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Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-11-12 12:30:03 EST
Rating: 1.42 on 22 ratings (22 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Inspired by: http://www.ubersite.com/m/119760

After looking at the above mentioned post, I was determined to find out more about this guy, this extremely sleazy guy that shills ShamWOW! products.

His name, or at least his stage name is Vince Offer, and as it turns out, he's also the guy responsible for the straight to DVD masterpiece "Underground Comedy Movie" which inundated our innocent eyes and ears with the bowel movements of Gina Lee Nolin for quite some time a few years back.

The background info on him is that he was once a Scientologist, who sold veggie choppers at flea markets in order to finance the late night infomercials promoting his film. At the same time, he used proceeds made from the film to proceed with several lawsuits:

-against the Church of Scientology, for allegedly promoting a smear campaign by it's members accusing him of being a criminal.

-against the Farrelly Brothers, claiming that 14 scenes were stolen from his film.

-and most shockingly "In 2000, Offer sued Anna Nicole Smith for $4 million. Offer claimed that Smith had agreed to be in his movie, but backed out in 1996 over fears that appearing in the movie would be detrimental to her career." (Cue laugh track...hahahaha she thought she had a "career"!!!)

In contrast stands his rival sales pitcher, Billy Mays, who merely shouts at you at decibals known to abort unborn foeti.

If it wasn't enough that the guy was a Scientologist, that grin in the picture below, and his nasally, whiny voice is more than adequate reason for me to voice my opinion that he should be dragged into the street and beaten with ShamWOW's wrapped around lead pipes until he is pulverized into a fine liquid paste.

Which can then be easily cleaned up with the abundant ShamWOWs on hand.

Categorized as "Business and Financial" because it's business as usual.



Sleaziest Guy in the Universe.jpg
Sleaziest Guy in the Universe.jpg


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Submitted by Lib at 2008-11-13 19:10:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by TheUniter at 2008-11-13 16:03:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2008-11-13 12:03:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 at 2008-11-13 11:12:27 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Look at that fucking overbite (or is it underbite, suppose it depends whether you're talking about his top or bottom gnasher racks) it's a mother fucker anyway.

looks like whatshisname bottomtooth of Family Guy.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2008-11-13 09:33:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia at 2008-11-13 06:57:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I am not reading this but good for you for trying out something different.
+2 for the ever lasting possibility of a threesome with you and your wife, should I ever be in the area.

Submitted by DeathJester at 2008-11-13 02:32:40 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Is he Cornhollio?

Does he need TP for his bunghole?

Submitted by experima at 2008-11-13 02:10:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

shamWOW!

it's made in germany, you know

germans make good stuff

Submitted by UsernameTaken at 2008-11-13 01:46:32 EST (#)
Rating: 1

That picture makes his face look too big for his head.

Submitted by Lambchop at 2008-11-12 20:49:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm pretty sure Kevin Trudeau has him beat for sleaziest guy in the universe.

Submitted by sandmantate at 2008-11-12 16:32:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

He looks like he would gobble a lot of cocks. Is he related to Sage?

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-11-12 13:50:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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This is domestic terrorism miss. We, here at the Dept. of Homeland Insecurities, take these things seriously.

Submitted by Chroniclysm at 2008-11-12 13:43:16 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Infomercials are fantastic. Anyone that falls for them is categorically inferior. I personally like having the test out there.

Submitted by St_Jimmy at 2008-11-12 13:40:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"Which can then be easily cleaned up with the abundant ShamWOWs on hand."


HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2008-11-12 13:34:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

sand in vag below. need a shamwow?



he has one hell of a chin.

Submitted by Sage at 2008-11-12 13:20:46 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Whatever dude...regardless of whether his voice annoys you or the fact that he *used* to be into Scientology doesn't make him deserving of a brutal death sentence such as the one you described above.

What a sick thing to say about someone.

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2008-11-12 13:11:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rubbermaid at 2008-11-12 13:10:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This only had one line that made me snort but I'm feeling nice today and ruining a streak isn't in the business addendum for today.

Submitted by sandmantate at 2008-11-12 13:01:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy Shit! That guy is Majul Cartoons!

(maybe not as bad)

Submitted by Adamdidit2u at 2008-11-12 12:43:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I feel like this posted needed to end with that star rainbow thing and "the more you know" that used to be on TV when we were kids.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/29/the_more_you_know2.jpg

Never gave one thought to who this guy was


Submitted by The_Drake at 2008-11-12 12:39:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"That's why Towely says: Don't forget to bring a towel...


....You wanna get high?"

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-11-12 12:30:37 EST (#)
Rating: 0

"The problem with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."


The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes
... Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty -- that was our planet! You
maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

-- Homer Simpson
Deep Space Homer