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Pretentious much?

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-10 18:34:46 EST
Rating: 1.23 on 82 ratings (82 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Over the years I have been totally aware that half of the people I talk to on Uber are, quite frankly, rather odd.

Okay not all maybe but.... I'm thinking of the psychology (sp?) of the fact that one depressing post (of mine) is viewed with interest and a day or so later a happier one is viewed with derision and incited as pretentious


Pre·ten·tious (prĭ-těn'shəs) Pronunciation Key
adj.

Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified.
Making or marked by an extravagant outward show; ostentatious.

Okay.

I expect no merit - if I did I would NOT be on Ubersite. Please.

Outward show... hmm interesting. I guess of an outward show is to be talking about something then..



... maybe I am.

KISS MY PRETENTIOUS IRISH WHITE ARSE. And kiss your own while your at it. But I may be there kissing it also.

Or maybe look up the word and attack in a more intelligent way.. Call me... I don't know... 'over emotional' maybe.

Either way.

This is (YES IT IS) said in jest.

And I love you all. Pink parts included.


Especially the pink parts.







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Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2009-02-13 15:15:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sure, why not?

Submitted by shadow at 2009-02-12 20:53:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"Dude" is a legitimate expression, and punctuation.

Yep.

I live in Hell.

Submitted by ASO at 2009-02-12 14:22:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i meant to write hahahhahahaa underneath that.

Submitted by ASO at 2009-02-12 14:22:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-02-12 05:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

imagine iddqd sexing his girlfriend. (i do)

"oMG IDDQD you were AMAZING tonight - aGAIN"

"You're an idiot."

[snuggling up to him] "i think i missed my period"

"see?"

"can i cook you some damper?"

"you could try you bloody booby-trapped moron, but it wouldn't be nearly as good as Koala Beachswamp's at the scout jamboree you idiot period missing tool."

"i love you sam"

"I can't stand you."


awesome.

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Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2009-02-12 09:49:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Eh, just fuck it, Merlina.

Here, watch this bird and you'll feel happy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNTw7GH325U

I don't know which is more charming, the bird, or the old man narrating.


Sorry, I've been on a clever animal video kick lately.

Submitted by Vas_Deferens at 2009-02-12 09:42:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-02-12 09:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahahaha someone got their panties in a twist over some words on their computer screen!

OH NOES YOU DONE INSULTED MAH MOTHERIN SKILLS.

shut the fuck up you desperate old woman.


the real important issue here is this terrible post and how a vagina can make people like it.
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sure. but merlina?

Submitted by iddqd at 2009-02-12 09:37:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

hahahaha someone got their panties in a twist over some words on their computer screen!

OH NOES YOU DONE INSULTED MAH MOTHERIN SKILLS.

shut the fuck up you desperate old woman.


the real important issue here is this terrible post and how a vagina can make people like it.

Submitted by Vas_Deferens at 2009-02-12 09:15:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

stFU merlina

but jw?

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-12 09:02:50 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-12 08:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You know D_R you gab about your kids on here but i never insult them, guess I AM better than you
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Stop it the pair of you. You're both lovely.

Submitted by Vas_Deferens at 2009-02-12 08:31:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-12 08:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You know D_R you gab about your kids on here but i never insult them, guess I AM better than you
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yes you're totally awesome

jw?

Submitted by Vas_Deferens at 2009-02-12 08:29:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

jesus christ just let it go polish, it's not a big deal I just think you suck.

jw?

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-12 08:29:15 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-12 08:28:05 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You know D_R you gab about your kids on here but i never insult them, guess I AM better than you

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-12 08:27:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

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your dressing-gown on the sofa drinking gin while your kids are making their own breakfast is showing

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Judge people, much? if you are that bothered you pass comment on uber i will mail you my address so you can call social services, if you have conviction in the pathetic things you say, follow it through.

Submitted by Vas_Deferens at 2009-02-12 08:19:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i've been in the future, country pat, qualifying for the fifa world cup.

