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London Gathering: Bros bring your hoes, hoes bring your....errr....toes?

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2009-02-02 06:34:07 EST
Rating: 1.21 on 172 ratings (172 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

The idea's been batted around on here for a week or so now, and to prove a point I somehow volunteered myself to arrange a gathering in London.

If you want to come to London, get drunk, possibly have a laugh, and mix with other like minded people (in this case like minded equals 'goes to the same site'), then some how let me know. There are a number of ways.

My email is nathsleeman.at.gmail.com

Find me on facebook, Nathan Sleeman, but unless I know your name, let me know your screen name, other wise I'll assume you're another stalker who's just after my hot body of manliness and all my cash (in which case prepare for disappointment).

My address is go 15 Go Fuck Yourself.

My phone number is similiar to my address.

The way this is going to work is I'm not going to try and accomdate everyone who wants to go and get the perfect date, otherwise we'll just end up having to meet at 4am on a Wednesday in October or something, so I'm just going to draw a line and say the following weekend:

Friday 27th March, through to the 29th.

That leaves an entire weekend. If the people can only make it Friday night, then fine, if people can only make Saturday, then fine. Sunday I'm assuming will be free for people to head home who are staying somewhere, and for others to recover for the next day at work.

The location will be pretty loose. On the Friday I would suggest somewhere a little out of the centre, much like a few years ago when we all met as Euston Area, because that will be a bit less crowded and more relaxed, and less suits around killing themselves due to the latest financial fuck-up they've made. Just a pub or something.

For Saturday, I would suggest a lunchtime in a pub somewhere, maybe Camden or similiar where we can all get to, just crash out all day, and then let it run into the evening and then either stay where we are, move on for a pub crawl or go to a club or something. I can't imagine that many of us will be that bothered by the time it all comes around where we end up, but Koko's is just a short walk from Camden, and even though the queue will be stupid, there's a good off licence over the road where we can get minitures until we get in.

Because I'm selfish and don't trust any of you fuckers, and because I have a small flat, I don't think I can really put anyone up, but that may change, but really don't expect anything too much. If it does just turn out that there's six of us or something, then a small party indoors shouldn't be a problem, but no promises. If anyone needs to know hotel details, let me know and I'll see if I can find anything cheap, or see how cheeky I can get at work and I might MIGHT be able to work out corporate rates for you. But again, no promises.

I'll create a facebook event type thing (God, I fucking hate facebook) and send out the invite to those interested over the next couple of days, so if you're interested, let me know asap if you want in.

Right now I'm off to fuck about in the snow, so don't expect any responses straight away.

For those who aren't interested, but prefer to just hurl insults, try something more original than these please:
- All fat
- All ugly
- Who wants to met with blah blah blah, fucking idiot blah blah blah something to validate my existence blah blah
- Bad teeth
No one actually laughed the last time, and some of you are more original and funnier than that anyway. Anything more interesting is welcome.



If we get enough people, I'm sure I can get us a private party here.jpg
If we get enough people, I'm sure I can get us a private party here.jpg


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Submitted by Istaros at 2009-02-04 21:36:57 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I AM TEH BORED LETZ HAVE SUPER UBER FUNZ LAWLZ

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-04 16:02:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Right - diary says no to the Saturday - at the 'outaws' - however, Friday night is good. Nath let me know what pub.

Nath, you wanna make it the same meet in Euston? Or..... damn...am sure there are loads of placees but that one's the best for all getting a seat on a Friday night and quiet enough to talk..

?????????

Submitted by iddqd at 2009-02-04 06:10:10 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-03 19:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

get a new schtick below

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oh, heaven forfend i poke fun at this. oh noes!





i still cant believe you threw a small hissy fit at me. it obvious you found a new schtick. unfortunately.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-04 03:49:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-02-04 00:19:26 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

looks like its going to be you, and orphelia talking to anyone who happens to walk by, judging by the responses
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you say that like it is a bad thing..........

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-04 03:43:11 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You know what they say TTOM, 'You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle'

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2009-02-04 03:35:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well, I would have only Im back in teh motherland on that weekend. Yes, Krypton. BIZZARO KRYPTON!

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2009-02-03 20:16:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Also, EI is not gay. He is a beastialist.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2009-02-03 20:16:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

EI has gobbled more than fifty (50) men's wilikins. He loves the flavour, aroma and most of all, the surprising discharge.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2009-02-03 19:32:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

get a new schtick below



Submitted by iddqd at 2009-02-03 19:19:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0

looks like its going to be you, and orphelia talking to anyone who happens to walk by, judging by the responses

Submitted by apollo88 at 2009-02-03 18:14:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

you know what, i was just told i'm on a business trip to Manc on the 19th/20th, could have made the 27th then.

Our kid's stag do in Madrid is the weekend quoted above.

Soz chaps.



Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2009-02-03 17:15:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

EI, I have the song I want you to dance your monkey-dance to.

Lissen up yo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48

Well, at least he's hot.

