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Ubercon London: An invitation from the Crystal Method

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2009-02-12 06:26:53 EST
Rating: 1.18 on 97 ratings (97 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

If you don't know the song Name of the Game, by the Crystal Method, then this will mostly look like a big sack of bollocks. And you can probably ignore every other section.

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"Listen all you mutha fuckas"
"Listen all you mutha fuckas"

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Bit harsh and a bit repetitive, but it should get the attention of you mother fuckers.

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"That's the name of the game"
"That's the name of the game"

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In this case, the name of the game is meeting up in London to eat, drink and be merry, on the 27th March.

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"Yo"
"Topple the crown"
"Rape the queen"

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I'm not trying to suggest, and nor do I approve of treachery and forced intercourse with our monarch. If you do this, it's by your own accord.

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"The fatal mistake in your cradle"
"Can't shake the dreams of"
"Fire inside of your phonograph"

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More likely to be a jukebox, but if you want to set it on fire, then I doubt it really matters. For those interested, the phonograph/jukebox will be burning in the Royal George pub. It's right next to Euston train station, on Eversholt Street (http://www.fancyapint.com/pubs/pub1295.html)

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"Battered with gas"
"And give you room to breathe"
"Through an adequate mask"

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Not claiming that we're world class farters, but I'm sure someone at some point will drop a few atomic grade gas grenades at some point throughout the night. I'll be getting there around 6pm, but the pub's open all day, so if people are there earlier, then best of luck to you. Just remember to light a match before I arrive.

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"Everybody in front"
"Let me see ya pumpin' ya fists"

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This is basically me saying if it all kicks off, everyone protect me.

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"If you up in the back room"
"When you rockin' with this"
"Come on"

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If you're taking a shit when it kicks off, quickly run out and protect me. Don’t worry about wiping.

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"Keepin' ya speaker knockin' "
"Jumpin' bangin' bumpin' blazin' "
"Hot"
"Callin' all freaks (all freaks)"

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Freaks? London? This obviously means that on the Saturday, the plan will be to meet somewhere in Camden. No place is confirmed just yet, but somewhere near the canal normally makes for a pretty interesting pub crawl, and plenty of spots to grab something to eat.

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"Callin' all freaks now"
"Yo, yo"
"Callin' all freaks (all freaks)"
"Callin' all freaks now"
"(That's right)"

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Yes, that is right. Depending on people's travel plans, accommodation arrangements and general level of being bladdered, if anyone is staying overnight on the Saturday night, a good place to end up is Koko's. It's a club, but it's normally cheap enough entry should we go past pub closing, and it's got a pretty interesting decor. I'll check out what's happening before hand if there's enough interest in going there.

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"That's the name of the game"
"That's the name of the game"
"That's the name of the game"
"That's the name of the game"

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Starting to think they were running out of lyrics, now. But those who have already forgotten what the name of the game is, email me at nathsleeman.at.googlemail.com. Or you can spam me if you really need something to validate your existence and try to be really funny.

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"Callin' all... freaks"
"Callin' all... freaks"
"Callin' all..."
"Callin' all..."
"(That's right)"

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I'm not trying to force through that we're all freaks. It's the Crystal Method's words, not mine.

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"Get em up in the back room"
"Get em up in the back room"
"I said get em up in the back room"
"Mutha fuka"

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If you can get them up in the back room, best of luck to you. Just remember to play it safe and suit up.

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"Callin' all..."
"Callin' all..."
"Callin' all..."
"Callin' all..."
"Callin' all..."
"Callin' all..."
"Callin' all..."
"Callin' all..."

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Seriously? Eight lines, which are exactly the same, and it's not even a complete fucking sentence. The more I look into this track, the more I hate it.

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"That's the name of the game"
"Callin' all freaks"

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Meet in London, on the 27th March.

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"That's the name of the game"
"Callin' all freaks now"

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Royal George pub, next to Euston train station.

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"That's the name of the game"
"Yo, yo, callin' all freaks"

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Seriously? Again? Ok, next day, possible pub crawl.

