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Dunko (and some blurry pictures...maybe)

Submitted by Ducky at 2009-04-19 21:26:34 EDT
Rating: 1.76 on 49 ratings (49 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

CATAL wrote a story about a man named Dunko http://www.ubersite.com/m/121898

…a stupid name yes, and also the name of a game played by school aged kids in Korea. I first saw it on a walk home from the school. There was a school-aged boy on his bike, another standing and riding on the back, and a third running behind them trying to jam his finger up the standing boy’s bum. It was one of the strangest things I had ever seen. Was that boy actually trying to stick his fingers up that other boys bum??? Surely not. That would just be absurd.

Of course he was.

In this game, the attacker will take his hands and place them together…like making a gun with your hands, and attempt to ram the two pointed fingers up the victims butt. If this is successful, the attacker screams “DUNKO!!!!” …and follows up by laughing hysterically. I worked in a kindergarten, so most of my students had not heard of this “game”. However, some of them had older siblings, and knew it quite well. Every foreign teacher at that school, at one point or another, had been subjected to the dreaded Dunko.

Boundaries in Korea are quite different than they are in Canada and the US – I understand that…cultural differences and all…but if you want to hear my teacher voice, a 5 year old sneaking up to play Dunko will do it. Instantly. It will also cause an involuntary shriek, and unleash a torrent of verbal diarrhea concerning things that are appropriate and things that most certainly are NOT…which isn’t very effective considering that these are 5 year olds who speak almost 0 english.

***I have made a shitty photo montage in paint…I had never used it before and the resizing has made everything blurry, but I tried. It looks like it was made by a 3 year old…so if it doesn’t attach properly consider yourselves lucky.

Happy Sunday Uber.


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Submitted by haikumikoo at 2009-04-23 01:38:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

If I give you a +2 will you tell me how sitting in vagina stew is?

I would simply like to know what one thinks when one realizes one is stewing in vaginas, is all.

Submitted by TLawrence at 2009-04-22 05:26:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-04-22 03:44:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-21 20:43:41 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-21 00:52:35 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-21 02:01:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 0


Emission: No thank you...I have this great life plan of dying alone with lots of cats...I can't deviate from the plan
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God Dammit Ducky!! How close am i to wooing you?
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On a scale of what? My woo-scale is broken. It has been for years.
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You are a cynical young woman Ducky. I have my pride you know!















just about, now come on and let EI woo you

Submitted by TheBrad at 2009-04-21 21:45:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-04-20 15:56:49 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-04-20 14:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-20 09:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-04-20 04:05:44 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the picture of the snake eating a vagina
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...Oh. My. God.

Submitted by Ducky at 2009-04-21 15:43:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-21 00:52:35 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-21 02:01:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 0


Emission: No thank you...I have this great life plan of dying alone with lots of cats...I can't deviate from the plan
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God Dammit Ducky!! How close am i to wooing you?
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On a scale of what? My woo-scale is broken. It has been for years.


Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2009-04-21 13:43:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Yozz at 2009-04-21 11:23:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I didn't rate this?

Tsk tsk.

So sorry.

Submitted by Toddler at 2009-04-21 09:15:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Eye raping image quality.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-04-21 03:52:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-21 02:01:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 0


Emission: No thank you...I have this great life plan of dying alone with lots of cats...I can't deviate from the plan
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God Dammit Ducky!! How close am i to wooing you?

Submitted by shadow at 2009-04-20 21:23:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Huh.

I need to go to sleep, thanks for reminding me.

Submitted by Ducky at 2009-04-20 21:06:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

OML does it show?

*beams*


...


Hey wait a second!

Submitted by SullyThePirate at 2009-04-20 21:04:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Too much MS Paint skillz, I'm jealous. Clearly you've taken a course or two in college for it.

Submitted by Ducky at 2009-04-20 21:03:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I am sorry that my artists rendering of a woodtick has vagina-like qualities.

Submitted by Ducky at 2009-04-20 21:01:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Sico: My name is not Whitney.

Emission: No thank you...I have this great life plan of dying alone with lots of cats...I can't deviate from the plan.

Fey: Mozza sticks....mmmmm

Ballare: I'm not winking a wink...more thom yorke than adorable, but thank you.

Submitted by Ballare at 2009-04-20 19:48:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I like that one of your eyes is a little squintier than the other in that picture? It's super adorable asymmetry I think! It's like you're winking a wink but then the shutter went off too quick.

Submitted by reginajacks at 2009-04-20 19:10:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

it appears there are some people on the internet who have never seen a vagina

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2009-04-20 18:56:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-04-20 14:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-20 09:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-04-20 04:05:44 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the picture of the snake eating a vagina
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...Oh. My. God.