Submitted by JoeyG at 2009-02-03 16:59:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-03 20:04:50 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have missed hurtys cuntish manner

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I've missed his cock, but we learn to deal with these things.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-03 15:04:50 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I have missed hurtys cuntish manner

Submitted by JoeyG at 2009-02-03 15:00:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-02-03 19:38:12 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-03 19:37:00 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-03 19:15:36 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-02-03 17:23:19 GMT (#)
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Answer for the men - we go to the toilet in pairs to fondle each others breasts and rub and taste each others pussys, thats why we always smile and giggle on our return.

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I KNEW IT!

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Hurty and Red got to the bogs together and they come out with that kinda smile on their face........

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It's all a deceptive façade. They go to the bogs together to plan world domination and play scrabble, but Hurty always cheats and changes the letters with felt tip pen.

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MY SECRET SHAME!!!

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You have another secret shame? I thought your secret shame was that you wear a bra underneath your shirt when you go to work.

Oh wait, that's me.

As you were.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2009-02-03 14:57:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-03 19:49:55 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

so you have tried !

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Nah, from an early age I understood that was something unlikely to work on plastic tiles.

I'll happily present this, and other facts, as and when you need them.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-03 14:49:55 EST (#)
Rating: 0

so you have tried !


Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2009-02-03 14:39:37 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Crayons don't work, nimrod.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2009-02-03 14:38:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-03 19:37:00 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-03 19:15:36 GMT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-02-03 17:23:19 GMT (#)
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Answer for the men - we go to the toilet in pairs to fondle each others breasts and rub and taste each others pussys, thats why we always smile and giggle on our return.

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I KNEW IT!

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Hurty and Red got to the bogs together and they come out with that kinda smile on their face........

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It's all a deceptive façade. They go to the bogs together to plan world domination and play scrabble, but Hurty always cheats and changes the letters with felt tip pen.

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MY SECRET SHAME!!!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-03 14:37:41 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i think you mean crayons

Submitted by JoeyG at 2009-02-03 14:37:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-03 19:15:36 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-02-03 17:23:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Answer for the men - we go to the toilet in pairs to fondle each others breasts and rub and taste each others pussys, thats why we always smile and giggle on our return.

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I KNEW IT!

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Hurty and Red got to the bogs together and they come out with that kinda smile on their face........

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It's all a deceptive façade. They go to the bogs together to plan world domination and play scrabble, but Hurty always cheats and changes the letters with felt tip pen.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-03 14:15:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-02-03 17:23:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Answer for the men - we go to the toilet in pairs to fondle each others breasts and rub and taste each others pussys, thats why we always smile and giggle on our return.

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I KNEW IT!

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Hurty and Red got to the bogs together and they come out with that kinda smile on their face........

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-03 12:33:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I rather reget the insinuation (accidental) i made that shadow is neither male or female.
sorry, shad.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2009-02-03 12:23:19 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Answer for the men - we go to the toilet in pairs to fondle each others breasts and rub and taste each others pussys, thats why we always smile and giggle on our return.

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I KNEW IT!

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-03 12:17:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Answer for the ladies (and Shadow)- we go to the toilet in pairs because we either 1. want to discuss some male or other female that is in our company behind their backs 2. the girl we asked to accompany us is prettier than us and in the course of a pee may steal our boyfriends 3. The girl you ask has a hairbrush/lip gloss/perfume you want to borrow 4. you need a poo and if you go to the loo alone everyone will know it's you 5. it's actually a giggle if you are drunk, especially sharing a cubicle (which have broken locks and your friend will hold the door shut)

Answer for the men - we go to the toilet in pairs to fondle each others breasts and rub and taste each others pussys, thats why we always smile and giggle on our return.

Submitted by shadow at 2009-02-03 12:04:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Orphelia, why the hell is it that women go to the bathroom in pairs or packs? Is it for security? Is there a little spoken-of phenomena of rape gangs hiding near the ladies room?

I have never asked another girl to escort me to the ladies' room. I like to do my business in private, thank you very much. The only time I have another with me in the restroom is when there's an issue with my clothing that I can't quickly resolve with my own two hands, such as lacing on the backs of things coming undone or tags that just won't go back under my shirt without force.

Women have asked me to go to the restroom with them, and I always ask why. Then comes the stare of "I can't believe you just asked that in front of the menfolk" and the foot stamp of "stop asking silly questions and get off your bum!"

Also, there is only one girl I talk to about shopping, because she has epic proportions and always knows where to get the things I'm looking for (like recently, petticoats and garters). Once we have finished the discussion of where things are and what prices can be expected, the topic invariably shifts to sex, video games, politics, and in my geekiness, quantum theory. Conversations about shoes should never last more that 35 seconds, and are considered customary greetings, not legitimate subjects.

Is this wrong? It's working so far.