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"That's the name of the game"
"Callin' all freaks now"

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Fuck this. Crystal Method's only good track is now shit.



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Submitted by Dervel at 2009-02-27 11:33:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-26 21:30:23 EST (#)
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Dervel old chap.

Sat 21st.

I've got a ticket going for Fulham v Utd if you fancy it?

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Ah, I can make the 21st. What's the plan?

Fulham?! Last time I went there I had a less than acceptable day out.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-27 03:56:20 EST (#)
Rating: 0

there's a space on my chopper if you are interested Miss Peon.....

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2009-02-26 22:35:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Anybody got an extra plane ticket?

Submitted by apollo88 at 2009-02-26 21:30:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Dervel old chap.

Sat 21st.

I've got a ticket going for Fulham v Utd if you fancy it?


Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey at 2009-02-26 10:51:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fabit lurks on facebook chat from time to time, I'd be impressed if you manage to drag him to this.

If Jules is coming then I might still come, despite the date change. It seems fairly sausage-festy otherwise. Has anyone heard from Davros recently?

Submitted by Dervel at 2009-02-26 04:17:27 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-18 20:48:35 EST (#)
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the list of attendees looks good.

if we could get dervel and wolf it'd be brit A List.

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What weekend are we talking about now?

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2009-02-20 21:24:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Nath what about Fabit... shall I email him or have you?

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I haven't heard from him for a while, but I can let him know. The extra pressure wouldn't hurt though. Might motivate him a bit more

Submitted by LittleMonster at 2009-02-20 13:43:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-02-20 13:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-19 16:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, doesn't look like anyone's really going to be about the 27th (weekend after) so I'm bailing.

Not that any of you would care, you heartless bastards.
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As its a Friday night and I live in LOndon, I'll be there - and Nath... and maybe the Bloke if I can talk him into coming again..

Nath what about Fabit... shall I email him or have you?

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Thanks Merlina, would have been great to meet you, but I would only be able to make the Saturday. Work keeps me too late on fridays.

*sulks*

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-20 13:18:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-19 16:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, doesn't look like anyone's really going to be about the 27th (weekend after) so I'm bailing.

Not that any of you would care, you heartless bastards.
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As its a Friday night and I live in LOndon, I'll be there - and Nath... and maybe the Bloke if I can talk him into coming again..

Nath what about Fabit... shall I email him or have you?



Submitted by LittleMonster at 2009-02-19 16:21:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Well, doesn't look like anyone's really going to be about the 27th (weekend after) so I'm bailing.

Not that any of you would care, you heartless bastards.


Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-19 14:06:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

what time we meeting in the euston pub? (The George)

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-19 14:05:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-18 20:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

come on jules!

only chance in years.

what's ONE saturday?

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I'll be there. :-)

As you're coming I bloody well have to.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2009-02-18 20:52:37 EST (#)
Rating: 0

this is going to be sound.

i'll get the train up and arrive in euston about 4-5 ish, in time for the 5:30 game.

i might even get tickets to the fulham v mancs game, never been to craven cottage and possible that the cunts will drop points.

anyone fancy that if I can swing some tickets?



Submitted by apollo88 at 2009-02-18 20:48:35 EST (#)
Rating: 0

the list of attendees looks good.

if we could get dervel and wolf it'd be brit A List.



Submitted by apollo88 at 2009-02-18 20:47:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

come on jules!

only chance in years.

what's ONE saturday?



Submitted by TheGoat at 2009-02-18 18:26:21 EST (#)
Rating: -1

WTF. This was posted a week ago and its still on the front page. Huh, seriously, this place is sooooooooooo slow.

Submitted by JoeyG at 2009-02-18 14:21:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-18 08:44:58 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

So the list of attendees for the 21st could be;

Apollo
JoeyG
Nath
Spam
Me

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Shit..... this is looking like a *really* bad idea.

We should sell the photo opportunities to OK magazine.

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-18 12:13:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'll try.. I might be able to wangle a Saturday - don't know..

