we have is like 2 convenient stores lol
iowahawk: no wal mart or ne thing
maiorano84: i live in a giant underground dome
iowahawk: holy siht
iowahawk: shit
iowahawk: lol
maiorano84: deep inside the earth's crust
maiorano84: below ca
maiorano84: lots of security here
iowahawk: oh i bet
iowahawk: haha
maiorano84: they say im real important
maiorano84: but they still let me talk in ebaum chatrooms
iowahawk: sweet lol
maiorano84: sometimes ill explode and cause fires
iowahawk: yeah ya know wut they say only important ppl go on ebaums chat
maiorano84: we're trying to harness this energy to create a better tomorrow
iowahawk: of course
maiorano84: do u want my virginity? they say it might quell the explosions
iowahawk has logged out

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mxpro1: hey wast up
maiorano84: not much u
mxpro1: bored as shi
mxpro1: shit*
maiorano84: me too
mxpro1: lol arnt we all so wat ya wanna talk bout
maiorano84: numbers
mxpro1: numbers?
mxpro1: ???
mxpro1: ok numbers how many time u gave it up lmao
maiorano84: heheh
maiorano84: never
mxpro1: lol and y not
maiorano84: cuz im 14
mxpro1: so i was that old
maiorano84: how old ru now?
mxpro1: 17
maiorano84: wow
mxpro1: wat lol
maiorano84: sorry
mxpro1: wat
maiorano84: had to poop
mxpro1: wat the hell lol
maiorano84: everybody poops
maiorano84: i had 2
maiorano84: it was kinda curly
mxpro1: but u don tell every1
maiorano84: of course u do
maiorano84: pooping is funny
maiorano84: and it makes for interesting conversation
mxpro1: lol it does
maiorano84: u ever clog a toilet with just poop?
maiorano84: or u poop so much it comes out of the water?
mxpro1: wow ummm goin w no
maiorano84: me neither
maiorano84: my dad did tho
maiorano84: he said it nearly killed our septic tank
maiorano84: lol
maiorano84: all this talk of poop makes me feel funny sometimes
mxpro1: lmao wow
maiorano84: like I have to poop again
maiorano84: but it doesnt feel like i have 2 poop out of my butt
mxpro1: not me
mxpro1: then wat it feel like
maiorano84: like
maiorano84: OMG
maiorano84: I JUST GAVE BIRTH
maiorano84: HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD A BABY
maiorano84: IT JUST FELL OUT
maiorano84: WAT DO I DO!?!?
maiorano84: DONT LEAVE ME
maiorano84: I THINK ITS URS!!!!!
mxpro1: lmao wat
maiorano84: I JUST HAD A FREAKING BABY
maiorano84: YOU DO NOT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THIS SITUATION
mxpro1: lmao im lost
maiorano84: DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT TO YOU!?!?
maiorano84: A BABY FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA!!!
maiorano84: awwwwww, it's taking after me already
maiorano84: it poops a lot
mxpro1 has logged out




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Submitted by Hookhand at 2008-06-01 13:01:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

He DOES look like Napoleon Dynamite

Submitted by Snark at 2008-05-30 21:14:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

As far as cut and paste chat's go, that was pretty damned funny.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2008-05-30 09:48:52 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Fun for who...Chris Hansen of NBC?

Submitted by Nellypaal at 2008-05-30 09:20:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It's quite difficult to pretend to be working with a ridiculous grin upon one's face.

Submitted by DeathJester at 2008-05-30 05:26:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

... -1 for no "putting on my robe and wizard hat."

Submitted by potatomanjack at 2008-05-30 03:54:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Bahaahahahahah!


Whew!

Submitted by Falafel at 2008-05-29 21:19:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

maiorano84: it was kinda curly

This one got me. Holy shit, dude. Great contest idea!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2008-05-29 19:55:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

chatrooms. great things when you're drunk and bored. or just bored. or just drunk. either way.

