My new favorite Über-broadSubmitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-07-01 16:52:06 EDT
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So of course very few of you recall me starting this:
and even fewer care.
For those of you too lazy to click the link above, the gist of it was that I put out a postal address with the simple hope that I'd receive something other than junk-mail and my lifetime subscription to "Midget Mama Madness!!!®". I waited, and begged and pleaded, and eventually, I got something, which I described here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115386
Then, after continent jumping, more begging and pleading, I got something else:
It took so long, and it seemed like I got so few responses, I resorted to mass mailing people on my super-special uber email address with this message, or a variation thereof:
Subject line: You should send me something. It would be awesome.
Anything really. I'm starting to get desperate, which I'm sure you don't hear often.
Really though, anything would be cool. A hair doll of someone you're stalking, or a picture of the buddha smoking a fat buddha.
Thank you for your time.
Short, sweet, and to the point. I guess it worked somewhat, because I've received two more since then.
I got a picture of a ship, plus a story printed off of Uber from Shadow, but she didn't leave a return address, so she gets nothing back but a thank you, which I'm giving here: "thank you."
Today, however, I got the most awesome package yet! It contained:
a)a multitude of incense sticks of various smells.
b)several novelty mints, such as Garlic Vampire Repellant Mints®, Simpsons Duff mints® and some "Miso Pretty Gum" with a picture of a asian hooker. I assume she's a hooker, I could be wrong though, she is a cartoon character after all.
c)a nice skull statuary, HIGHLY reminiscent of the one which I left for a certain Uber-broad, along with a story, at the beginning of my other game "Treasure Hunt" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/112641#2563314)
d) and finally, last but not least by a long shot, a bottle of vodka. Not just a pint of cheap ol Gordon's either, but Smirnoff, which is pretty expensive I think. I'm not sure because I usually drink Gordon's because it's cheap.
This is by far one of the most awesome presents I've received. Of course it would be awesome if someone topped this, so if you wanna try, just send it to the address contained in the first link. It's still working, and I'll keep it open.
Big thanks to the sender, who happened to be the only other participant in my treasure hunt contest. As seen here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/113038
I hope to hear from more of you. The end.
PS. I sent Bart a package also. I wonder if he received it. I promise there was no DNA on it of any kind, visible or otherwise.
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