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-18 03:44:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

21st sounds good. Im guessing times and suchlike will be announced via email or nearer the time?

Think the Chelsea versus Spurs match is on that day, so traffic in London will be a nightmare.

Be nice to sit down and watch the Newcastle against Arsenal match a bit later though.

So the list of attendees for the 21st could be;

Apollo
JoeyG
Nath
Spam
Me

interesting!

Submitted by apollo88 at 2009-02-18 00:00:19 EST (#)
Rating: 0

with sliced up pickled onions on?

Submitted by shandythedog at 2009-02-17 23:39:44 EST (#)
Rating: 0

fine

just keep on ignoring me then

i prepared some nice cheese and crackers, BUT NOW I WILL EAT THEM ALL MYSELF


Submitted by apollo88 at 2009-02-17 20:11:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

nice one lads.

should be a good laugh, and if it isn't I'll just get fucked up.

I HAVE TO MAKE MY FLIGHT AT 08:00 FROM HEATHROW THOUGH CUNTS



Submitted by JoeyG at 2009-02-17 17:44:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

21st is a cert for me, but if any of you cunts shout 'menezez, right there', then I'm gona invoke my cardboard Ian Blair.

Submitted by Spam at 2009-02-17 16:52:19 EST (#)
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ubmitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-17 15:32:18 EST (#)
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so chaps, saturday march 21st?

if not no worries, no need to change everything around for me, in fact no reason one can't have two bashes.

i'm deffo in London on Sat 21st either in an airport hotel or getting lashed with some of you cunts.

what's it to be?

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I will probably mosey down on the 21st depending on travel arrangments and whether or not my London shagpiece is happy to put me up for the night or not - shouldn't be a problem though. 80% certain. I'll firm up closer to the time.

(please try and avoid the obligatory joke about the irony of me 'firming up' it's neither big or clever)

Submitted by shandythedog at 2009-02-17 16:18:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0

righto, i get the message. i'll just have my own ubersite london party with all MY special ubersite friends then

mr prickle will be there

and bobotheclown

Submitted by apollo88 at 2009-02-17 15:32:18 EST (#)
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so chaps, saturday march 21st?

if not no worries, no need to change everything around for me, in fact no reason one can't have two bashes.

i'm deffo in London on Sat 21st either in an airport hotel or getting lashed with some of you cunts.

what's it to be?

Submitted by JoeyG at 2009-02-17 14:37:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I can do either weekend, but either way it'll still just be the saturday.

Who's paying for me?

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-17 14:27:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I am SO gonna go to the 20th if Apollo is coming Nath.. even if its just the three of us.

I should be able to make the week after too. Friday nights are good - Saturdays no chance.

Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow at 2009-02-16 17:16:55 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You're gay.

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-16 10:04:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

So now this is the 20th? And Apollo & Spam will be there? With MDMA?

Oh God. Life is rubbish.

I will console myself with the knowledge that I would only have got anxious, said something unfunny and obsessed about the evening in a spiral of self-loathing untill my dying day.

Submitted by shandythedog at 2009-02-16 00:40:29 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i'll be in the uk around that time

i've traavelling to liverpool to interogate apullo's parents re his claims of reading sherlock holmes when he was three yeaers old. and to see if his mum is as open minded in the flesh as she is on webcam, of course

is there a spare room for me in london? i'm happy to bunk down in the kiddies bedroom if necessary


Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-15 17:35:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

your email is in the post, nath

Submitted by apollo88 at 2009-02-14 13:23:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

splendid

Submitted by Spam at 2009-02-13 17:03:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-13 16:20:06 EST (#)
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as gay as this sounds, it'd rule if spam came, esp. if he's bringing class A's and a little class C.

i'll buy.

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this could definitely be arranged brother.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2009-02-13 16:20:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

as gay as this sounds, it'd rule if spam came, esp. if he's bringing class A's and a little class C.

i'll buy.