Submitted by Vas_Deferens at 2009-02-12 08:17:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-12 08:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Think of a word that sounds super intelligent that you have never heard before, except the once to learn what it meant but that was a lng time ago and only at the back of your mind uner a rock, and that word is what i am calling you now.
I am no good at internet fighting, i'd rather just bow to your internet superiority and go to bed weeping at how i take the internet too seriously and the only satisfying thing in my life as mother, wife, friend, artist, drunk is to email people from uber in a bid at internet popularity.
you got me, D_R, you win. go and celebrate by doing a little jig letting out and evil cackle and rubbing your rumplestiltskin hands together in such a fashion an innocent bystander would define your look as 'pure evil and cunning'
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your dressing-gown on the sofa drinking gin while your kids are making their own breakfast is showing

go to bed - again.

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-12 08:14:38 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-02-12 08:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

gosh i've never been called weird before

merlina? don't feel bad garden pie, i'm like the highwayman that ghosts whisperly across your foggy cresent of time. that's me. I didn't die in the bushfires - that's how I'm corresponding with you on the internet.
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I was wondering where you'd been..

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-12 08:11:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Think of a word that sounds super intelligent that you have never heard before, except the once to learn what it meant but that was a lng time ago and only at the back of your mind uner a rock, and that word is what i am calling you now.
I am no good at internet fighting, i'd rather just bow to your internet superiority and go to bed weeping at how i take the internet too seriously and the only satisfying thing in my life as mother, wife, friend, artist, drunk is to email people from uber in a bid at internet popularity.
you got me, D_R, you win. go and celebrate by doing a little jig letting out and evil cackle and rubbing your rumplestiltskin hands together in such a fashion an innocent bystander would define your look as 'pure evil and cunning'

Submitted by Vas_Deferens at 2009-02-12 08:01:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

gosh i've never been called weird before

merlina? don't feel bad garden pie, i'm like the highwayman that ghosts whisperly across your foggy cresent of time. that's me. I didn't die in the bushfires - that's how I'm corresponding with you on the internet.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-12 07:49:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

you are weird D_R, Merlina has been kind to me in the past and she is nice.
what, am i not allowed to like 'popular' users of uber now?
stop obsessing over me, it is getting tragic

Submitted by Vas_Deferens at 2009-02-12 07:46:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

merlina's brain cells are disappearing as fast as snap crackle and pop in the london smog!
:)
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wooo let's all love merlina!! SMILEY FACE FAG EMOTICON YOU'RE POPULAR RIGHT? I'M ORPHELIA!!


Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2009-02-12 07:31:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm pretentious as fuck, and I love it.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-12 07:28:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

merlina's brain cells are disappearing as fast as snap crackle and pop in the london smog!
:)

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-12 07:26:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

aww merlina lol

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-12 07:17:16 EST (#)
Rating: 0

OOOhh I'vce just realised who vas_deferens is..

God I'm slow.

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-12 07:11:47 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-02-12 06:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i have no idea whose alter vas_deferens is, but this line:

"He stands steadfast at the wheel, ignores the salt spray in yellow rain hat and rubber boots, with his waterproof stubble."


kicks fucking ass. well played, SIR.
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Agreed.

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-12 07:09:09 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-02-12 04:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

seriously, why must you perpetuate the reality of most women being utterly vacuous pieces of shit that have nothing of any value whatsoever to offer anyone outside their well-pounded vaginas?


can't you prove us all wrong for once?
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I'm proving nothing of the sort. I'm bored because the way my company works means that I have to spend 6 months off work at times. I miss my day job and I need not to list the frankly ridiculous amount of other things I do.

Don't assume

It makes and ass of u and me.

Submitted by iddqd at 2009-02-12 06:01:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i have no idea whose alter vas_deferens is, but this line:

"He stands steadfast at the wheel, ignores the salt spray in yellow rain hat and rubber boots, with his waterproof stubble."


kicks fucking ass. well played, SIR.


Submitted by Vas_Deferens at 2009-02-12 05:45:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

imagine iddqd sexing his girlfriend. (i do)

"oMG IDDQD you were AMAZING tonight - aGAIN"

"You're an idiot."

