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Kwestion.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-09-10 15:35:07 EDT
Rating: 0.71 on 28 ratings (28 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

If I wanted to implode, and vanish from existance, how much lungpower would be required to inhale myself into a black hole? I've planned on beginning by snorting my toe, and working my way up from there.

Bonus question for everyone else: Why? (Just in general)

I realize I could have asked the bonus question at the sky, but I prefer to have actual responses, instead of attempting to interpret the secret language of clouds.





































Copy/Paste answers:

Why not?

-2 Die

Who Cares?

Are you high?

Go Away Forever.

You already suck enough to provide ample vaccuum power, so start snorting.


Implosions look like this from the inside....I hope..jpg
Implosions look like this from the inside....I hope..jpg


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Submitted by Yozz at 2008-09-11 09:42:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-09-11 06:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

50 Kwatts of funkin' couldn't save you from the personality-vaccuum within you.
You're just spamming us from the event horizon, you outa space phenomena.
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I am pretty sure this is the best review I have EVER read in this shithole.

Submitted by The_Drake at 2008-09-11 07:50:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-09-10 18:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-09-10 16:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-09-10 16:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-09-10 16:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A black hole won't vanish you from existance, it will compact you to a singularity of near infinite density. So technically you'll still exist. You'll just be really small and heavy.
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And does The Drake have a suitable alternative? I'd rather not be a fattie.
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The only way to truly get rid of yourself from existance (at least this one) is to find the "anti"-you. Hawking says that for every atom of matter, somewhere there is an an atom of anti-matter, and when matter and anti-matter meet, they destroy eachother. in a collossal explosion, I'm told. So all you have to do is find your evil twin, and high five him.
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Drake, your solution assumes that MWG is the "good" twin.
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Touché

Submitted by messmind at 2008-09-11 06:37:52 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

50 Kwatts of funkin' couldn't save you from the personality-vaccuum within you.
You're just spamming us from the event horizon, you outa space phenomena.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2008-09-11 05:32:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Dislocate your jaw and eat your own head.

Submitted by orphelia at 2008-09-11 05:30:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Get a pet dog.

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-10 23:00:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know.

Submitted by Cyrus at 2008-09-10 22:57:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Are you high?

Submitted by apollo88 at 2008-09-10 22:57:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

deep

Submitted by Ltap at 2008-09-10 20:37:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Why not?

-2 Die

Who Cares?

Are you high?

oh, and

Go Away Forever.

Submitted by Yozz at 2008-09-10 18:36:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-09-10 16:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-09-10 16:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-09-10 16:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A black hole won't vanish you from existance, it will compact you to a singularity of near infinite density. So technically you'll still exist. You'll just be really small and heavy.
-----------------------------------------------------------

And does The Drake have a suitable alternative? I'd rather not be a fattie.
----

The only way to truly get rid of yourself from existance (at least this one) is to find the "anti"-you. Hawking says that for every atom of matter, somewhere there is an an atom of anti-matter, and when matter and anti-matter meet, they destroy eachother. in a collossal explosion, I'm told. So all you have to do is find your evil twin, and high five him.
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Drake, your solution assumes that MWG is the "good" twin.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2008-09-10 18:17:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Its quite simple really, all you need to do is to shrink yourself whilst still retaining your mass until you are small enough to fit inside your own Schwarzschild radius.


Quantum is a lot of nonesense when you think about it. Planck was on fucking crack.

Submitted by Plus2 at 2008-09-10 17:19:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Why not?

Density determines what can become a black hole. Specifically, you would need to be heavy enough to sink through the time-space continuum.

Look up “white dwarf”. Notice how dense it is. My guess is that in order to become a white dwarf you would need to suck yourself up until your entire body takes up .5 cubic millimeters of space. You would need to take up even less room than that in order to become a black hole.

Submitted by jtrujillo34 at 2008-09-10 16:45:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Answer: Shoot yourself in the head.

Submitted by The_Drake at 2008-09-10 16:43:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-09-10 16:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-09-10 16:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A black hole won't vanish you from existance, it will compact you to a singularity of near infinite density. So technically you'll still exist. You'll just be really small and heavy.
-----------------------------------------------------------

And does The Drake have a suitable alternative? I'd rather not be a fattie.
----

The only way to truly get rid of yourself from existance (at least this one) is to find the "anti"-you. Hawking says that for every atom of matter, somewhere there is an an atom of anti-matter, and when matter and anti-matter meet, they destroy eachother. in a collossal explosion, I'm told. So all you have to do is find your evil twin, and high five him.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-09-10 16:32:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-09-10 16:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A black hole won't vanish you from existance, it will compact you to a singularity of near infinite density. So technically you'll still exist. You'll just be really small and heavy.
-----------------------------------------------------------

And does The Drake have a suitable alternative? I'd rather not be a fattie.

Submitted by Snark at 2008-09-10 16:23:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

1.21 Gigawatts.

Submitted by Lib at 2008-09-10 16:19:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Is it national suicide day and I missed the notice?
Again?

Submitted by The_Drake at 2008-09-10 16:16:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

If I wanted to implode, and vanish from existance, how much lungpower would be required to inhale myself into a black hole? I've planned on beginning by snorting my toe, and working my way up from there.

A black hole won't vanish you from existance, it will compact you to a singularity of near infinite density. So technically you'll still exist. You'll just be really small and heavy.

Bonus question for everyone else: Why? Because I said so, that's why!

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-09-10 16:01:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-09-10 15:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


The answer to 1 is the 2nd question.

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Best answer so far.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2008-09-10 15:53:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Q1: If I wanted to implode, and vanish from existance, how much lungpower would be required to inhale myself into a black hole?
A1: Exactly the same amount as would be required if you didn't want to implode and vanish from existance.

Q2: Why?
A2: Because no one has given a good enough reason why not.

Submitted by sandmantate at 2008-09-10 15:52:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

1: Butt sex is a lot like spinach: if you're forced to have it as a child you won't enjoy it as an adult.

2: I was watching the country music channel the other day and I fell asleep and I woke up racist. That's weird. They should put a warning on that channel. I just wanted to nap during the Dixie Chicks, now there's holes in my linens. That's right, if you listen to the Dixie Chicks you're racist; I have a pie chart that proves it

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-09-10 15:51:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


The answer to 1 is the 2nd question.

Submitted by dohnuts at 2008-09-10 15:48:43 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

What a pointlessly dumb post.

Submitted by Banjo at 2008-09-10 15:45:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You could build yourself a super long, highly extendible plastic straw (pink is preferable), point it at the sky ensuring you miss said clouds which are not answering the proceeding question. Condensation will only work against you later.

Ensure you have somebody with you who knows his way around a star map and can point a telescope. Aim for the nearest black hole and start snorting. See, what you're doing wrong is trying to bring yourself to the black hole when you should be bringing the black hole to you. Once consumed, the black hole will devour you from the inside out. It is important to avoid condensation in the straw as black holes are dry, highly compact space entities. Any moisture would mean you be tickling nipples with the moon and probably a planet in your own right.

As for the second question - why?

Why the fuck not?

Submitted by Wuzi at 2008-09-10 15:42:50 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

You spelled kwestion wrong.

The "k" is not to be capitalized.

Submitted by HateMudkips at 2008-09-10 15:39:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

The answer to both questions is 42.

Submitted by Garrik at 2008-09-10 15:39:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This whole Large Hadron Collider business has gone WAY too far.

Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl at 2008-09-10 15:38:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Answer: A lot


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