Submitted by Spam at 2009-02-13 10:14:07 EST (#)
Rating: 0

As gay as this sounds, if Apollo goes I may actually drag my arse over just to meet the cunt.

Submitted by Spam at 2009-02-13 10:12:17 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-02-13 09:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Opinions, ideas, insults?

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Gene are shit; They should make TV remotes with built in pager systems; You are a cunt.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2009-02-13 09:30:17 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Listen all you mutha fuckas, there seems to be some debate over whether the 20th or the 27th has now popped up. Certain people can make it one week, others can make it the next.

Personally I can make both weeks, what with me being fucking awesome (and living in London). So that does raise the question of 2 weekends in a row. I would be up for that, even if one week is all out and fucked up and crazy and the other week is just a few people and a bit more subdued.

Opinions, ideas, insults?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-13 09:19:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

20th...whose bringing the schmoke!

Submitted by LittleMonster at 2009-02-13 08:50:28 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Change the date and I shall sadly not attend.

I'm on call that weekend.





Submitted by apollo88 at 2009-02-13 08:46:00 EST (#)
Rating: 0

berty,

what can you possibly have going on better than buying me that pint you owe me?



Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-13 04:12:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I cannot make the 20th. Then again, if DJ doesn't go with me then I cannot make the 27th either. I am so poor that I can barely even afford to pay attention.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2009-02-13 03:05:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Any major protests on this being changed to the 20th to accommodate apollo???

If so, email me by the end of tomorrow (saturday), or I'll be changing the details.

Thanks little bitches

Submitted by DeathJester at 2009-02-13 02:56:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-02-12 13:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nein, Betram and red - I am a Yank and do not speak any clicky whatsoever. But I have been known to pull off a decent fake northern English accent.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVX-Ks2aDTo

Get to 1:50

Submitted by apollo88 at 2009-02-12 22:23:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

dude if this was the saturday before I could probably make it.

what are the chances of that?

i fly from heathrow to houston sunday morning the 22nd, could have come up to london from liverpool the night before.

any chance for the weekend before or is it all sorted now?



Submitted by maiorano84 at 2009-02-12 22:05:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2


The lyrics? yeah, they're shite. But that's a pretty sick beat, if you ask me.

Submitted by LittleMonster at 2009-02-12 18:20:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-02-12 17:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This looks like it's turning into a real all-you-can-eat sausage fest.

____

Thanks a bunch.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2009-02-12 17:54:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This looks like it's turning into a real all-you-can-eat sausage fest.

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-12 17:05:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.


Submitted by FALLEN at 2009-02-12 15:36:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

if you read the reviws from this morning till now, the language is becoming more and more British.
Like Merry Poppins/Bedknobs& Broomsticks style.

pip pip,cherio and wat's all this then?

just an observation,
carry on.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2009-02-12 13:30:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Nein, Betram and red - I am a Yank and do not speak any clicky whatsoever. But I have been known to pull off a decent fake northern English accent.

Submitted by ASO at 2009-02-12 13:18:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I approve of this post.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2009-02-12 13:13:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"That's the name of the game"
"Callin' all freaks now"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I must say this invitation reeks of steel nerves and courage!
You never know WHO might show up...heh and woohoo.

Submitted by experima at 2009-02-12 12:39:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

:)

Submitted by LittleMonster at 2009-02-12 12:30:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

See you on the Saturday, work would never met me out in time to play on the Friday.

Submitted by DeathJester at 2009-02-12 11:50:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

A simple Geography lesson for Berty.

o < Bristol - - - - - - - - - - - - - -^Birmihgham^ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - London > o

Now, my car is shocking. It will not do the journey. It pisses out radiator fluid and requires daily oil topups.

I'm still coming, though. I may have to check rail fairs. Sorry Alex.

Submitted by Replen at 2009-02-12 11:30:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 Royal George. Good solid boozer. Hold your breath if using the toilets though.