[snuggling up to him] "i think i missed my period"

"see?"

"can i cook you some damper?"

"you could try you bloody booby-trapped moron, but it wouldn't be nearly as good as Koala Beachswamp's at the scout jamboree you idiot period missing tool."

"i love you sam"

"I can't stand you."


awesome.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-12 05:29:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by Vas_Deferens at 2009-02-12 05:25:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-02-12 04:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

seriously, why must you perpetuate the reality of most women being utterly vacuous pieces of shit that have nothing of any value whatsoever to offer anyone outside their well-pounded vaginas?


can't you prove us all wrong for once?
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As we step/fall sometimes out of character and or internet-persona, slipping on the slippery surface of doubt and second guessed 'what-ifs', a fellow steps up to the plate to refute us and steadies the mainstay and gib with his pah.

bless his fucking misogynist heart, seriously really god BLESS it. While this site groans under the weight of its own death rattling doom, He stands steadfast at the wheel, ignores the salt spray in yellow rain hat and rubber boots, with his waterproof stubble. it's awesome.

Submitted by iddqd at 2009-02-12 04:58:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

seriously, why must you perpetuate the reality of most women being utterly vacuous pieces of shit that have nothing of any value whatsoever to offer anyone outside their well-pounded vaginas?


can't you prove us all wrong for once?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-12 04:57:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

how about baking? DIY? you must enjoy far more things than just gardening.

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-12 04:50:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-12 03:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Merlina, you have too much spare time on your hands ;)
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I know - I need to get back to work.. and the garden is too cold and the ground to hard to even do any gardening... *sigh*



Submitted by Vas_Deferens at 2009-02-12 04:37:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

you're not pretentious darling heart, you're an attention whore. and a hippy.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-12 03:41:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Merlina, you have too much spare time on your hands ;)

Submitted by Banjo at 2009-02-11 17:09:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-02-11 02:26:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude.

You've been around uber long enough to know that this place is a schizophrenic playground. There is absolutely no accounting for the vastly varying mood swings of the user populous.

I didn't think your last post was pretentious so much as it didn't particularly tickle me. It was the sort of thing my friends tell me to look at on their livejournal(s) and I never do. It's not that I don't care, it's just... uh, good for you? You're happy? Well, rock on. I don't really need an announcement for it, or an explanation. Just be happy.

The post before that, you were lodging a complaint on a forum. Naturally we users are inspired by such things to share our insights, commiseration, coping strategies and shiny little pearls of wisdom. Everyone loves a good moan, and a good solution to a good moan. A happy post is just, well, meh. All I can do is sit at my keyboard and say, "Erm, well done... on the happiness" or perhaps link to a webcomic or something. There just isn't much to banter on.

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This is catch 22. If you're happy and you tell everybody you're happy, they don't want to know because there is nothing to gnaw on, nothing for them to comment or give advice on. Then all of a sudden you become unintersting and people stop talking to you because they don't want to hear that you're happy. They love a happy ending but the happiest endings always come with the biggest volume of grief and tragedy. Also, who ever heard of anybody talking to anybody after the happy ending, or even the happy beginning? People are a funny species...

ps. Merlina, you are not pretentious. Who called you pretentious again? Ignore them.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2009-02-11 16:38:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Hmmm a post bitching about how people react to your other posts. Does it really matter all that much?

Submitted by scourge at 2009-02-11 16:04:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

sometimes i am, yes.

comes with the giant ego territory you know?

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2009-02-11 15:32:06 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Snark at 2009-02-11 12:51:07 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I don't have any pink parts.

I have some green and purple parts though.

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2009-02-11 12:43:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i work on my back.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2009-02-11 12:42:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

No but "back to work" is.

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2009-02-11 12:38:05 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-11 11:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Upon Eating a Banana at Mid-Day

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is that a euphemism?

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2009-02-11 11:20:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Upon Eating a Banana at Mid-Day

My this was indeed a fine banana,
Just-ripe and naked now indeed
A fine banana, this; no seed to spit
No core or lasting rind, no center,
No future, nihlist dick-fruit mine.