Submitted by messmind at 2009-02-03 11:58:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Maybe i'll fly there, to see you brits. Lemme think about it.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-03 10:27:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

stunned

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-03 09:57:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0

this meet wont be the same without me

Submitted by LittleMonster at 2009-02-03 09:55:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

All my love darling boy.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2009-02-03 09:55:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

EI is king of the spackers.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-03 09:49:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

well i didnt read that as it wasnt on here!

spacker yourself, spacker.

Submitted by LittleMonster at 2009-02-03 09:49:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

If you don't go, who will we be able to endlessly mock aside from fakey and Berty?

Submitted by LittleMonster at 2009-02-03 09:47:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-03 04:40:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

There arent many ladies available to go are there??

you and banjo.........

LM, Merlina, I havent heard them comment

and who else?

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I'm in spacker.

Said so on the other post.

Submitted by Dervel at 2009-02-03 07:05:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That's my birthday weekend, so I can't make it.

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-03 05:52:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Considering it's in London (and I live in London) it would be mean to not at least turn up for a couple of pints of the black stuff..

I'll check the diary.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2009-02-03 05:44:16 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I've lost my passport and can't get across the border from the North to the Saaaaaafffff.

Unlucky.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-03 05:22:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

well i wouldnt imagine there would be any shenanigans at this meeting. There's no one whose really that wild , mad or crazy going.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-03 05:21:33 EST (#)
Rating: 0

well i wouldnt imagine there would be any shenanigans at this meeting. There's no one whose really that wild , mad or crazy going.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-03 05:17:07 EST (#)
Rating: 0

well i wouldnt imagine there would be any shenanigans at this meeting. There's no one whose really that wild , mad or crazy going.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-03 05:08:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

why am i so blonde? one return ticket is the same price as two to manchester. is there a cure for blonde.
girlfriends, unless familiar or registered with uber, would spoil group dynamics.
they would sit there glaring at the uber ladies and occasionally whisper to their spouse 'you talk to HER on the internet?' It would all be dirty looks and the like.
and anyway, i want to get laid like they do in the states.

LOL

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-03 05:01:56 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-03 09:53:21 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

is banj def going? is she a girly girl? i want someone who likes to talk about shopping, shoes, the colour pink and kittens.
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I cant imagine there will be hardly any women. However Red will happily chat to you about kittens and the like.

Women will only appear if the few uber male brits bring there girlfriends

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-03 04:53:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

yeah, but butters comments a lot.
ratty is up near hurty, red and banj (*points northwards*)

see being the only lass has it's advantages but when blokes get blokey i need someone to sit next to and giggle with. and we all know girls don't go to the toilet alone.

is banj def going? is she a girly girl? i want someone who likes to talk about shopping, shoes, the colour pink and kittens.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-03 04:48:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i said banjo and butters hasnt posted for ages, techno ratty, forgot her , tehn again i didnt know she was over here

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-03 04:48:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I just checked the train fares to kings Cross, from my local station, it is 50p more expensive than my ticket to Manchester at the weekend.???

i will mail people at the weekend with my final decision on attendance and travel, but I'd prefer to drive, park somewhere near a train station and do the last bit by train. I don't wanna drive in London.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-03 04:43:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

banjo, techno ratty...

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-03 04:43:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

butters

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-03 04:40:27 EST (#)
Rating: 0

There arent many ladies available to go are there??

you and banjo.........

LM, Merlina, I havent heard them comment

and who else?

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-03 04:34:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

people on this site are way too literal.

who do we have so far? i want more ladies or else i am not going
ei doesn't count

Submitted by Davros at 2009-02-03 04:27:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Mebbe.

Will have to check the diary.

-Dave

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2009-02-03 04:12:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Are you coming then Smeagol?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-03 03:52:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

turns out I had it before, what what


Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-03 03:48:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

YES! I have Bertys' email now

BWahahahhhahahhahAhaHahaAHAHAHA

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-03 03:42:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'll come. Give me an email.

yeastmonkey.at.hotmail.com

Submitted by Banjo at 2009-02-02 21:12:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-02 21:15:53 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-02 11:38:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-02-02 16:30:10 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Little one #2 doesn't sleep. Terrible business.
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For the odd 'night off' use an ant histamine like piriton liquid 6 mnths +.
It gives a welcome break. couple it with calpol and baby you got 12 hours peace.

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ummm, orphelia... advocating doping a baby isn't the exact way to promote yourself as the poster child for motherhood.

FYI

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Kerry McFadden is a bipolar drugged up alcoholic and I swear she won mother of the year. Orphelia is Gaia in comparison.

I feel there are three parenting methods that can be employed these days.

1. You can declare your child has some kind of mental disability e.g. ADHD, bipolar, schizophrenia and bring them up doped up to their eyeballs.
2. You can let computer games and television do the parenting and have a child with type II and heart disease before they're 20.
3. You can let them ouside and have them take their chances with the paedos, drunk drivers and probably end up a drug runner for the local cartel.

I should go to bed. My cheerie outlook on life has disappeared.

Submitted by Spam at 2009-02-02 19:41:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Washing my hair.