Submitted by JoeyG at 2009-02-12 10:41:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I can make the saturday, although I can't get too sloshed, I have a habit of boozing in London, then falling asleep on the train on the way home and waking up in Swansea to some rail guy saying 'end of the line, son'.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2009-02-12 10:16:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Captain Thorns speaks clicky doesn't he?

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-12 10:14:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

CaptainThornes is English?

I thought he was one of those upside down chaps.

Submitted by DaBeast at 2009-02-12 09:02:36 EST (#)
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I am alone in all the world. For I am the sole practictioner of onosology, wherein I can define the characteristics of a person based on an intense study of their ass. Onosology tells us many things. It tells us that Jessica Alba is to be worshipped with the throwing of many wallets and all of our semen. It tells us that porking Sarah Palin would be tantamount to stuffing our dicks into a freezer... a cold, bitter, place for deer jerky and cheap beer. It also tells us that the guy what wrote this... based on onosology, this guy's nothing but large, gurgling ass cheeks flopping in a chilly, puckering breeze.

I need a picture of orphelia's ass. Purely for scientific research purposes, I assure you.


Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2009-02-12 08:58:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sicosemen is not invited.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2009-02-12 08:58:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh SURE. I leg it from my hotel by Euston to Angel last time in 2006, but the one I can't go to this year is AT Euston. Bloody wankers. ^_^

Submitted by rubbermaid at 2009-02-12 08:00:28 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Are you gonna do a reminder post as well?

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-12 07:58:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:49:23 EST (#)
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You might be able to crash at mine, but I can't really confirm until closer the time.

Depends on a few factors, including Jo, but if it all works out, I'll let you know.
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Okay. I can bring a small plastic chair if neccesary.

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-12 07:57:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:49:23 EST (#)
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You might be able to crash at mine, but I can't really confirm until closer the time.

Depends on a few factors, including Jo, but if it all works out, I'll let you know.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2009-02-12 07:49:23 EST (#)
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You might be able to crash at mine, but I can't really confirm until closer the time.

Depends on a few factors, including Jo, but if it all works out, I'll let you know.

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-12 07:48:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That is assuming we stay at your home. I don't want you to feel obligated on my account. If you don't want to go then we shall make other arrangements.

There must be more than one Uberite that lives in London. almost half the population of England lives in that city.

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-12 07:47:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:45:18 EST (#)
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Don't worry about us then, Merlina. We'll park the motor outside your home and leg it the rest of the way.
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okay, facebook message me nearer the time for address - we've moved since the last time you stayed.

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-12 07:45:18 EST (#)
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Don't worry about us then, Merlina. We'll park the motor outside your home and leg it the rest of the way.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-12 07:44:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

DON'T go to merlina's, it's a trap!
Merlina will be all kindness and sweet offering freshly laundered towels and plump pillows with chocolates and full english with toast on the side but then, afterwards, she will just make a post about how you never said thank you or sent her flowers when she started her period!!!

:)

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-12 07:44:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:41:34 EST (#)
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What time would you be wanting to get to the pub on Friday? Whilst it is by no means imperative that we go together, it would be nice to go with someone who knows where they are going and how London works. Getting stumped by the turnstile in the Tube station is the most humiliating experience imaginable.
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Well I'd probably go from work - assuming I'll be working then. But I can meet you somewhere probably...

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-12 07:42:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

berty you should just go in your private chopper.
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Cycling all the way to London would take ages.

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-12 07:41:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Berty don't worry about sleeping bags - I have two double guest rooms.

Don't be expecting a big breakfast again!!!

(although I'll probably do it anyway *sigh*)
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The last thing I want to be is a burden. We can feed ourselves if neccesary.

What time would you be wanting to get to the pub on Friday? Whilst it is by no means imperative that we go together, it would be nice to go with someone who knows where they are going and how London works. Getting stumped by the turnstile in the Tube station is the most humiliating experience imaginable.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-12 07:38:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

berty you should just go in your private chopper.

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-12 07:37:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Berty don't worry about sleeping bags - I have two double guest rooms.

Don't be expecting a big breakfast again!!!

