100 things I like.Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-11-21 16:18:25 EST
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List of things that I like:
5)Oxygen (the gas, not the network.)
11)Masturbating to Porn
12)Showering after masturbation
25)Toying with ignorant people
29)It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
35)The possibility of a future where advancements in medical science would result in my getting a fully functional, prehensile tail which could support my weight.
40)The fact that sometimes knock-off brands get the taste just right or better than their name brand counterparts.
44)Easily remembered phone numbers.
47)Not living in Africa
49)Songs that remind me of people I've cherished.
53)High Gravity Lager (malt liquor)
57)Toying with fake friends.
58)Toying with strangers, making them believe I'll be their friend, then never talking to them again.
59)The Rolling Stones and The Beatles
60)Pink Floyd too.
61)Medieval 2: Total War
64)Moments when you realize that you really don't know anything at all, and that it's alright.
65)My niece and nephew.
66)Writing when the mood strikes me.
67)Throwing paper wrapped dog poop at asshole's houses, and watching it as it hits the door with a wet smacking sound, then slides down leaving a brown streak. (Must have correct consistency, feed your dogs CANNED food first.)
68)Smiling at immature, or juvenile jokes.
69)the number sixty nine, and occasionally the sex act as well.
70)Not being somebody else.
71)Being surrounded by people who are so completely mental that I get to feel sane.
72)Owning my own home.
73)Freedom, or at least a good measure of it, as complete freedom is scary.
74)Moderation in everything, including moderation.
75)Three Quarters of the way markers.
76)The invention of the concept of "zero."
79)The joke "Why was 8 afraid of 7? Because Seven ate Nine"
80)Play doh, or one of it's many knockoffs.
81)Success in anything except failure.
82)Passing tests that aren't for STD's.
85)not having to capitalize my spelling if i don't choose to.
86)Big words flying over small heads.
87)Little insults flying over big heads.
89)The fact that the English language is THE de-facto world language of our time.
90)Not being born in a Spanish speaking nation.
91)Living in a country where I don't have to agree with you, and you don't have to agree with me, but we can't legally kill each other over it.......yet.
92)Not living in Africa (repeated because it bears repeating.)
95)The movie Ravenous.
98)The fact that great apes are intelligent enough that there is a slim possibility that at some point in my life I might actually have the opportunity to communicate ideas and desires with one through sign language, once I learn it.
99)Telling lies about minor details.
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