Submitted by shadow at 2009-02-02 19:07:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Pictures. Somebody take a camera.


Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-02-02 18:46:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

The good news is about this get together is that one tube of toothpaste - travel size- should be good for the whole lot of you for an entire weekend.

Submitted by Crystle at 2009-02-02 18:31:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hmm... dag nab it.

I've just bought two puppies and surgeries for them... and had my washer esplode all over the house. No way I can make it this year. Maybe in 2010? maybe 2012?


Anyhow - you can make a lifesize cardboard cutout of me and prop it up so that I'll be in all the pics. Have everyone sign the back, and mail me home after..

next best thing. Much like the rest of you, I'll only remember what I see in pictures. I just won't have the hangover headache.

Too bad, I wanted to meet Jo.

Submitted by Axolotl at 2009-02-02 18:02:14 EST (#)
Rating: 1

agreed vvvv

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2009-02-02 17:16:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

the british parliament is sexy

Submitted by scourge at 2009-02-02 17:05:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

OH FUCK, HERE WE GO AGAIN.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 17:02:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

we are collectively due our periods.
sisters are bleeding.
unless i am pregnant of course

Submitted by rob_berg at 2009-02-02 16:57:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Have fun you crazy kids.

Submitted by scourge at 2009-02-02 16:55:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i wasn't trying to provoke, just having a laugh at your suggestion.



jesus you uber broads are touchy today.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 16:42:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

scourge, that is a pathetic attempt at provocation.
Anyway, I am a terrible mother.
I am drunk on gin and high on crack and I am breastfeeding right now.
And I don't recycle.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2009-02-02 16:42:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-02 15:32:20 CST (#)
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and you really expect us to go topless when its flippin freezing, weather makes us ANGRY!

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Well, depending on where the game is held, these painted chest men will go shirtless even when it's below freezing and snowing.

They just drink more beer.

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2009-02-02 16:35:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

your complexions would blend in with the snow though.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-02 16:32:20 EST (#)
Rating: 0

and you really expect us to go topless when its flippin freezing, weather makes us ANGRY!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-02 16:28:11 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-02 19:01:25 GMT (#)
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I think they ARE the football hooligans.

Question for the Brits; here in Yankland, a few enthusiastic (American type) football fans (usually large, moob-shaking men) insist on taking their shirts off and painting their chests and then dancing and jiggling about (moobs a-flapping). Why don't your lot do that?

Don't get me wrong, it's a harmless (more or less) practice, if not an unsightly one.

Not sure which is worse, a flabby, shirtless painted man, or some ruddy-faced hooligan who runs around spoiling for a fight.

"Oi fuckah! C'mere an' cockeye me ya bastard n' I'll show you wot's wot."
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a typical football song to the adams family theme tune

your father is your mother
your sister is your brother
you only fuck each other
the cardiff family

lalala

lalala

lalala

lala

lalala


Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2009-02-02 16:28:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-02 15:15:53 CST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-02 11:38:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-02-02 16:30:10 GMT (#)
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Little one #2 doesn't sleep. Terrible business.
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For the odd 'night off' use an ant histamine like piriton liquid 6 mnths +.
It gives a welcome break. couple it with calpol and baby you got 12 hours peace.

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ummm, orphelia... advocating doping a baby isn't the exact way to promote yourself as the poster child for motherhood.

FYI

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Oh hell, my grandmother used to give me elderberry wine when I was wee.

Look at how I turned out.



Wait......





Uh, never mind.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2009-02-02 16:21:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

So where will all the toes be?

Submitted by scourge at 2009-02-02 16:15:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-02 11:38:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-02-02 16:30:10 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Little one #2 doesn't sleep. Terrible business.
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For the odd 'night off' use an ant histamine like piriton liquid 6 mnths +.
It gives a welcome break. couple it with calpol and baby you got 12 hours peace.

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ummm, orphelia... advocating doping a baby isn't the exact way to promote yourself as the poster child for motherhood.

FYI

Submitted by experima at 2009-02-02 15:19:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

can't wait

Submitted by Fey at 2009-02-02 15:16:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh, and have a good time. Never mind about me, the only Swedish person on über. Pfft.

Submitted by Fey at 2009-02-02 15:15:05 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Surely "hoes" = gardening implements, and "hos" = derogatory term derived from whore? So "bros before hos", yes?


Chicks before dicks.

Submitted by JoeyG at 2009-02-02 15:05:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-02 10:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Semi nakey haha

oh you made me chuckle FG

I can do photos for you anytime ;)

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Or FG can just check out the classified ads in 'Plums Up!', the excellent gay porn mag for the more discerning homo. Just £3.95 an issue, or you can get annual subscription for as little as £35.95.

Er, apparently.

Dont lie Emission, I know it's you in that picture. I'd recognise that rumpled foreskin anywhere.



P.S - this sounds interesting. I'll try and clear a window, and then make up my rape convention excuses to the nearest and dearest (AKA my cat - I'll need to get the neighbours to pop round and feed the vicious little fucker).

