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THUPA Round 1: P-H-A-L-L-I-C

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2008-12-17 01:30:43 EST
Rating: 1.71 on 23 ratings (23 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

P is for the way you plow through me
H is for the only hole I see
A is very wary of your acromegaly
L is so lascivious, sweet, forbidden, and delicious
L is for the love I give to you
I is more than iconolagny for two
C for cacidrosis
Kiss and share my halitosis
Phallic, I was made for loving you

C is for the way you crimp my hair
Y is when you yuke yourself down there
M, macrocephalic, why you're so fantastic
B is baculiform, rod-shaped things that make me feel warm
A is adventitious things you do
L is loving on a gimp or two
S is super sensual
Cymbals, you can have my pencil
Phallic Cymbals, I love you

THIS IS NOT A FORFEIT - plus, the closest real camwhore of PC I could find.jpg
THIS IS NOT A FORFEIT - plus, the closest real camwhore of PC I could find.jpg

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Submitted by beeltea at 2008-12-19 00:51:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i knew that you and phallic would be a barnburner

Submitted by ghostofbubba at 2008-12-18 20:16:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2008-12-18 14:46:51 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Jesus these just get worse and worse.

Submitted by Offspring at 2008-12-18 09:55:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by shadow at 2008-12-17 21:44:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well, why not then? nurrr.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-12-17 20:34:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Replen at 2008-12-17 14:24:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by sandmantate at 2008-12-17 14:22:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The name is a little to long for the song, but you made it work pretty well anyway.

Submitted by JoeyG at 2008-12-17 14:19:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

yars all round.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2008-12-17 13:53:09 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-17 13:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

do a poem that isn't about religion or uber sometime, eh?

I have, several...check these out:


...and so on and so forth. You know where to find my post history.

Submitted by scourge at 2008-12-17 13:08:48 EST (#)
Rating: 1

do a poem that isn't about religion or uber sometime, eh?

Submitted by kaos-king at 2008-12-17 13:03:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by messmind at 2008-12-17 11:00:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Funny shit.Hope you're doin' ok, don't see you around much anymore. Life must be good to ya.

Submitted by ghola at 2008-12-17 10:12:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2008-12-17 09:47:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I have yet to decide whether to -2 every post in this contest (except for a couple of the Uber broads' posts) so while I decide on a course of action, enjoy this +2.

It may not last.

Submitted by Sage at 2008-12-17 09:35:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Didn't read all of it. I got bored at the first "L".

Points anyway.

Submitted by Doodles at 2008-12-17 09:26:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I kept trying to sing this like the "love" song from the parent trap.

I didn't work too well.

Submitted by rubbermaid at 2008-12-17 08:20:03 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Sorry, but you chose poor words for the layman to understand (yes, save the jokes) but having to reference words really took me away from the piece.

Submitted by ASO at 2008-12-17 07:57:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i tried to sing it but i dont know how the song goes at some points so i just sort of made up the tune as i went along and it sounded like shit.

also i dont know half those words, +2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2008-12-17 07:52:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Hopefully he'll be pleased.

Submitted by BranDo at 2008-12-17 07:07:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by skrapmetal at 2008-12-17 06:56:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 making me hit dictionary.com twice to get my learn on.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2008-12-17 01:32:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Round 1 hub link: http://www.ubersite.com/m/120235

Yes, this is my entry.

No, I did not try, not very hard anyways.

I probably shouldn't have signed up for this, but I didn't want to forfeit, and silly is what I do best. Vote as ye will.

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-- Homer Simpson
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