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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2009-02-21 20:44:27 EST
Rating: 1.34 on 25 ratings (25 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

That's a lie, but fuck it. Sometimes you just don't have a title.

I fucking hate adverts. These people basically get paid to ruin my TV watching experience. I don’t mind the odd one or two that are funny or interesting, but when you try to be funny and fuck it up to an epic degree, how the ever living hell did you get paid? Fuck these people. I don’t buy badly advertised shit just to make a point. Cravendale Milk costs twice the price and doesn’t support local farms (of which South East London isn’t exactly famous), but my god do they have good adverts. Why the hell wouldn’t I support them? It’s good, it works. Fuck them.

Now Distraction’s started. If you haven’t seen it, it’s a bunch of fucking idiots who don’t seem to understand the point of the show, which is to humiliate them and destroy any prizes they win.

Fuck them. Except this ones got a pretty cool stoner dude who doesn’t seem to be able read name tags or really understand where he is. And there’s an eight foot pumped motherfucker, who just fell to the ground when they shocked him. I think it just woke the stoner up. Now the pumped up pimp dude is crying.

It’s awesome.

My normal ratio with tobacco is 40/60. Tonight I’ve pretty much gone 75/25, hence me stumbling around blindly on the internet, because I ate all the sweets I had. Which were natural confectionary. Which have amazing adverts (“Bring on the trumpets”). Which is why I fucking brought them. Because I want to see more of those adverts.

But as I was saying, because I’ve been going higher and sober and totally relaxed, I’ve hit a comfortable mellow where I feel I can say whatever the fuck I want on here. Which I’ve pretty much done.

Except listen to Shinedown. They rock.

Now they’re towel whipping the stoner dude and he’s fucked. And the pimping asshole got eliminated for being shit.



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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey at 2009-02-26 15:47:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I have to say, Nath. I stop lurking for a month or two and you come back?

I'm trying not to take it personally....

Submitted by Berty at 2009-02-23 04:40:51 EST (#)
Rating: 1

After a while you get used to the internet. I don't even see the pictures of cats or the stoner posts. All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead.

Submitted by ghostofbubba at 2009-02-22 20:05:59 EST (#)
Rating: 1

TWARENCE. dprk/ / / / no spell. . .


Submitted by TLawrence at 2009-02-22 15:59:31 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by ghostofbubba at 2009-02-22 15:42:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2




Submitted by ghostofbubba at 2009-02-22 15:40:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by RoadSong at 2009-02-22 15:22:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"..I've hit a comfortable mellow where I feel I can say whatever the fuck I want on here. Which I've pretty much done."

Yep.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2009-02-22 15:11:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I don't understand why people put tobacco in their joints. It's just not right. It's not even techincally getting high - it's just an extra special cigarette.

Submitted by experima at 2009-02-22 13:53:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Replen at 2009-02-22 13:17:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JoeyG at 2009-02-22 06:35:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Trumpets FTW.

Submitted by Istaros at 2009-02-22 01:08:27 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Shinedown, LOL. one of the candidates for worst current band.

Submitted by registerme at 2009-02-22 00:13:24 EST (#)
Rating: 1

ther is always some tit with a stupid comment!?! WHY!?? who actually enjoys the stupid
shitty adverts (there should be an advert check before they are aired and the decision
if they should be played or not should be made). Im talking to you beeltea! Who gives
a fuck if the enable you to watch the programs you want! if the adverts shit it does ruin
your viewing experience! n e way rant over.

Submitted by Crystle at 2009-02-21 23:51:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

are we all still camping, or am I too late?

Submitted by Snark at 2009-02-21 23:42:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I've been fortunate enough to see Godsmack in a club in LA before they signed years ago and Rob Zombie a year later, both were excellent experiences.

Submitted by beeltea at 2009-02-21 22:08:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

have you ever thought that those people actually enable your television watching experience?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2009-02-21 21:46:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well, you aren't the only one. Several dudes in the pit looked at me askance.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2009-02-21 21:45:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

And Sully from Godsmack is very talented.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2009-02-21 21:44:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Got to be honest, it wasn't so much the taste, but more the act, that made me feel uncomfortable.

But if it's all part of a larger scale stalking system, then of course it's acceptable, if not encouraged.

He always seems like a nice guy. Just wish he'd give up directing

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2009-02-21 21:42:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I love Rob. You just don't understand. If I was going to be a celebrity stalker, I'd stalk Rob.

If it makes you feel more at ease, his sweat didn't taste all that bad. Not too salty or funky. It was like licking the condensation off of a glass of ice water.


See, this a perk of having a boyfriend in the production and sound industry. I can get down into the pit and sometimes, backstage.

I've met Rob Zombie. He's a very soft spoken, polite guy in real life.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2009-02-21 21:35:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

As awesome as that gig sounds (Godsmack are incredible) I'd feel a bit odd seeing a women second-hand lick Rob Zombie.

Submitted by ghostofbubba at 2009-02-21 21:32:14 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Serious dogshit. . . . . .

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2009-02-21 21:32:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I saw Shinedown in concert. They were a part of a triple header. Shinedown, Rob Zombie, and Godsmack. Shinedown does indeed RAWK!

I was in the pit. Yes, an old woman like me was down in the pit, and having a grand time too.

Anyway, I was right up against the stage. Rob Zombie was kneeling down, growling into his mic. I reached up and touched his forearm.







Then I licked my hand.



Good times. Good times.

Submitted by maiorano84 at 2009-02-21 21:20:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2


+2 Shinedown

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2009-02-21 20:51:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

The stoner won. Good lad


First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun
of the way I talk -- probably -- now he steals my right to raise a
disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well, that's it!

-- Homer Simpson
Two Bad Neighbors