There will be rape, right Nath? Nath?

Submitted by coley at 2009-02-02 14:36:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Photo from up on the big (stink)eye?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2009-02-02 14:01:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-02 12:34:17 CST (#)
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You're all going to get beat up by Football Hooligans.


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I think they ARE the football hooligans.

Question for the Brits; here in Yankland, a few enthusiastic (American type) football fans (usually large, moob-shaking men) insist on taking their shirts off and painting their chests and then dancing and jiggling about (moobs a-flapping). Why don't your lot do that?

Don't get me wrong, it's a harmless (more or less) practice, if not an unsightly one.

Not sure which is worse, a flabby, shirtless painted man, or some ruddy-faced hooligan who runs around spoiling for a fight.

"Oi fuckah! C'mere an' cockeye me ya bastard n' I'll show you wot's wot."

Submitted by ghostofbubba at 2009-02-02 13:54:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

England swings like a pendulum do,
Bobbies on bicycles, two by two,
Westminster Abbey the tower Big Ben,
The rosy red cheeks of the little children.

Now, if you huff and puff and you finally save enough
Money up to take your family on a trip across the sea,
Take a tip before you take your trip; let me tell you where to go,
Go to England, Oh;

Mama's old pajamas and your papa's mustache,
Falling out the window sill, frolic in the grass,
Tryin' to mock the way they talk fun but all in vain,
Gaping at the dapper men with derby hats and canes

Submitted by Snark at 2009-02-02 13:34:17 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You're all going to get beat up by Football Hooligans.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-02 11:40:47 EST (#)
Rating: 0

couple that with a blanket tightly stretched over his/her hed

VOILA!

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 11:38:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-02-02 16:30:10 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Little one #2 doesn't sleep. Terrible business.
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For the odd 'night off' use an ant histamine like piriton liquid 6 mnths +.
It gives a welcome break. couple it with calpol and baby you got 12 hours peace.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2009-02-02 11:30:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm going to call her 'Maggie May' (Maggie for short and Margaret when she's being naughty) and dress her up in a tartan sweater :o)

Submitted by c1ndy at 2009-02-02 11:30:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Little one #2 doesn't sleep. Terrible business.

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2009-02-02 11:29:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

westies are not real dogs. they are mops with pointy ears.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 11:24:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Good god, FJ, could you get any gayer?
Paul O grady called, he wants his gay back. And his gay looking dog.
You need one of these http://www.flickr.com/photos/44313927@N00/100035066/ to dispell the gay rumour.

How is the little one C1ndy??

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-02 11:21:48 EST (#)
Rating: 0

im at a wedding on the saturday..............

Submitted by DeathJester at 2009-02-02 11:18:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I've only just read this. I hope Berty has included me in his organisation. I notice himself and Orphelia have decided upon something from the first two ratings, so I guess i'll find out this weekend.

Submitted by c1ndy at 2009-02-02 11:18:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

saving up for a puppy is a euphemism.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2009-02-02 11:17:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I don't need to save up for the orgy. I get a discount for being a regular.

No I really am saving up for a puppy, I want one of these little buggers http://www.google.co.uk/search?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls:en-US:official&q=westie%20puppy&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-02 11:13:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

saving up for a puppy lol

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 11:12:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

By 'puppy' do you mean gay sex orgy with male prostitues?

<3

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2009-02-02 11:06:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I suppose everyone I know has a rather old-fashioned attitude to that sort of thing.

But anyway, I would quite like to go, but London's too far away, and I'm saving money up for a puppy. But I hope everyone has fun, and posts pictures and the like.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-02 11:02:13 EST (#)
Rating: 0

so i dont unerstand why he doesnt want to go to this meet, if he has already spazzed out!

really makes no sense

if you dont wanna go FJ, just say

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 10:59:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-02-02 15:54:05 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Have a great time. Unfortunately I will be watching CBeebies and cleaning up poo that weekend.
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NO EXCUSE!

FJ, don't you see that says more about THEM than it does you.
I do not see what is loopy about it at all, I can only see others may perceive it is 'loopy' becasue they are stuck in the stone age.
If you said you answered a lonely hearts ad in the paper and was going on a date there would be no problem, the only difference is at a BritUbercon you don't get a fuck. Just pints, tea and biscuits.

Yeah, FJ spazzed out what to tell his friends about our meeting emission.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2009-02-02 10:54:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-02 15:51:33 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Seriously, FJ, your opinion is sucky, it kinda comes across as 'I am too good for internet people'.

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Okay. I don't mean it like that. There are people I would gladly meet, and you know fine well that you're one of them. What I'm trying to ask is, basically, do people admit to their family and friends what they are doing, or lie?

