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The BOSH Man! TRAVELS INTO OUTER SPACE! ..AGAIN!!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2009-03-24 18:15:40 EDT
Rating: 1.44 on 28 ratings (28 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

The other day I spat on scruggs til he puked up his soul. I wasn’t aware that this was possible, but after 4 hours of spitting all the saliva my mouth could produce onto him, I watched it happen.

Spitting on Scruggs isn’t really anything new, so he pretty much ignored me for the duration. Closing in on the end of the 4th hour, still showing no acknowledgement of me spitting on him, he lurched violently (and quite audibly) and sure as shit barfed up his soul. I seen it happen.

You must understand that this is probably the coolest thing that’s ever happened to anyone, I know I was impressed.

I gave Scruggs’ soul a high five and PBR

“Dude that was really bosh, I didn’t know I could make Scruggs puke up his soul”

“Fuckin A its about fuckin time, that guy is a fuck ..lets go tag team his mom”

“Shotgun anus!”

We fucked the soul out of scruggs’ mom and then threw a pretty gnarly party. There were knife throwing competitions, milk-shitting contests, and a petting zoo. Scruggs decided to eat his own puke in order to get his soul back, which worked somehow.

The kid who knows everything came out of left field wearing a space suit. I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.

“Hey Kid man, did you know you could spit on Scruggs til he pukes out his own soul?”

“…”

“Oh, right. Why didn’t you tell me?!”

“Some things you just have to learn on your own, Bosh Man, and I applaud you. Listen, I just came from outer space where that Leprechaun from ‘Leprechaun 4: In Space’ is throwing the most radical bash the galaxy has ever seen. Go get your jet pack”

“FUCKIN YEA, OK!”

“Who won the milk-shitting contest?”

“Rush Limbaugh”

“Ok, bring him too.. and the knife throwing contest?”

“The blue guy from Contra”

“well obviously he’s invited, and what is the most bosh animal in the petting zoo?”

“My pet Megalodon, of course”

“cool …wait, you put your pet Megalodon in the petting zoo? That’s fucking awesome”

”fuckin a”

I rounded up the troops and fueled up my moped. My moped has wings and can travel through the atmosphere. Did I mention that? Well it can.

And away we went, off to fight the good fight in outer space and get into all kinds of freaky shit. But I won’t bore you with that.


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Submitted by firefly at 2009-03-25 20:11:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Cyrus at 2009-03-25 17:34:49 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

That's amazing

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2009-03-25 13:15:36 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Dude, thats SHITE!

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2009-03-25 12:52:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Not the boshest, but it'll due.

Submitted by TLawrence at 2009-03-25 12:31:04 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2009-03-25 12:05:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2009-03-25 11:44:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

BOSH-Scaggs

Submitted by scourge at 2009-03-25 11:11:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

all i hear is blah blah blah

Submitted by whiskey_jack at 2009-03-25 06:05:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I say this out of bro love(the deepest of all nonsexual loves), but this was meh. Seemed almost like someone not so Bosh tried to write a Bosh post. Or like the true Bosher had the flu. I suggest drinking more OJ. Nothing cures better than a tall glass of convicted felon ex-football player.



...personally I like it with a lemon twist. Shaken.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2009-03-25 03:57:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Three words got you this +2

Milk

Shitting

Contests

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2009-03-25 01:45:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It seems like your smoking alot less these days

Submitted by TuTs at 2009-03-24 23:51:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Are you ten?

Submitted by RoadSong at 2009-03-24 23:18:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"..There were knife throwing competitions,.."
~~~~~~~~~~
You know it!

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2009-03-24 22:08:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by pandora at 2009-03-24 21:49:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+1 leprechauns in outer space
+1 megalodon


Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2009-03-24 21:43:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Wildman at 2009-03-24 21:30:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Chuck Norris used Meagodon fins to bitch-slap tyrannosaurs rex's

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2009-03-24 21:22:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fuck Scruggs.

Submitted by Sinistral at 2009-03-24 20:49:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

what is your favorite BOSH post? i wanna show you to some friends.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2009-03-24 20:22:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Also (unrelated): if you're still in the same job you were a while ago, I have a question.

skrapmetal.at.ratpackcycles.com

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2009-03-24 20:21:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

*fascinated*

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2009-03-24 20:19:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

BOSH MAN! stories are among my favorite Uber things.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2009-03-24 19:29:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm going spearfishing this arvo off the heads and I can now reassure myself that, whenever i think about sharks, i can say "Well, at least it's not a FUCKING MEGALODON JESUS FUCK THAT THING IS TERRIFYING!"

Submitted by Ballare at 2009-03-24 19:08:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Go get your jetpack

Submitted by kaos-king at 2009-03-24 18:55:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


My Dead Zombie Christ, this was so fucking BOSH...



Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2009-03-24 18:44:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Big Shark

Submitted by SkullBiter at 2009-03-24 18:34:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Milk shitting contests..

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2009-03-24 18:24:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wow dude.


I guess Bart's not to blame. He's lucky, too, because it's spanking
season, and I got a hankering for some spankering!

-- Homer Simpson
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