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Global Warming and why it is a good thing for certain Australians with tarnished reputations and evidently few morals. Or, more pointedly a particular Australian female who, I believe made a home movie of her having an orgy with kangaroos, but dodges my q

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-14 18:32:57 EDT
Rating: -0.27 on 56 ratings (56 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Giant_ice_penis_-_is_climate_change_to_blame?&in_article_id=304450&in_page_id=2&penis

If there was any doubt about the terrible threat that global warming poses to humanity, then it can now be dismissed - as this shocking photograph proves that climate change is turning icebergs into giant penises.

The cockberg was photographed by Andy Rouse in the Bransfield Strait near Antarctica.
Experts now believe that it is only a matter of time before an armada of penis-shaped chunks begin to break off the Antarctic ice floes, and then roam the oceans wreaking havoc and luring sailors to their doom.
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That is all.

I don’t really have anything to add.

Except Circe might want to jump on it while it is still a *GIANT* ice cock.

I’ve heard she has already fucked some regular sized ones.


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Submitted by paxilliona at 2010-05-08 12:51:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow at 2009-06-01 08:58:37 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Die

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2009-02-08 22:59:45 EST (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by FlintofFred at 2009-01-25 12:43:00 EST (#)
Rating: -2

STFU! MINUS TWO.

Submitted by Cardboard_Box at 2009-01-25 12:41:58 EST (#)
Rating: -2

STFU! MINUS TWO.

Submitted by DoYouBadly at 2008-12-17 22:49:05 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Fuck off!

Submitted by Anansie at 2008-11-10 07:39:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Oh my goodness.

Submitted by locksly at 2008-11-10 07:21:49 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Fair enough Doodles, but at least submit one per month.
Steal an old sicosemen post. thats what I do.

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-10-30 08:46:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I don't post much anymore, too much effort on my part locksly

Submitted by locksly at 2008-10-29 00:14:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Hey doodles ya fag, when are you going to post again?

Submitted by FilledwithHate at 2008-09-15 21:33:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I don't want to argue against the man-made global-warming deniers anymore. Tired, old, same arguments, over and over again. The scientific community has moved on, people like Bubba are on permanent ignore, and both Obama and McCain (but probably not Palin) are on board and pledge to do something about man-made global warming. Time to move on; bye-bye Bubba, it is not worth tying a thing once more in a futile attempt to convince your dumbass.

Nice penis!!!!

Submitted by MyNameIsTim at 2008-09-15 21:08:50 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

long title.

Submitted by The_Drake at 2008-09-15 09:44:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

<Insert seamen Vs. semen joke...something to do with penises, or something>

Submitted by Replen at 2008-09-15 03:43:22 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-09-15 02:55:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Cockberg.

Submitted by PayMeLater at 2008-09-15 01:47:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-14 22:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Doodles...You are a suckup, a buttlicker, and a sycophant.



hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by X54 at 2008-09-15 00:59:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Cockberg ha ha ha. Sounds like rob_berg.

Submitted by Stabkill at 2008-09-15 00:25:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2008-09-14 22:57:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Doodie, the only thing you ever hurt in life were your balls from whacking too hard.


Dipshit.... :)

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-14 22:23:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I hurt bubba's feelings.

Go me.

Submitted by kaos-king at 2008-09-14 22:21:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


That MIGHT fulfill Forensic...



Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2008-09-14 22:18:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Doodles, you ignorant slut. I spent maybe two minutes looking up those stupid links. You didn't put me down in any way, shape, or form. Take this +2 in recognition of the fact that you want to put down an old man simply to snuggle up to the A-Listers. You are a suckup, a buttlicker, and a sycophant.


I will +2 your posts in the future because it means a lot to you. Insecure is you, little boy.

:)

::P

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-14 22:11:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Sure, bubba.

You spend time looking up links to create a feeble arguement and then say you were 'fucking with me' after I tear it to shreads.

The problem is, I liek to be informed on different people's views on things so really all you did was let me a get an insight into the retard's (like yourself) mind.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2008-09-14 22:08:32 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

doodles.... you actually read that BULLSHIT?????



BWAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!!

WAHT A FUCKING MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

































you are so easy to fuck with, it's unbelievable!!!

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-14 22:05:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-14 21:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



http://www.geocraft.com/WVFossils/greenhouse_data.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_scientists_opposing_the_mainstream_scientific_assessment_of_global_warming

http://www.bismarcktribune.com/articles/2007/04/11/news/opinion/letters/doc461c387c5e3db478634344.txt

http://www.canadafreepress.com/2007/global-warming020507.htm

http://www.lewrockwell.com/crispin/crispin20.html

http://yglesias.thinkprogress.org/archives/2008/08/palin_global_warming_not_man_made.php

http://www.thepeoplesvoice.org/cgi-bin/blogs/voices.php/2007/10/12/global_warming_caused_by_man_made_activi

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0JZS/is_11_22/ai_n24988396
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Right, you used wikipedia which, for one who claims to know so much about the English language should know NEVER to do. The article didn't even have anything with the argument, it was, in essesnce, a list of names who agree with you.

You used AN OPINION LETTER FROM A PAPER I'VE NEVER HEARD OF. Desperate much?

The canada free press only seems to mention that he is a Ph.D of climatology and that he 'disagress' without mentioning any actual data to follow through with his point.

lewrockwell points out that 385 million years ago there was 10x as much carbon in that atmosphere without taking into account that THE WORLD WAS VASTLY DIFFERENT 385 MILLION YEARS AGO


I didn't look at the next two at all based on the name of the website, if we're gonig to use blogs I could probably turn up a million agreeing with global warming

Your last link a sentence.

FROM A REPUBLICAN SENATOR.

SEROIUSLY?

The only reasonable link you provided was the first, and that even stated manknid could be held resposible for over 5%, which is quite a lot.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2008-09-14 21:49:49 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-14 21:45:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

HA little know fact:

Method's mom foiled the hijackers headed towards the white house on 911 by 'eating' them with her asshole.

Submitted by Director at 2008-09-14 21:43:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Well duh. I wouldn't survive prison. By the time I got out my asshole would have been as wide as a saucer plate.

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-14 21:43:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Bubba go choke on a cock and die, bitch.

I heard NAMBLA rejected your application citing that you were 'too gay'

Submitted by Director at 2008-09-14 21:42:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Well blow me down.

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-14 21:42:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Good thing you aren't in prison then, huh?

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-14 21:41:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Also I don't eat spinach.

It brings up memories that 20 years of counseling repressed involving Popeye and the way bubba touches little boys.

Submitted by Director at 2008-09-14 21:40:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I am violently opposed to cock. Ice or otherwise.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2008-09-14 21:40:34 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-14 21:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like how you didn't read the links at all by the way.

Do you even know how to read?
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Fuck you, dicklick, my wife read them to me.

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-14 21:39:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Hey now, it's a cutemadness post.

And it involves an ice cock.

You know you love it.

Submitted by Director at 2008-09-14 21:38:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Although, frankly, this post sucks dick and doesn't deserve even a zero, but fuck it. I don't really care.

Ever notice when you eat a can of spinach your shit is almost solid black for two squats?

Iron I guess.

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-14 21:38:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Good man.

And it is a crush.

of the middle school variety.

Above the pigtail pullnig below the spiking drinks with roofies.

S'all good.

Submitted by Director at 2008-09-14 21:36:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It's not a crush. I've never met Circe and never will. She's married and about half my age. I just like her writing and her sense of humor a lot.

Here's your stupid +2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oec8RuwVVs

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-14 21:34:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I like how you didn't read the links at all by the way.

Do you even know how to read?

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2008-09-14 21:33:25 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Why, yessir, iffin da gubment say it, it GOTS TA BE DA TRUF!!!!













fucking idiot!!!



















Jesus, Doodles, who breathes for you and wipes your ass??

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-14 21:32:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I don't know it.

This post was about circe.

you seem to have a rather creepy crush on her.

i demand your +2s now.

Submitted by Director at 2008-09-14 21:31:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I love that song "Can you read my mind" by The Killers.


Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-14 21:30:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Also I could gather more information and more reputable information that humans have affected the natural warming and cooling cycle than you could that we haven't.

P.S. you're still a complete retard.

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-14 21:28:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

http://www.ornl.gov/info/ornlreview/rev28_2/text/bio.htm While the government refuses to fully admit that part of warming can be attributed to mankind, because that would force new energy policies the DOE is working on biomass fuels to restict co2 emissions

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/02/02/AR2007020200192.html

Most damning of all http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/08/palin-global-wa.html

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2008-09-14 21:18:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

OK, tiny brained little fuckboy, show me PROOF that man causes global warming. You can't, so shut up.

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-14 21:13:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-14 20:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You and others say I'm not funny. The only thing funny about you is your face.



P.S. Global warming does exist, but as a natural progression. Man DOES NOT CAUSE IT!!!!
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You aren't funny.

THAT wasn't funny.

You ARE retarded however, as show by your last statement.

Submitted by Director at 2008-09-14 21:06:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

My cutemadness entry was gonna be my husband dry-humping my ass in his sleep - that's fucking adorable - but it's hard to get a picture of. Flash keeps waking him up.
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I love Circe but she has a way of grossing me out sometimes. yaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2008-09-14 20:54:27 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

You and others say I'm not funny. The only thing funny about you is your face.



P.S. Global warming does exist, but as a natural progression. Man DOES NOT CAUSE IT!!!!

Submitted by tatersninja at 2008-09-14 20:17:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Circe at 2008-09-14 20:14:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh Doodles, I'm not worthy of your love.

Really, I'm not.

That giant ice-cock might be worthy of mine, though.

My cutemadness entry was gonna be my husband dry-humping my ass in his sleep - that's fucking adorable - but it's hard to get a picture of. Flash keeps waking him up.

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-14 20:08:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I thought about a 'method's mom' joke.

But that is sort of your gig.

You should thank me.

Submitted by Quint at 2008-09-14 19:51:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Listen, the only women in the world with the vaginal capacity to handle that thing is Method's Mom.

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-14 19:18:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Oh no, no you're too kind.

I'm just an average man who does above average things.

Don't idolize me.

Don't even THINK about making golden idols in my likeness.

And don't even let the fact that I once saved a school bus full of young girls (who all went on to be some of the most beautiful porn starlets to ever grace this planet and would fuck even the ugliest and most pathetic of male virgins because I taught them about being 'good Samaritans') from a suicide bomber ever cross your mind.

Submitted by Hookhand at 2008-09-14 19:12:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

b@w

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-14 18:34:13 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Full title

Global Warming and why it is a good thing for certain Australians with tarnished reputations and evidently few morals. Or, more pointedly a particular Australian female who, I believe made a home movie of her having an orgy with kangaroos, but dodges my questions on the matter and furthermore refuses to mail me her used tampons and nail clippings. OR CUTE MADNESS '08

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-09-14 18:33:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

god damnit bart you fixed ubersite so that in no lnoger can have obscenly long titles

fuck you


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... Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty -- that was our planet! You
maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

-- Homer Simpson
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