(although I'll probably do it anyway *sigh*)

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-12 07:37:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Not Friday afternoon, Friday evening.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-12 07:37:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

An hour and a half on a friday afternoon? Are you pulling my leg?

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-12 07:35:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Berty, where are you looking for trains? I can find one from my end just over three hours. What are you playing at??
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I'm going to drive there at high velocity. London is 110 miles away from me so I should be able to get there in an hour and a half.

If possible we shall take DJ's car because his windows work. If that happens then we shall drive at a much slower pace and take aprrx 2 & half hours.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-12 07:34:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

you have to sit on me knee whilst i burp you

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-12 07:33:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0

where can i stay? i hear some park is rather splendid, the bathroom facilities, even more so

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-12 07:33:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fair enough Merlina.

Is Bristol near London? Perhaps EI would be able to serve as a backup?

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-12 07:32:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Berty, where are you looking for trains? I can find one from my end just over three hours. What are you playing at??

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2009-02-12 07:32:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

My number was in the facebook invite.

If you can't find it, let me know and I can send it across.

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-12 07:31:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:24:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you Jules. Can I bring Deathjester as well? I kind of need to because he has Satnav and I have no sense of direction.
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Okay the two of you then.. This is IF I go (I'll let you know as soon as I do). But just the Friday night (have plans on Sat)

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-12 07:31:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

If you phone ahead berty, the do arrange to help wheelchair users, if that is your concern.

I went on the train a couple of weeks back and I rather enjoyed slumming it for once, the josling, hustle and bustle, smell of urine. It was fun.

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-12 07:31:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

If I set out on Friday then me and DJ will not arrive until 8 or 9 pm at the earliest. Also we will be blundering out the tube like a pair of bewilderbeast.

This may cause additional delays.

I should probably ask you, Nath, to email me your mobile number. Do not worry; I am far too tight to ever spend my precious minutes prank calling anyone.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-12 07:25:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN!

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-12 07:25:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

berty, a train ticket -return- to euston is 33 english pounds.
that not cheap enough?
if you were to go by car, or my car, chipping in for petrol, parking and any fee would match, if not exceed, that fare
the euston travelodge has double rooms that fri and sat night for 59 pounds, cheaper ones are to be had.
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Public transport? I may be poor but I'm not a loser.

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-12 07:24:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My financial situation is approaching severe poverty, therefore I am dire need of handouts.

Can anyone give me a lift?

Can anyone put me up for the night?

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If I go (hopefully) I should be able to put you up Berty.
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Thank you Jules. Can I bring Deathjester as well? I kind of need to because he has Satnav and I have no sense of direction.

We will have sleeping bags so that we don't leak all over your lovely furniture.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-12 07:19:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

do i? i must have moved from bristol, when did i move, did i follow a russian welder? its possible of course. i like yaks.

is anyone of any interest going on this meet?? apart from Bertio

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2009-02-12 07:19:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hope you all get drunk and someone ends up in A&E.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-12 07:19:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

berty, a train ticket -return- to euston is 33 english pounds.
that not cheap enough?
if you were to go by car, or my car, chipping in for petrol, parking and any fee would match, if not exceed, that fare
the euston travelodge has double rooms that fri and sat night for 59 pounds, cheaper ones are to be had.

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-12 07:19:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-12 07:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My financial situation is approaching severe poverty, therefore I am dire need of handouts.

Can anyone give me a lift?

Can anyone put me up for the night?

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If I go (hopefully) I should be able to put you up Berty.

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-12 07:18:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You live in Harrogate, EI. You have nothing to offer me.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-02-12 07:16:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-12 12:14:15 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

My financial situation is approaching severe poverty, therefore I am dire need of handouts.

Can anyone give me a lift?

Can anyone put me up for the night?
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I put you up for that chinese midget prostitution role in Lethal Weapon 45


you werent interested, last time I offer

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-12 07:14:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

My financial situation is approaching severe poverty, therefore I am dire need of handouts.

Can anyone give me a lift?

Can anyone put me up for the night?


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