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Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2009-02-20 14:56:05 EST
Rating: 1.59 on 42 ratings (42 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

100 things I dislike, the sequel to the highly successful 100 things I like, and brother for life of the as of yet unpublished 100 things that I'm ambiguous about.

1) False advertisements
2) Dinosaurs (Of the living and want to devour me variety)
3) Taking things out of context
4) Exit signs that lead to brick walls.
5) Burglars.
6) Hamburglars
7) Butt pirates
8) Cavalier behavior
9) So called "Behavioral Specialists"
10) The fact that people have entirely the wrong ideas about chivalry. (Under Chivalric rule, you can't rape a woman, unless you kill her husband first, then it's all peaches and cream.....of man.)
11) History has historically been written by those who conquer.
12) There are no new lands of the Earth for me to conquer and set up a dictatorship.
13) Tonga's dashing of my dreams by annexing the micro-nation built by "that guy."
14) Gang mentality.
15) The notion that everyone is a "special and unique." I can name 5 useless people right now.
16) Neo-anything. There's usually nothing new about it. If there is, use your head meat and give it a new name. My vocabulary will thank you.
17) People's misunderstandings regarding sanity. It's entirely relative you know.
18) Doors which have signs that say "One way" but open in both directions.
19) Middle Eastern politics. I'm ready to nuke the holy lands and be done with it.
20) American politics. I'm ready to revolt and be done with it. No taxation without accurate representation.
21) Parasitic Organisms.
22) 2 words: Moon Jaguars. Silent killers which strike from above in slow-motion.
23) Apathy
24) Paper Cuts.
25) The idea that our mentalities are shaped by civilizations of which we know less than we think we know. What would life be like today if not for Rome?
26) Low budget porn. Nobody will believe you're 18 just because you're wearing a cheerleader's uniform. You're not wearing it for long.
27) Turtles, with their smugness inside their cozy, safe shells.
28) Feral cats. Leave my cat's food alone.
29) Hipsters. Next time I see you walking and talking, I'm gonna snatch your newest gadget and throw it into traffic. Go fetch.
30) Gingivitis.
31) Steak Tatar. It's just uncooked hamburger and you aren't fooling anyone.
32) Red Onions. I have no place for you in my salad.
33) News channels. I only need the news once a day, and only the real news, thanks.
34) Ignorance. I'm not blissful about your ignorance at all.
35) "Though we know that god created dinosaurs, we don't know if Jesus rode them, but he probably did!"
36) The pseudo-Afro-Christian cult down the road from me that believes in going "back to Africa." Are you retarded? Ever heard of Liberia?
37) "Do The Right Thing." I don't get it. What kind of statement are you trying to make? Radio Raheem was an asshole.
38) Mondays. Yes, it's cliché, and yes, I'm comfortable with that.
39) Boredom, thus lists like this come in to existence.
40) CGI Animation. Lazy bastards.
41) The abundance of commercials out there these days that don't give you any clue what they're trying to sell. Stop it.
42) Riding behind a slow driver on a gravel/dirt road.
43) Winter.
44) China. I don't like you, your terracotta warriors, or your policies of selling us cheaply manufactured, poisonous, exploitative crap. Fuck your wall.
45) Partisan Politics and a 2 party system.
46) How difficult it is to come up with 100 things I dislike. This should be easier.
47) Marital fights. We can get downright vicious.
48) The state of Alabama. All of it.
49) Eskimos. Learn to adapt to a new environment and I guarantee your lives will improve.
50) Halfway points that take a half-day to reach.
51) The ocean. That's right, fuck you, you big blue watery mass. We can't drink you, you harbor things that eat us, and you take up too much space. You want us dead.
52) Cults of personality, regardless of the person.
53) Russia. I still don't trust you, and never will.
54) Platypi- How do I pluralize your name? What's your purpose here on earth? You just don't fit in with your poisonous egg laying mammal-like selves.
55) Morality laws and sin taxes. I don't go to your church, and don't adhere to your rules.
56) Georgia Sheriffs. Find something better to do with your time than harassing me for $.
57) The current economy.
58) People who're only famous for being famous. You've contributed nothing, congrats.
59) Pine trees. I can't explain this one at all.
60) Clowns, which require no explanation.
61) Mimes. Which deserve their own number and level of hell.
62) Microbial life. Sorry Great Grandfather x 1 billion. You usually try to kill me now, and I feel like I hardly know you anymore.
63) The return of boxy looking cars. Why?
64) Renal calculi.
65) Unnecessary use of Latin by the medical community when explaining things to patients.
66) Smog.
67) The appalling lack of decent radio stations in Atlanta.
68) The lack of inspiration I've had recently.
69) Sweet-gums and Boxwoods. Why won't you die already?
70) Big fish in little ponds.
71) The word "fetid." It even sounds nasty.
72) Intentional misspellings in business names. "Kozy Kitchen" or "Karz R Us" I hate you both, so very, very much that I can't put it into words. Probably because a lifetime of reading you has rendered me stupid.
73) (Fill in the blank here and you can play too.)
74) Having different sizes and types of toner and ink cartridges. Why can't you standardize the system so we don't need to write down 5 different product codes when we order office supplies?
75) 3 quarter markers. Who marks in quarters? Everyone. Know why? God-damned Romans again.
76) "____________-Americans" Pick an identity and stick with it.
77) My neighbor's second story window that overlooks my first floor bathroom.
78) Feral cats. Quit fighting at 3 am with my cats! I need sleep!
79) My neighborhood's roaming dogs. The bastards ate my rabbits and tear up trash because the sheriff's office is too busy bothering me for $ to enforce leash laws.
Fluffy the poodle won't be so cute in a flattened state.
80) My neighbors (mostly). HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SPAYING/NEUTERING?
81) Head Start. We had it when we were young too, but it was private, they called it pre-school, and you learned things there.
82) No Child Left Behind. Who came up with this idea?
83) "Eco-Friendly" toilet paper. WTF? It's paper, that you wipe shit with. It doesn't get much more eco friendly than that.
84) Heavily chlorinated water. I'll drink you, but I don't have to like you.
85) My office's bathroom. I don't want to be able to hear the inside of my co-worker's stomachs, but I can.
86) Blind adherence to laws. You're letting a murderer go free because the gun with fingerprints on it wasn't filed away correctly? Really?
87) Dogmatism.
88) -Ism's in general for that matter. Except for prisms, you guys are alright.
89) Doctor's with un-pronounceable names. I respect your culture, but can't I just call you Dr. Raj for short?
90) Being 10 numbers short of finishing and the well is running dry.
91) Gnats. #1, what asshole named you that? #2, my nose isn't your new home.
92) Israel. You're not special, and you're just making the world worse for everyone.
93) The sadness I experienced on the day I realized that God wasn't looking out for me specifically.
94) People who try to bring others down just because they're down.
95) Game shows.
96) Reality Television.
97) I'm almost finished and I've finally caught my second wind of hate.
98) Oops, it's gone again.
99) 80's hairstyles. 70's too for that matter. Fuck it, the notion of "style" in itself is worthy of my hate.
100) ___________________ "Whaddya got?"


