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THUPA Rd. 1: A few of my favorite things

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2008-12-18 09:54:14 EST
Rating: 1.31 on 26 ratings (26 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Curling waves of dreams lapping at my open ocean frame of mind,
Fluffy white clouds, hanging low, misty morning dawn of day.
Early silence, empty roads, empty stores, and empty mind,
And these are a few of my favorite things.

Unfurled silken prayer flags flapping in the high mountain wind,
Snowflakes floating, dropping, landing on my skin and dying from the heat,
Peach-orange petals blending into rose red, blossoming, opening, feeding,
And these are a few of my favorite things.

Wet, warm vagina, wife’s arching back, naked under a feather down blanket,
Sleeping in late, lazy day weekend, wake up in between the dream and reality,
Soft furry dogs, jumping on bed, wet nose wake up call,
And these are a few of my favorite things.

Blood red gel ink in the shape of a circle, on stark white paper, in a sea of black,
Bright orange dots that remind me of soft smooth sherbet,
Smooth, solid, bold lines, forming un-intelligible characters,
And these are a few of my favorite things.

Paragraphs that speak volumes on true human nature,
When I say a word, it means exactly what I want it to mean,
Words often left unspoken, shouted from the rooftop,
And these are a few of my favorite things.


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Submitted by RoadSong at 2008-12-19 17:15:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Prose AND photo kick ass.

Submitted by Yozz at 2008-12-19 16:14:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

MWG FTW

Submitted by scourge at 2008-12-19 14:18:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

now THAT is more like it. thank you for paying attention to uber protocol.



and i was kidding about deserving a zero. i was just going through and giving my +2s to every post...i hadn't even read this yet.

this was pretty good. i prefer the stanza, i think 4, that is less direct and leaves more to the imagination, but the whole thing was pretty good at first quick read.

Submitted by scourge at 2008-12-19 13:24:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

you get a +2 because so does everyone else in this contest.

you deserve a -2 for DARING to question me and my brilliance.

you deserve a 0 for the post.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2008-12-19 11:35:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh, and to answer your question- not son, but nephew and godson.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2008-12-19 11:33:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I really like some of your lines here.

Submitted by BranDo at 2008-12-19 02:29:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

the hills are alive.....

Submitted by beeltea at 2008-12-19 00:37:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Very nice

Submitted by ghostofbubba at 2008-12-18 20:21:19 EST (#)
Rating: -2

noooooooooooooooo

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2008-12-18 17:43:47 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-18 15:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Round 1, and this "contest" is already on my nerves....

Submitted by Shlongy at 2008-12-18 15:13:48 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Round 1, and this "contest" is already on my nerves....

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2008-12-18 14:58:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Homo.

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2008-12-18 14:38:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I can see thupa is not going to be one of MY favorite things.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2008-12-18 14:07:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-12-18 14:07:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2


HI M!

WHORE RAY 4 MON KEYS!

Submitted by experima at 2008-12-18 14:03:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by TheGoat at 2008-12-18 13:55:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

shit...i meant stanza four,
have a +2


Submitted by TheGoat at 2008-12-18 13:53:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

nice.. but what's stanza three about?

Submitted by TheGoat at 2008-12-18 13:53:38 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by kaos-king at 2008-12-18 12:53:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Poots at 2008-12-18 12:12:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by Sage at 2008-12-18 10:40:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Nice work.

Submitted by rubbermaid at 2008-12-18 10:22:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2008-12-18 09:57:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 bomb scares and evacuations and me shitting myself! :oS

Submitted by Offspring at 2008-12-18 09:56:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Ooops sorry. Wrong button. I just meant to rate this.

My apologies.

Submitted by Offspring at 2008-12-18 09:56:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2



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