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THUPA Round 3: Haiku Musing

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2009-01-01 23:44:25 EST
Rating: 1.37 on 16 ratings (16 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Stewardesses is
The longest word that can be
Typed with the left hand

Makes one wonder what
The right hand was doing while
The left was typing

But then I recalled
Lollipop's the longest word
That the right can type

So, I mixed the two
Flight attendants and suckers
'Twas a sticky mess

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Submitted by Crystle at 2009-01-06 16:43:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Great. now I'm craving an orange tootsie-pop

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2009-01-05 23:11:48 EST (#)
Rating: 0

OH BOY, MY FAVORITE FRIEND IS BACK BELOW!!!!!

How ya been, JonnyX?

Submitted by TheUniter at 2009-01-05 17:43:11 EST (#)
Rating: 1

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Submitted by TheUniter at 2009-01-05 17:42:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by YourNameHere at 2009-01-05 02:46:26 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2009-01-04 20:04:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by RoadSong at 2009-01-04 15:03:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Excellent.
I like candy and ladies that serve candy.

Submitted by kaos-king at 2009-01-02 19:48:25 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Sage at 2009-01-02 16:09:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Lollipops.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2009-01-02 09:39:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Scourge - it annoys me too, but, as you said, a necessary evil here. I'm surprised that I'm still even IN this competition.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-01-02 09:26:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

DILEMMA!!!!!!!!

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2009-01-02 07:43:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm defending "'Twas". When MLW asks, "Do you love me?", "Yup" sounds a far inferior response than "'Twas ever so."

The ultimate answer to that question is of course, "Shaddap an' make me a turkey pot pie", but you only want to throw that out on special occasions.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2009-01-02 00:57:22 EST (#)
Rating: 1

not bad

Submitted by cheerios at 2009-01-02 00:07:21 EST (#)
Rating: 1

marvelous.

Submitted by scourge at 2009-01-01 23:47:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

oh, you fucking homo... i'm doing haiku this round.

also, you use 'TWAS an awful lot and it really annoys me. i don't know why. it just does. i understand the syllable count thing necessitating it here, but you use it ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2009-01-01 23:44:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

R3 hub: http://www.ubersite.com/m/120458


I once tried to rhyme
Purple, silver, month, and orange
Result: EPIC FAIL


Homer: I'm just a big fool.

Karl: Oh no, you're not!

Homer: How do you know?

Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!

Simpson and Delilah