If I told my family and friends I was meeting people I'd met online they'd all think I was loopy and tell me not to go.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-02 10:54:28 EST (#)
Rating: 0

*a serious writers forum

Submitted by c1ndy at 2009-02-02 10:54:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Have a great time. Unfortunately I will be watching CBeebies and cleaning up poo that weekend.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-02 10:54:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0

and havent you and orphelia met anyway?

i dont see the difference

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 10:53:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You could just say you are meeting a group of like minded people from a writers forum on the internet.
No need to make it sound so moronic FJ

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 10:51:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Seriously, FJ, your opinion is sucky, it kinda comes across as 'I am too good for internet people'.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2009-02-02 10:51:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-02 15:45:39 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Tell them it is a rape support group, Flash.

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Strangely accurate. I think most people there will be staunch supporters of rape.

What's your ploy in these circumstances Berty, if anyone asks? But then I suppose you just use your Jedi mind tricks to make it out as though THEY should be the one whose embarassed :o(

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 10:50:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Your views on meeting people from the internet speak volumes, FJ.
What is better about, say, meeting someone half cut in a dimly lit nightclub, dressed in your best clobber and acting out in front of your mates?
There isn't much difference, meeting someone in a more traditional way than online, only difference is online you can't see them face to face.

I wouldn't like your friends if you feel you can't even say you are meeting a bunch of people from a website to get pissed.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-02 10:46:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-02 15:36:08 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok Emission, I'm going to hold you to that.

I expect semi-nakey pics of you to arrive in my e-mail in the not-too-distant future.
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Semi nakey haha

oh you made me chuckle FG

I can do photos for you anytime ;)

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2009-02-02 10:46:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yeah, anyway that's not the point. Point is, if I were going to meet someone from the internet I'd be too embarrassed to tell people that's what I was doing, and I'd have to lie to make up an excuse.

Is this what everyone does? Or do they just say to their mum/boss/sister, in a proud and happy voice, "I'm going to meet people from the Internet and there's nothing to be ashamed of."

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-02 10:45:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Tell them it is a rape support group, Flash.

Submitted by sandmantate at 2009-02-02 10:43:44 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Internet dating has nothing to do with being able to meet people in real life. I always used it as a filtering mechanism, or for when I was in no mood to go trolling.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2009-02-02 10:41:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yeah. But I can get real life dates, so I've never needed to meet anyone online.

Submitted by sandmantate at 2009-02-02 10:37:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-02 10:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-02 15:32:26 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Man, you don't have to be ashamed of meeting people from the iterwebs in person. It's pretty much expected nowadays.

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Maybe in the States, but let's face it, standards are a lot lower over there.

It's not commonplace to meet people from the internet in my life. A few people I know have done it, of course, and been slagged mercilessly for it. I'm not saying that I wouldn't want to, just that it would be a highly humiliating thing for me to admit out loud in front of *real* people.

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Seriously? Don't you guys have internet dating over there?

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2009-02-02 10:36:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-02 15:32:26 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Man, you don't have to be ashamed of meeting people from the iterwebs in person. It's pretty much expected nowadays.

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Maybe in the States, but let's face it, standards are a lot lower over there.

It's not commonplace to meet people from the internet in my life. A few people I know have done it, of course, and been slagged mercilessly for it. I'm not saying that I wouldn't want to, just that it would be a highly humiliating thing for me to admit out loud in front of *real* people.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2009-02-02 10:36:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Ok Emission, I'm going to hold you to that.

I expect semi-nakey pics of you to arrive in my e-mail in the not-too-distant future.

Submitted by sandmantate at 2009-02-02 10:32:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Man, you don't have to be ashamed of meeting people from the iterwebs in person. It's pretty much expected nowadays.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2009-02-02 10:25:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The snow is getting biblical.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2009-02-02 10:25:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well I don't think I'm gonna go but if I did I'd probably lie and tell people I was going to some kind of work-related training scheme. I couldn't face the embarrassment of admitting to the truth.

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-02 10:22:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

It is snowing at the moment. I retract any commitment to do anything ever untill it improves.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-02 10:21:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

what will you say FJ?

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2009-02-02 10:19:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I have a question for anyone who has been to or is going to an ubercon. What do you tell people when they ask where you're going?

Normal people like parents, friends, work colleagues, husbands or wives. Real people. If you're like, "I'm going to London for a few days" don't they ask who you're going to meet?

And then what do you do? Lie, and feel like a cunt for lying, or tell the truth, and risk them disowning you for being so strange as to meet up with a crowd of people from the internet?




Submitted by scourge at 2009-02-02 10:07:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

have fun.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 10:06:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Why can't this thing be somewhere a bit cheaper, like Hull?

Submitted by sandmantate at 2009-02-02 10:06:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-02 09:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i thought this was a post about an 80's boy band

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I thought this was a post for anonymous amnesic sex.


Where am I? Who are you? Why am I naked? What are you doing?! Ahhh!... ooooo, actually.

