In support of summary executions.Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-11-12 12:30:03 EST
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Inspired by: http://www.ubersite.com/m/119760
After looking at the above mentioned post, I was determined to find out more about this guy, this extremely sleazy guy that shills ShamWOW! products.
His name, or at least his stage name is Vince Offer, and as it turns out, he's also the guy responsible for the straight to DVD masterpiece "Underground Comedy Movie" which inundated our innocent eyes and ears with the bowel movements of Gina Lee Nolin for quite some time a few years back.
The background info on him is that he was once a Scientologist, who sold veggie choppers at flea markets in order to finance the late night infomercials promoting his film. At the same time, he used proceeds made from the film to proceed with several lawsuits:
-against the Church of Scientology, for allegedly promoting a smear campaign by it's members accusing him of being a criminal.
-against the Farrelly Brothers, claiming that 14 scenes were stolen from his film.
-and most shockingly "In 2000, Offer sued Anna Nicole Smith for $4 million. Offer claimed that Smith had agreed to be in his movie, but backed out in 1996 over fears that appearing in the movie would be detrimental to her career." (Cue laugh track...hahahaha she thought she had a "career"!!!)
In contrast stands his rival sales pitcher, Billy Mays, who merely shouts at you at decibals known to abort unborn foeti.
If it wasn't enough that the guy was a Scientologist, that grin in the picture below, and his nasally, whiny voice is more than adequate reason for me to voice my opinion that he should be dragged into the street and beaten with ShamWOW's wrapped around lead pipes until he is pulverized into a fine liquid paste.
Which can then be easily cleaned up with the abundant ShamWOWs on hand.
Categorized as "Business and Financial" because it's business as usual.
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