Submitted by simple_catalyst at 2009-04-20 18:52:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

that is the worst drawing of a tick ever.

i thought you were holding a vagina in your hand for a moment.

Submitted by Crystle at 2009-04-20 17:07:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

d'oh. Meant to say: massively cute picture of you

Submitted by Crystle at 2009-04-20 17:06:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile at 2009-04-20 16:54:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

people should be required to eat at least one meal of nothing but bacon, cheese, and chocolate milk every day

Submitted by messmind at 2009-04-20 14:46:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-08 00:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Love it.
Love it.
Love it.


Hmmmmm. Cheese.

Submitted by Fey at 2009-04-20 14:22:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ooh! I was going to try and bond with you by telling you about the deep-fried breadcrumbed mozarella sticks you can buy in Sweden. Oooh! And halloumi! Cheese is my friend!

Submitted by Fey at 2009-04-20 14:21:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was lovely and I had a billion other things to say but I forgot them by the time I'd read my way up through other people's reviews.

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2009-04-20 14:04:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-20 09:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-04-20 04:05:44 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the picture of the snake eating a vagina
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...Oh. My. God.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2009-04-20 11:21:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

500 Helens agree indeed. I daresay even 1000 would have a difficult time contesting this.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2009-04-20 10:29:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm going to need you to measure your nipples (length only, is important) and tell me if your name is Whitney.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2009-04-20 10:23:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

For all those that don't know me,
My name is Jeffrey Wellman, I am 18 years old, I been on ubersite for about over 2 years.
I like messing around with computers and playing computer games. I live in a state that keeps on fucking with the weather and the gas prices are jacked every day for no damn reason. My favorite food is cheese.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-04-20 10:02:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I wish to make babies with you.

Submitted by scourge at 2009-04-20 09:58:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-04-20 07:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the picture of the snake eating a vagina

Submitted by Ducky at 2009-04-20 09:50:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-04-20 04:05:44 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the picture of the snake eating a vagina
_______________________________________________

...Oh. My. God.

Submitted by Ducky at 2009-04-20 09:48:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-04-20 06:43:36 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your silly font makes esses look like exes!
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I know. I'm sorry.

Submitted by Ballare at 2009-04-20 09:43:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Your silly font makes esses look like exes!

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2009-04-20 08:57:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Also you look like this girl I fingered in high school. She didn't have really large tits but she had nipples that were long and for whatever reason, I like long nipples.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2009-04-20 08:55:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

D U C K Y

Submitted by Sage at 2009-04-20 08:55:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That's the NAME of the game.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2009-04-20 08:14:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You look like you were the victim of a frying pan attack on your face. Whoever keeps beating you with a frying pan, tell them to switch up to a wok.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2009-04-20 07:11:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Under normal circumstances, I'd call bullshit on this Dunko business. But then I remember that Asian people are really, really, REALLY strange. So I believe you. 100%.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2009-04-20 07:05:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for the picture of the snake eating a vagina

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar at 2009-04-20 03:29:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'll read this later.

+2 for referencing me and linking to my post

Submitted by JonnyX at 2009-04-19 23:03:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

@

Submitted by lungfish at 2009-04-19 22:36:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ps, fondling is not a chemical.

Submitted by lungfish at 2009-04-19 22:26:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I have kind of a fucked-up screen. That, in combination with your blurry pics, made me read, "Testes like chemicals." "Do testes like chemicals?" I thought. "I don't think my testes like chemicals, but how would I know if they did? And really, just about everything is a chemical, except those things that are not...like dreams and ectoplasm and concepts like existentialism and fear of spiders...and sleepwalking. Bunch of other shit, too. What the fuck is she on about?" Then I saw that cute picture of you, or, that picture of cute you, and I thought, "Testes quandary be damned. Plus 2."

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2009-04-19 22:17:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2



Submitted by sandmantate at 2009-04-19 22:03:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Interesting

Submitted by rob_berg at 2009-04-19 22:01:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Cheese IS awesome.

Submitted by kaos-king at 2009-04-19 21:50:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


HAHAHA!!! This was great...



Submitted by skrapmetal at 2009-04-19 21:46:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I liked it for the blurry pix and the font that makes the "s" look like an "x". But you get a preemptive +2 for "500 Helens Agree". KITH FTW.

Submitted by Ducky at 2009-04-19 21:34:48 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Kirk: One day your wife is making you your favorite meal, the next day
you're thawin'a hot dog in a gas station sink.

Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.

A Milhouse Divided