Submitted by sandmantate at 2009-02-02 10:03:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Orphy, it's not gay to want to get poofted. Don't be so racist.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-02 09:57:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i thought this was a post about an 80's boy band

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 09:56:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

when will you gays learn i am not here to matchmake you a bumming partner.
fucking poofters




:)

Submitted by sandmantate at 2009-02-02 09:49:35 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Banjo, not Berty. My fucking bad.

Submitted by sandmantate at 2009-02-02 09:49:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Orphy- check your e-mail

Berty- what imagery are you seeing

EI- You & me, Yeah you and me, we can light up the sky. If you stay by my side, we can rule the world.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 09:43:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

gary barlow - as he aged, he kinda got hot.
they still suck.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-02 09:42:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

well i know Mark Owen sucks, but thats a whole nother story.

Submitted by Banjo at 2009-02-02 09:42:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Please, the Sandman / EI imagery is killing me!

Submitted by sandmantate at 2009-02-02 09:38:27 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-02 09:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

take that suck

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*GASP!*

EI, throw a rock at her!

*weeps*

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 09:36:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

take that suck

Submitted by sandmantate at 2009-02-02 09:35:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Great, now I have to listen to my Take That! playlist. Get out of my head, you suprisingly relevant, sexy, Brit Boy Banders!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-02 09:34:30 EST (#)
Rating: 0

uh oh ive just realised something

(nothing to do with take that)

i need to check something

Submitted by sandmantate at 2009-02-02 09:31:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh EI, It's like I never loved you at all.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-02 09:27:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

this could be, the greatest night of our lives..............

Submitted by sandmantate at 2009-02-02 09:26:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sounds like fun. Wish I could go. Hey EI, would you like to borrow my Take That! CD? You know... for the rockin' tunes?

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2009-02-02 09:17:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I won't be able to come as I'm saving up for a puppy. Sounds fun though.

Submitted by rubbermaid at 2009-02-02 09:12:01 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-02 08:57:20 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Will dervla kerwin be going or is noooorwitch under seige?

i'll bring the cider


Drink Up Thy Zider, Drink Up Thy Zider,
For tonight we'll merry be, merry be!
We'll knock their milk churns over, (We're going down the Rovers)
Then roll 'em in the clover, (To do the bastards over)
Theres still more Zider in the jar!!

Submitted by bozznc at 2009-02-02 08:54:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This looks like it will be interesting. I enjoyed Ubercon Atlantic City. I'd also love to see an UberMeet Southeast. I know there are a couple Uberers in VA, possibly more than me in NC.


Good luck all!

Submitted by slank at 2009-02-02 08:53:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 because of orphelia's saucy lithe thigh ranting

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 08:51:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

lol are you an idiot or what? how would my thighs be more lithe if I sit on a bus or train rather than in a car?
are you enjoying this attention?
listen, you are looking like a right tit, your come backs are worse than the spice girls attempts.
i am sorry you have to stoop to trying at personal attacks, i think you should just bob off now.

Submitted by slank at 2009-02-02 08:46:56 EST (#)
Rating: -2

die poms

Submitted by AChtungbaby at 2009-02-02 08:45:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

yaaaaaawwwwwwwwwn, okay so you're full of shit. your thighs would be more....'lithe', if you took the bus/train more often, is all.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 08:37:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I don't know, I have never been beat up in my life, but thanks for the concern.

Did you wake up, get out of the wrong side of the bed, and burn the toast this morning?
Something must have prompted you to decide to try and pick an e fight over global warming.

Tell us about it, sweety, get it off your chest.

Submitted by AChtungbaby at 2009-02-02 08:34:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

is getting beat up by your partner humour too? I don't see the funny.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-02 08:33:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-02 07:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If Emission gets drunk and does the drunken-monkey dance, someone please take a picture and send it to me.

Thanks
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The man is a chronic exhibitionist. You could easily ask him to film himself now, this very instant whilst he is at work, and he will comply.
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LOl Forensic, im doing a naked one for you, well almost naked, I will be wearing my ape mask holding a couple of coconuts.

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s154/men2monkeys/themask.png


Submitted by Banjo at 2009-02-02 08:33:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I agree with Orphelia, public transport does suck.

Unfortunately I don't drive and end up having to travel in the smeg ridden vehicles which are public transport.

Although the train is nice when it's not too busy.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 08:28:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

lol

do users have to take everything so literally.

what a silly little boy.

it's called humour. I think asda sell recycled ones. catch the bus and go and buy one. or barter with the veg you grew on your back garden.

Submitted by AChtungbaby at 2009-02-02 08:26:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

*drum

silent b?

okay everyone can fuck off.