I used you as a phone before I ate you
You were my gun that one day at the bank
I paid that cheap-ass hooker to fellate you
While I observed and knuckled down my crank

Am I gay to put you in my mouth?
Will California prevent me to enjoy
The delicate expression of your flavor
Because I am a boy banana craver?

Is the system back up yet?
It is? Fuck.
Back to work.

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-11 09:30:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-11 07:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know what this was all about. Perhaps Merlina is trying to be Uber tuff girl-ish?
You are adorable, it's like hearing a smurf swear.
~~~

hahaha..

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2009-02-11 08:11:29 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Get over it

Submitted by FALLEN at 2009-02-11 07:40:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I don't know what this was all about. Perhaps Merlina is trying to be Uber tuff girl-ish?
You are adorable, it's like hearing a smurf swear.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2009-02-11 06:15:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I found this post to be quite pretentious...


Who cares what you write about or what tone it it takes - good, bad or indifferent? You're one of the most consistently entertaining, quality posters on this site. You can be downright arrogant in your posts if you want to be; it's your post, after all.

You rock.

Submitted by kaos-king at 2009-02-11 02:50:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2


But, but... you rule my fucking face off!

Can I be pretentious with you, please???



Submitted by Wildman at 2009-02-11 01:39:48 EST (#)
Rating: -1


Submitted by BranDo at 2009-02-11 01:08:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hey you're Irish, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

That happiness post was great and I think many feel the same.

Submitted by experima at 2009-02-10 23:52:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2009-02-10 21:56:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I don't think you act pretentious at all. Posts on happiness aren't for everyone, but you're one of the writers here who can pull me right into your world of contentment or sadness or frustration with your words. It's a certain genuine quality I find in your writing that I think is the opposite of pretentious and that's why I enjoy your writing. I wish that comment hadn't gotten to you so much, because based on your writing I don't think you have any reason to take it to heart.

Submitted by ghostofbubba at 2009-02-10 21:35:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fucking return key.... as I was going to say: HAVE YOU SEEN HER TITS? THAT AIN'T A DUDE!!!

Whew! sorry.

Submitted by ghostofbubba at 2009-02-10 21:33:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-02-10 21:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude.

You've been around uber long enough to know that this place is a schizophrenic playground. There is absolutely no accounting for the vastly varying mood swings of the user populous.

I didn't think your last post was pretentious so much as it didn't particularly tickle me. It was the sort of thing my friends tell me to look at on their livejournal(s) and I never do. It's not that I don't care, it's just... uh, good for you? You're happy? Well, rock on. I don't really need an announcement for it, or an explanation. Just be happy.

The post before that, you were lodging a complaint on a forum. Naturally we users are inspired by such things to share our insights, commiseration, coping strategies and shiny little pearls of wisdom. Everyone loves a good moan, and a good solution to a good moan. A happy post is just, well, meh. All I can do is sit at my keyboard and say, "Erm, well done... on the happiness" or perhaps link to a webcomic or something. There just isn't much to banter on.
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I think it's awesome when someone sums everything up in a very tidy manner and places everything in perspective, especially after referring to Merlina as 'dude'.

Submitted by shadow at 2009-02-10 21:26:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Dude.

You've been around uber long enough to know that this place is a schizophrenic playground. There is absolutely no accounting for the vastly varying mood swings of the user populous.

I didn't think your last post was pretentious so much as it didn't particularly tickle me. It was the sort of thing my friends tell me to look at on their livejournal(s) and I never do. It's not that I don't care, it's just... uh, good for you? You're happy? Well, rock on. I don't really need an announcement for it, or an explanation. Just be happy.

The post before that, you were lodging a complaint on a forum. Naturally we users are inspired by such things to share our insights, commiseration, coping strategies and shiny little pearls of wisdom. Everyone loves a good moan, and a good solution to a good moan. A happy post is just, well, meh. All I can do is sit at my keyboard and say, "Erm, well done... on the happiness" or perhaps link to a webcomic or something. There just isn't much to banter on.

Submitted by ghostofbubba at 2009-02-10 21:16:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-02-10 18:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by mixed_metaphor (user info) at 2009-02-10 18:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the truth this post contains.

Life sucks. Wear a helmet.
~~~
Cool comment.