As an adjunct to this list, here is another list, of people who are just plain awesome. If you're not on this list, you should want to be.

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I waited all night in the corner for the Moon Jaguars to attack. Turns out they were daytime hunters.jpg
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2009-02-23 12:41:13 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-02-23 05:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

thank god I didn't make your list
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You just did by commenting, dumbass.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2009-02-23 05:37:06 EST (#)
Rating: -2

thank god I didn't make your list

Submitted by Falafel at 2009-02-23 00:29:37 EST (#)
Rating: 1

16) Neo-anything. There's usually nothing new about it. If there is, use your head meat and give it a new name. My vocabulary will thank you.
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I'm afraid that would involve neologisms.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-22 17:32:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I am sorry to hear the sad news of your ferrets demise.

*sad*

Submitted by LittleMonster at 2009-02-22 11:18:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You look like a stoned russle crowe

Good effort!

Submitted by shadow at 2009-02-21 18:15:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

73) Flatmates/roommates. There is no such creature as a good flatmate, just varying shades of worthless asshole.

Submitted by lungfish at 2009-02-21 16:51:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The Hamurglar would make my list. And the Wiggles. And Keanu Reeves. Al Gore, too. What a tool.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2009-02-21 16:20:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hey, I made a list.

Submitted by TheGoat at 2009-02-21 10:22:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Certified: Awesome.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2009-02-21 10:18:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm going to sit down and do one of these sometime maybe.

Reminds me of this post

http://www.ubersite.com/m/82824 - I think it was spawned because some alter was spamming and causing drama, but there are some good lists in there.

And I think you're pretty awesome, too.

Submitted by Doodles at 2009-02-21 10:16:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Doodles (user info) 22 on 15 = 1.47

WOO-HOO

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2009-02-21 09:07:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I hate hamburglars too.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2009-02-21 08:15:47 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-21 07:57:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SHOW US YOUR FERRETS!
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Sadly it's ferret (singular) now. Samson the male ferret died in January of Thyroid Cancer. I had to put him down, which sucked. Leeloo the female ferret is alive and well, and didn't seem to miss him at all.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-02-21 07:57:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

SHOW US YOUR FERRETS!

I just love red onion, turtles, low budget porn and boxy cars.

I can send some picures that might spark inspiration but are likely to be of me in said low budget porn.

Well, I can't even begin to explain the guilt I feel now that I forgot you on my list and I appear on yours twice.