Submitted by AChtungbaby at 2009-02-02 08:25:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-02 08:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why would anyone in their right mind choose to use public transport.
Stick carbon foot printing up your backside.
I went to Manchester on the train saturday and the whole experience was borderline traumatic.
Oh, the train station was nice enough, lulling you into a false sense of security with it's nice little Pumkin cafe selling croissants and freshly made toast.
But the carriage ride.
Good grief, I have seen less mental patients at the psych ward of our local hospital.
Don't even start me on Manchesters trams.
The entire journey left me feeling grubby, sick and bad tempered and totally aghast at the rest of the human race.
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oh that's rich salmon face. jesus you're a fucking idiot. Let's all just stick carbon footprints up our arses and make it all magically go away by ignoring it like smoking and lung/heart disease, throat and mouth cancer, landmines with missing limbs, and braincells with stupid. One day when we're all eating dodo drumbsticks....oh, wait. You fucking tool.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 08:04:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Why would anyone in their right mind choose to use public transport.
Stick carbon foot printing up your backside.
I went to Manchester on the train saturday and the whole experience was borderline traumatic.
Oh, the train station was nice enough, lulling you into a false sense of security with it's nice little Pumkin cafe selling croissants and freshly made toast.
But the carriage ride.
Good grief, I have seen less mental patients at the psych ward of our local hospital.
Don't even start me on Manchesters trams.
The entire journey left me feeling grubby, sick and bad tempered and totally aghast at the rest of the human race.

Submitted by Banjo at 2009-02-02 07:47:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Is it racism or an inherent hate of all things living?

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-02 07:43:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-02 07:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If Emission gets drunk and does the drunken-monkey dance, someone please take a picture and send it to me.

Thanks
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The man is a chronic exhibitionist. You could easily ask him to film himself now, this very instant whilst he is at work, and he will comply.

I will keep insisting he does that at the Ubercon untill either he cries or he buys me that pint he owes me.

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-02 07:41:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Also, re: Hurty and his mega-racism, please don't anyone tell him that I am Pakistani. Currently Hurty just thinks I travel a lot and am well tanned.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2009-02-02 07:39:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

If Emission gets drunk and does the drunken-monkey dance, someone please take a picture and send it to me.

Thanks

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2009-02-02 07:39:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-02 12:38:08 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hurty is an actual, bona-fide, racist. As such he will have to make his own way there as he is involved in actual terrorist activity and therefore unable to have details of his wherabouts communicated to anybody.

Plus he lives in Glenrothes or something. He is so far north that he drives past signs warning about polar bears.
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Hurty is an American. Who the hell invited him to the UK Ubercon??

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-02 07:38:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hurty is an actual, bona-fide, racist. As such he will have to make his own way there as he is involved in actual terrorist activity and therefore unable to have details of his wherabouts communicated to anybody.

Plus he lives in Glenrothes or something. He is so far north that he drives past signs warning about polar bears.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2009-02-02 07:37:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Probably will be getting a train - looking into timings now - will know for definite by Thursdayish

Submitted by Banjo at 2009-02-02 07:25:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

As perhaps the most northern of the northerners, I'm in. I'm in Newcastle the weekend before that for a university reunion of sorts so I may as well make it a holiday and venture down to ze big shmoke the weekend after.

Red - how are you getting down and is Hurty going?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-02 07:21:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

:)

Submitted by Wildman at 2009-02-02 07:16:34 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I've been had.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 07:12:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Do you have a bit of grass we can camp on??
berty, I just remembered you live in the rough part of B'ham. I have nice wheels you know.
And I won't be cleaning my car of child crap.
Oh god, where will I park??
What is the congestion charge?

Submitted by Wildman at 2009-02-02 07:12:12 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-02 07:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It has 2 doors under the waterline which retract and allow the house of commons to launch Stingray.
^^^^^^^^^^
Are you serious?, because if so, that's really cool.

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-02 07:08:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Where are we all going to sleep? Will I have access to a camper van or a well sheilded building site?

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-02 07:06:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-02-02 06:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

With a nice crib like that, you couldn't at least pop for a dock and maybe a boat?
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It has 2 doors under the waterline which retract and allow the house of commons to launch Stingray.

Unfortunatly, due to Lord Paddy Ashdown not being on the premises, the crew render it about as useful as a submersible as a fruit cake.

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-02 07:04:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Wait, nevermind, I just spotted Orphelia has already offered to pick up me and DJ and to buy me that pint that she owes me.

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-02 07:03:50 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I can do that. Money is a wee bit tight at the moment so I shall do Saturday & return home on Sunday.

Would anyone like a lift? Perhaps Red could pick me & Deathjester up?

That would make a lot of sense because then I will have to give him back all of his stuff.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 06:55:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

RE Facebook. 'Jed today is feeling the effects of a weekend booze up'.
'Anna wishes she had more layers on!'
'Toby thinks his cabbage soup needs more pepper'
GET A LIFE.
Facebook is only for finding old school friends/shags and seeing how the most popular girl in your year got fat and had kids.
Oh.

Submitted by Wildman at 2009-02-02 06:48:14 EST (#)
Rating: 1

With a nice crib like that, you couldn't at least pop for a dock and maybe a boat?

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-02 06:47:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Good luck with the Northerners, I will cme, and pick up DJ and berty on the way.
Maybe not berty, he needs a specially adapted car :(

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2009-02-02 06:40:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sounds like a plan.


Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.

-- Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jomer