Submitted by Ltap at 2008-05-29 19:48:35 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

I think he was just playing along - no one, I repeat, NO ONE on the face of the earth would ever fall for 14/f/cali, it's one of the oldest tricks in the book. -2, and +1 for the attempt and time wasted.

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2008-05-29 15:33:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

And no, his glasses aren't cool.

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2008-05-29 15:33:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-29 01:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-05-29 00:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"The size of your sunglasses is equal to how much of a tool you are"
__________________

More true words have never been spoken.
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Unless they're cop glasses. Cop glasses are cool.

Submitted by Banjo at 2008-05-29 13:26:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

lol, very fucking funny!

Submitted by shadow at 2008-05-29 12:29:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

something wrong with you...

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2008-05-29 11:51:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Gosh!

Submitted by Rhymenocerous at 2008-05-29 10:57:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-05-29 00:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I fucking laughed at the dome thing. As someone said (I don't remember who), "The size of your sunglasses is equal to how much of a tool you are"

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P.S. I said that.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-05-29 10:56:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Didn't read all that, but I bet it's funny, at least a little.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous at 2008-05-29 10:43:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I started laughing out loud at the part about pooping.

Submitted by Ejryuu at 2008-05-29 10:42:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Meh. I know it's an experiment, but reading that kind of stuff makes my eyes burn.

Submitted by Yozz at 2008-05-29 10:18:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"Comedy is not pretty"

Submitted by pen_name at 2008-05-29 10:17:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

And I used to take plenty of shits that were too big to flush. Mom used to make me break them up with coat hangers

Submitted by pen_name at 2008-05-29 10:14:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I liked the exploding girl more.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2008-05-29 10:02:09 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

okay i read it.

sticking with the original review

Submitted by apollo88 at 2008-05-29 09:59:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

this isn't rated high enough for me to bother to read a fucking chat post.



Submitted by Sphagnum at 2008-05-29 09:57:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hilarious.

You're a funny man, Maiorano

Submitted by MudWhistle at 2008-05-29 09:25:08 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

this is like a sicosemen post except you're well liked and he is not

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2008-05-29 09:18:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hahahaha


Submitted by GangsterSquid at 2008-05-29 09:12:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Underground dome

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2008-05-29 08:56:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2008-05-29 08:54:55 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

BloodNinja you are not.

Submitted by TechnoRatty at 2008-05-29 08:54:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

love it..

Submitted by The_Drake at 2008-05-29 07:43:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

brilliant

Submitted by orph at 2008-05-29 07:38:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

classic

Submitted by orphelia at 2008-05-29 04:30:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by centaur at 2008-05-29 04:07:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

hmmm.

Kinda funny but come on... you'd have Oath or Director wanting to play with your 14 year old pussy in seconds. ANYONE can catch out a fucking idiot.

Submitted by VileSin at 2008-05-29 02:17:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

maiorano84: awwwwww, it's taking after me already
maiorano84: it poops a lot

Submitted by Creepy_guy at 2008-05-29 01:40:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Haha, wicked. The dome bit was the best.

Submitted by scourge at 2008-05-29 01:31:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ha

Submitted by Val at 2008-05-29 01:05:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

maiorano84: i live in a giant underground dome

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i had multiple LOLs

Submitted by bob at 2008-05-29 01:05:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-05-29 00:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"The size of your sunglasses is equal to how much of a tool you are"
__________________

More true words have never been spoken.

Submitted by HotWillie at 2008-05-29 00:54:26 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

ahahahahahahowfunny

Submitted by Sinistral at 2008-05-29 00:41:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I fucking laughed at the dome thing. As someone said (I don't remember who), "The size of your sunglasses is equal to how much of a tool you are"

Submitted by experima at 2008-05-29 00:40:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hahahahhahahahahahahahaahha

Submitted by Director at 2008-05-29 00:34:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was kinda funny. That whole underground dome thing was genius.

Submitted by maiorano84 at 2008-05-29 00:23:53 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Shit, he was 18. Whatever. Same difference.


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