I miss orph. I'd like to shag him but I miss his writing.

You'll get your mojo back, stay patient.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2009-02-21 07:54:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-20 16:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Incidently, how much cheeba did you smoke before this pic?
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None, I don't smoke or drink before handling firearms, or weapons of any type for that matter. That can only lead to bad things, like the scars on my wrist and forehead.

Submitted by experima at 2009-02-20 17:31:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2009-02-20 17:17:31 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by rob_berg at 2009-02-20 17:03:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2


I agree with a large portion of that list.

Submitted by AJ at 2009-02-20 16:58:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Made the list!

Submitted by beeltea at 2009-02-20 16:57:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Yozz at 2009-02-20 16:56:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Man, Don't cha hate it when you ain't go no weed
It seems about tha time you really feel tha need
To get high, get full, you know get blasted
Keep ya singin' tha high it really lasted
Rollin' around tryin' not to get stopped
By tha boyz tha pigs you know tha cops
Pull into one spot to see what they're all about
Suckers noddin' their head, tellin' you they're all out
You go back to tha crib, Pick up tha telephone
You tried everybody so I guess I'll call Tone
Cause I can buy it O.Z. or go buy dime
I get cash for it or I can get it on time
It really makes no difference long as I get lit
Roll it in my Zig Zag take a big bone hit
Cause after tha bud, My rhymes start flowin'
Never gettin' short uh uh, The always knowin'
I'm maxin', relaxin', but never taxin'
No need for you to keep on askin'
If It is It, If tha Shit is tha Shit
Cause when it comes to smokin' cheeba
You know my shit is legit
Your tha student, And I'm tha teacher
I'm not a minister, reverend or preacher
So excuse me while I call time
Cause I'm gonna take a few hitz
in tha middle of this rhyme.....

Submitted by sandmantate at 2009-02-20 16:56:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I made a list

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2009-02-20 16:47:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Incidently, how much cheeba did you smoke before this pic?

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2009-02-20 16:46:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I agree with some of these.

Submitted by lostnphound at 2009-02-20 16:42:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Indeed.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2009-02-20 16:42:10 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-20 16:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh holy hell i could not read all that. and then i scrolled down and saw all the ratings and the names and felt bad and stuff.
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Yar, whar be my pirate hat?

and Haiku, yeah, that about sums it up.

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2009-02-20 16:38:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

59) Pine trees. I can't explain this one at all.
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I can.

I enjoy trees that I can climb easily, pine trees do not fall under this category.

I enjoy trees that I can sit under without having to use giant scissors, pine trees do not fall under this category either.

I enjoy trees that are different from the ones I see every damn day dotting hills, mountains, and parking lot outside of alberston's, pine trees do not...fuck pine trees.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2009-02-20 16:35:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

made a list...snoogins.

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2009-02-20 16:26:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

oh holy hell i could not read all that. and then i scrolled down and saw all the ratings and the names and felt bad and stuff.

Submitted by simple_catalyst at 2009-02-20 16:17:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2009-02-20 15:52:50 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-20 15:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

damn name drop!
and I had a real witty remark about "Dimitri Martin wanting his act back" and everything.
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Yup, it was a trick.

Dimitri Martin...is talented, but I think his show is kinda lame and he should probably stick to standup with the occasional special.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2009-02-20 15:48:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

damn name drop!
and I had a real witty remark about "Dimitri Martin wanting his act back" and everything.

Submitted by scourge at 2009-02-20 15:38:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i should probably have have given you a better overall rating than that. for the next little while i'll +2 whatever you post, even if it's cack, to make up for that.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2009-02-20 15:38:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 namedrop, and I'm with you an more than a few items on your list. Particularly the political and economically-themed items.

Submitted by Yozz at 2009-02-20 15:25:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Multiple Choice Review:

A: "15) The notion that everyone is a "special and unique." I can name 5 useless people right now." I made a list!

B: No red onions? Pussy.

C: Afraid of the Moon Jaguars? Pussy.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2009-02-20 15:21:09 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-02-20 15:16:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

And you're still ambiguously gay.
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Do you have any idea what you're saying? If that's an insult, you're retarded.

And you're still a fat waste of space. I'm taking back my +2 from your last post.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-02-20 15:20:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I MADE ANOTHER LIST!

Submitted by dangerdude at 2009-02-20 15:16:03 EST (#)
Rating: -2

And you're still ambiguously gay.

Submitted by dangerdude at 2009-02-20 15:15:35 EST (#)
Rating: -2

How dare you repost? My -2 will be counted you fascist!


Die

Submitted by rubbermaid at 2009-02-20 15:03:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I am pretty fuggin' awesome

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2009-02-20 14:57:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

DON'T DO IT, MAN! YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO LIVE FOR!

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-02-20 14:57:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

thats the one...


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