I need no helmet. My head is hard.

And my shoulders are square.
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And her arse is white. And Irish. And she's nice to almost everyone. Even Doodles. I'm cornfused. . .

Submitted by Sage at 2009-02-10 20:58:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-10 18:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck 'em.
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Sage <3 Merlina...points forevar.

:)

Submitted by Doodles at 2009-02-10 20:07:16 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Also I was a noob three years ago.

i'm a full fledged troll now.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-10 19:35:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

go to bed :)

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2009-02-10 19:11:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-10 19:00:30 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by SanDee (user info) at 2009-02-10 18:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep (although its right on the border with Leitrim, and that IS Hillbilly country)
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Yep, went there 2 years ago, is lovely - I'm from Skerries - about ten miles north of Dublin.

YAY GO THE IRISH ON UBER!!

Submitted by SanDee at 2009-02-10 18:58:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-02-10 18:53:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SanDee (user info) at 2009-02-10 18:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

my fox lives in the hills around Sligo, and therefore is a hillbilly fox
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Sligo in Ireland?

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Yep (although its right on the border with Leitrim, and that IS Hillbilly country)

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2009-02-10 18:55:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fuck 'em.

Here, foxes on a trampoline!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOOc4zoULTs

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-10 18:53:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by SanDee (user info) at 2009-02-10 18:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

my fox lives in the hills around Sligo, and therefore is a hillbilly fox
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Sligo in Ireland??

Submitted by SanDee at 2009-02-10 18:52:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

my fox lives in the hills around Sligo, and therefore is a hillbilly fox

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-10 18:50:13 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by mixed_metaphor (user info) at 2009-02-10 18:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the truth this post contains.

Life sucks. Wear a helmet.
~~~
Cool comment.

I need no helmet. My head is hard.

And my shoulders are square.

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-10 18:48:50 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-10 18:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm a bit confused...Is Shlongy in the 1%???
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You're in a class of your own honey.

Submitted by mixed_metaphor at 2009-02-10 18:48:21 EST (#)
Rating: 1

There's no user policy that you must agree to upon joining Ubersite which, in part, states that your posts will always be rated and commented upon fairly.

That said, there are cocks everywhere. Look out your window right now. See that guy? He's a COCK.

+1 for the truth this post contains.

Life sucks. Wear a helmet.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-02-10 18:47:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm a bit confused...Is Shlongy in the 1%???

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-10 18:45:35 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by SanDee (user info) at 2009-02-10 18:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

'cos yer Irish and slightly insane auto +2, and also a fox is in my garden, eating chilli ....
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I ADORE foxes. I live beside a forest (Epping Forest) so I get foxes sleeping on the shed roof at the bottom of my garden. They're beautiful.

Submitted by SanDee at 2009-02-10 18:43:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

'cos yer Irish and slightly insane auto +2, and also a fox is in my garden, eating chilli ....

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-10 18:41:38 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-02-10 18:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought only one person made that "pretentious" comment.
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haha

oh and hi shlongy, hon

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-10 18:41:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0

hell, I think 99% of uber is pretty okay.

There are a bunch of eejits who try to get noticed by being rude but... if they manage to be funny with it - go them!

Submitted by Toddler at 2009-02-10 18:40:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I thought only one person made that "pretentious" comment.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-02-10 18:39:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I don't know what the fuck this one is about but I'll +2 your globes, all the same.

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-10 18:38:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I think you're cool.

For a noob :-)

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-10 18:37:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

hello noob.

Submitted by Doodles at 2009-02-10 18:37:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

No, but really, I'm sure you're a lovely girl.

Submitted by Doodles at 2009-02-10 18:37:02 EST (#)
Rating: -2

bitch much?

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-10 18:35:43 EST (#)
Rating: -2

That's weird. It's like something out of that twilighty show about
that zone.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI


To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!

-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment