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Submitted by pen_name at 2008-11-09 00:20:07 EST
Rating: 1.61 on 59 ratings (59 reviews) (Review this item) (V)



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Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-12-16 02:34:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Comment Below Win
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WINNAR!!

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Advice Dog Says:

Don't Kill Hookers.

They're more valuable alive.

Submitted by pen_name at 2010-12-16 00:35:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Why are two alters trashing what is perhaps the finest post to ever grace this site?

If I ever find out who you are I'm going to make sweet love to your mother, get her to divorce your father, marry her, take good care of her for a number of years, and then break her heart by blowing your dad on our 20th anniversary.

That's part one.

Part two involves taking the ejaculate your father spewed in my mouth, artificially inseminating a Chinese prostitute, taking the your half brother/sister and brainwashing him/her to smothering you with his/her taint.

Submitted by jupiter6921 at 2010-12-03 09:15:28 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by CR1981 at 2010-10-12 21:05:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Shit...

Submitted by pen_name at 2009-12-19 17:00:38 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Still a delight

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar at 2009-07-13 18:08:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Deidra at 2009-07-13 17:53:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2009-03-11 14:58:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

what just happened here?

Submitted by munkeypants at 2009-03-11 13:27:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rad1101 at 2009-01-02 01:16:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

rad approved

Submitted by c1ndy at 2008-12-29 14:22:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by pen_name at 2008-12-29 14:01:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Don't be playa hatin, sketch. Your time will come some day.

Submitted by sketch9 at 2008-12-28 12:22:37 EST (#)
Rating: -2

this sucks. it makes no sense. it wasnt funny. you blow.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2008-12-26 01:54:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I was positive that I..

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge at 2008-11-27 16:53:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-11-25 21:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I should totally do that pretentious label thing where people who get more than one B@W post decide to label them for their user page.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2008-11-26 18:26:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

indeed

Submitted by Berty at 2008-11-26 18:05:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Auto Lord Paddy Ashdown +2

Submitted by pen_name at 2008-11-26 01:11:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-11-26 00:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

see, I told you to post more often, ya cunt

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that was 22 posts ago, ya axe cut.

Submitted by darko at 2008-11-26 00:45:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

see, I told you to post more often, ya cunt

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2008-11-25 22:54:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2008-11-25 22:21:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Ahhh 'weak sauce' I've started saying that. :( stupid 'An evening with Kevin Smith' DVD's.

Submitted by pen_name at 2008-11-25 21:21:32 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I should totally do that pretentious label thing where people who get more than one B@W post decide to label them for their user page.

Submitted by pen_name at 2008-11-25 21:16:05 EST (#)
Rating: 0

B@W?!?!?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by skee at 2008-11-25 12:16:15 EST (#)
Rating: -2

wack to the fullest extent of wackness

Submitted by comicbookguy at 2008-11-25 11:57:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hilario

Submitted by nitty34 at 2008-11-25 11:35:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This was fantastic.


Submitted by AJ at 2008-11-11 16:23:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Nice.

Submitted by Falafel at 2008-11-10 23:41:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hahaha man, this tickled me in a way I can't explain.



*whispers* in my no-no place!

Submitted by shadow at 2008-11-10 20:51:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Huh.

Submitted by St_Jimmy at 2008-11-10 14:00:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Logged in just to rate and label.

Very good.

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2008-11-10 13:24:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sage at 2008-11-10 10:41:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by BranDo at 2008-11-10 08:57:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

nice

Submitted by Zampano at 2008-11-10 01:53:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I see what you did there at the end.

Clever.

How's that workin' out for ya?

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2008-11-10 01:01:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

bacterial infection!

Submitted by Fungah at 2008-11-09 23:20:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by darko at 2008-11-09 22:10:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Hookhand at 2008-11-09 21:36:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by esceptico at 2008-11-09 19:55:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

this was good

Submitted by Chroniclysm at 2008-11-09 11:56:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

fin

Submitted by Replen at 2008-11-09 11:37:58 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by pen_name at 2008-11-09 10:20:47 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-09 04:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This sucked.

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No, you are!

Submitted by domenad at 2008-11-09 09:35:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The ending clinched it.

Submitted by Banjo at 2008-11-09 09:35:29 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I like your train of thought...

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-11-09 09:19:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

awesome.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2008-11-09 09:07:31 EST (#)
Rating: 1

An odd kind of flow to it, slow and low that is the tempo

Submitted by mattnotharry at 2008-11-09 08:11:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hay

Submitted by RoscoMalosco at 2008-11-09 08:09:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2008-11-09 04:09:29 EST (#)
Rating: -2

This sucked.

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-11-09 02:45:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The gravy mixed with super troopers made me laugh.

'smothered me in gravy, you dirty old man.'

Submitted by beeltea at 2008-11-09 02:41:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

haha.

Submitted by kaos-king at 2008-11-09 01:59:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-11-09 01:25:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Its got a good beat, and it was easy to dance to.

I give it a +2.

Submitted by Tom Sorrell at 2008-11-09 00:55:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I like this.

Submitted by locksly at 2008-11-09 00:50:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Crystle at 2008-11-09 00:38:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I actually want the gravy, though

Submitted by pen_name at 2008-11-09 00:35:16 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-09 00:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

There was a lot here to look at. That's good, because I'm actually illiterate.














Don't tell anybody.

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quantity over quality, that's what I say.

Submitted by pen_name at 2008-11-09 00:32:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Deleted scenes:

(seinfeld) What’s the deal with incomplete sentences?
(liberace) Don’t know

(advil lady)I was surprised when my doctor gave me two advil for my drug dependency

I’d fuck her
I’d nail her
I’d take her out for a moderately priced meal and a movie, then return her to her house where we would dry hump on her couch for an hour or so before she told me she was tired and sent me home with blue balls.



(rape joke)I’m just not funny
I’ve seen worse
(telly from Kids)Once you pop, you can’t stop.
(dead baby joke)Uh oh, a challeger
(dead raped baby joke) Stand back, I got this...


Just because you take Valtrex it doesn’t make it ok for you to rub your yammer on my penny loafers.
Fuck, ONE TIME
That’s inappropriate

Submitted by sandmantate at 2008-11-09 00:25:03 EST (#)
Rating: 1

There was a lot here to look at. That's good, because I'm actually illiterate.














Don't tell anybody.


Second class? What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert
jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and
all those other senior perks? Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it
pretty sweet.

-- Homer Simpson
Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"