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Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-09-04 02:23:59 EDT
Rating: 1.23 on 30 ratings (30 reviews) (Review this item) (V)



















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Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-12-09 17:17:22 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-12-09 06:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i luv u man, i really luv u

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LIAR

Submitted by woolfe at 2008-12-09 06:11:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

i luv u man, i really luv u

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2008-09-10 17:49:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hey, I've actually used one of those gizmos on my nephew, but he had a couple of years under his belt at the time.

That's a pretty homosexual first memory.

For mine, it was a birthday party at my pre-school, I've decided I was three years old at the time (I had been going there since I was one, as both of my parents worked full time). Anyways, I remember gorging on my cake, ignoring utensils, so that my fingers and face were covered in cakey goodness. This amused the teachers and other children at the table.

Mikoo was not amused.

I gave them the look of death, and tried to relay to them how much hatred I had for them by flailing about and making angry noises. This only amused them further, pissing me way the fuck off.

Turns out, I ended up being the most beloved kid in school, and all the children rejoiced when I spent my days off school there.

Anyways, remember my drunken advice, and make sure that kid knows how to make a sandwich by the time she's seven. At first she'll need help because she'll be too retarded to put it together without making a great mess, but by seven she should be developed and tall enough to reach the things she needs, and use them properly without destroying the kitchen.

Also it will be funny/cute when she makes you a mustard and cheese sandwich to bring to work.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-09-10 14:52:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


yeah, it sucks.

I'm not TOO scared - people get sick all the time and this really seems to be your garden variety cold. The doctor said she is fine - they seem to know things.

We had to buy a nasal aspirator: (http://www.bluffcitywholesale.com/images/ear/67193.jpg - image on the left.)

Its some pretty crazy shit - we stick the one end up her nose with the bulb depressed, get a good seal on her nose and then slowly release pressure on the bulb and all the snot comes flooding into the device. Which is all fine and nice - but how in the holy fuck do you clean the inside of that fucker? The opening is like a quarter inch. Serious design flaw if you ask me... but it clears out her tiny little nose so its all good in my books.

Hehe - my first memory is bouncing up and down to 'disco duck' by Rick Dees when I was 3 or so.

Which, of course, explains why I am so incredibly caulaicoutishly gay.

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2008-09-10 03:58:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-09-10 00:37:11 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Things are goin' awesome.

She's a little sickly right now though... all stuffy and hoarse. : (

She's 8 weeks and 1 day old.

WEEE!
_______

Christ, that would scare the shit out of me.

Mostly because I saw my nephew being born, and helped raise him until the age of five before I bailed to another state.

At any rate, sick that early sounds terrifying.

Me drunk: "Duuude, I knew you when you rolled about the ground for transportation, remember that?"

"Yeeess"

Fucking liar.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-09-05 12:24:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-04 16:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sometimes yer the moron.

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I'm >mostly< the moron.

This should have been a -1, however - you senile homo.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-09-05 01:41:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-04 07:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hows that spawn of yours?

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She is still awesome beyond belief.

Big day is fast approaching, huh - 61 more sleeps! You all ready?

Submitted by Linus at 2008-09-04 23:23:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I miss you, Rob.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge at 2008-09-04 22:01:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Eerie.

Submitted by locksly at 2008-09-04 20:18:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by BeforeEmily at 2008-09-04 19:30:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

WHOA

Submitted by Shlongy at 2008-09-04 16:23:44 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Sometimes yer the moron.

Submitted by myshit at 2008-09-04 15:00:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Linus at 2008-09-04 13:20:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Yup.

Submitted by Garrik at 2008-09-04 13:11:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Fatass with no friends and nothing to do on a Saturday but mow the lawn and shop for crown molding at Home Depot with his fat, pasty wife, below.

Submitted by scourge at 2008-09-04 13:09:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I FEEL BAD FOR THE POOR BIRDIE

Submitted by experima at 2008-09-04 12:59:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

why i just saw this photo!
I believe I said "LOL" and "hi,rob!"
:)

okay off to work where i can not comment on ubersite because it's "pornography."

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-09-04 12:53:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by BobSandwich at 2008-09-04 12:39:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by X54 at 2008-09-04 10:51:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ha ha ha ha ha! Fucking pigeons. That same thing happened to my office window once. Same exact mark, too.

Submitted by Banjo at 2008-09-04 10:25:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Has Rob Berg reinvented himself?

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2008-09-04 08:58:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by SPECIALk at 2008-09-04 08:22:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

bird suicide?

Submitted by Darth_Famine at 2008-09-04 07:36:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

heh

Submitted by Nellypaal at 2008-09-04 07:34:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Ha.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2008-09-04 07:27:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

didnt rate

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2008-09-04 07:27:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Rob you fucking rule

hows that spawn of yours?

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2008-09-04 07:08:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

and sometimes you wish you had never clicked on posts.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2008-09-04 05:40:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Filthy pigeons

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2008-09-04 05:04:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Rob you are surely a genius


Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and
admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being
a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in
the clowning business.

-- Homer Simpson
Homie the Clown