The BOSH Man! TRAVELS INTO OUTER SPACE! ..AGAIN!!Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2009-03-24 18:15:40 EDT
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The other day I spat on scruggs til he puked up his soul. I wasn’t aware that this was possible, but after 4 hours of spitting all the saliva my mouth could produce onto him, I watched it happen.
Spitting on Scruggs isn’t really anything new, so he pretty much ignored me for the duration. Closing in on the end of the 4th hour, still showing no acknowledgement of me spitting on him, he lurched violently (and quite audibly) and sure as shit barfed up his soul. I seen it happen.
You must understand that this is probably the coolest thing that’s ever happened to anyone, I know I was impressed.
I gave Scruggs’ soul a high five and PBR
“Dude that was really bosh, I didn’t know I could make Scruggs puke up his soul”
“Fuckin A its about fuckin time, that guy is a fuck ..lets go tag team his mom”
We fucked the soul out of scruggs’ mom and then threw a pretty gnarly party. There were knife throwing competitions, milk-shitting contests, and a petting zoo. Scruggs decided to eat his own puke in order to get his soul back, which worked somehow.
The kid who knows everything came out of left field wearing a space suit. I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.
“Hey Kid man, did you know you could spit on Scruggs til he pukes out his own soul?”
“Oh, right. Why didn’t you tell me?!”
“Some things you just have to learn on your own, Bosh Man, and I applaud you. Listen, I just came from outer space where that Leprechaun from ‘Leprechaun 4: In Space’ is throwing the most radical bash the galaxy has ever seen. Go get your jet pack”
“FUCKIN YEA, OK!”
“Who won the milk-shitting contest?”
“Ok, bring him too.. and the knife throwing contest?”
“The blue guy from Contra”
“well obviously he’s invited, and what is the most bosh animal in the petting zoo?”
“My pet Megalodon, of course”
“cool …wait, you put your pet Megalodon in the petting zoo? That’s fucking awesome”
I rounded up the troops and fueled up my moped. My moped has wings and can travel through the atmosphere. Did I mention that? Well it can.
And away we went, off to fight the good fight in outer space and get into all kinds of freaky shit. But I won’t bore you with that.