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Submitted by Merlina at 2009-06-10 13:41:46 EDT
Rating: 1.09 on 38 ratings (38 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

..........I have a taxi booked to turn up at 2am to take me to Luton Airport (its 6.30pm now). From there I will be flying to the Greek Island of Zakynthos for 7 scorching days (37 degrees Fahrenheit - about 100 degrees Centigrade) and 7 cocktail filled nights.

My suitcase is packed and sitting in the hallway with various bikinis, sunglasses, passport...

I CAN’T FECKING WAIT.

Yammas baby!


Totally unrelated cartoon to follow...


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Submitted by Merlina at 2009-06-20 02:58:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

oh such childish retaliation..

hahaha

Submitted by iambetteratit at 2009-06-19 21:41:20 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Can you put me on some list that the hospital calls when you die of ugly... because i would enjoy eviscerating your corpse. lolkthxbye

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-06-19 02:39:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-06-11 09:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Say hello to Thetis for me if you see her.
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I saw the statue of Hermes.. and the temple of Zeus..

Went to the Olympic birthplace on the Greek mainland - it was awesome.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2009-06-17 01:00:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FalconPEACE (user info) at 2009-06-10 10:48:00 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2009-06-11 14:17:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I don't know if you tried emailing or not but i realised well after posting my email address that I entered it wrong so just in case thought i should drop you a note... the correct address is brdn_nkd.at.yahoo.com

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2009-06-11 09:53:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Say hello to Thetis for me if you see her.

Submitted by pandora at 2009-06-10 20:27:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-10 14:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think FalconPEACE is Sico just being a cunt.

You heard it here first.
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But Sico would've said the same thing as "sicosemen". I don't get why people have multiple accounts for no reason. Oh wait, to +2 themselves, I forgot.

I hope you have a fun trip, Merlina! Greece is gorgeous. Please post some pics!


Submitted by Ballare at 2009-06-10 17:51:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hooray for you, either way! I am also in need of a vacation, Greece will be lovely I think

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-06-10 17:46:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-06-10 17:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

37 degrees Fahrenheit - about 100 degrees Centigrade?!

good lord for your sake I dearly hope not!!
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Er...yes, got that round the wrong way. 37 C, 100 F.

Its now 10.44pm - only 3 hours 15 mins to go...

Damn I want to go to sleep...

Submitted by Ballare at 2009-06-10 17:39:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

37 degrees Fahrenheit - about 100 degrees Centigrade?!

good lord for your sake I dearly hope not!!

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-06-10 17:28:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-06-10 17:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

after you've gone, with the herd, to; shipwreck beach, cave bar and the logger-head site, go to: amoud
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haha - don't worry - been there before - won't being doing the shipwreck again. Will be lots of reading and relaxing. Will be having an adventurous holiday in September..

Submitted by joedaddy at 2009-06-10 17:20:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

after you've gone, with the herd, to; shipwreck beach, cave bar and the logger-head site, go to: amoudi

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-06-10 17:05:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Got it, inion. Expect to see a postcard next week!

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-06-10 16:37:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

irishmerlina.at.yahoo.com

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2009-06-10 16:36:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

uh... what's your email? you don't have to send it from greece. i mean you could just stick a stamp on it when you get back home, or wait til november or something.

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-06-10 16:35:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

oh I'm rubbish at sending postcards. And I don't have your address...

Send me your address to my yahoo and I'll make the effort..

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2009-06-10 16:32:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

.....

postcard?

Submitted by rob_berg at 2009-06-10 15:55:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-06-10 14:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Good for you. Don't get sunburned etc.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2009-06-10 15:47:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Have fun and take LOTS of photos!

Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow at 2009-06-10 15:36:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

As you wish!

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2009-06-10 15:24:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Enjoy the vaca. Drink a little too much. Take a few pictures you can make FG the more anfryjelus with.

I have taken four days off in the past two weeks. I spent them toiling in the yard and lanai. Not 'vacation' in any sense.

Submitted by Snark at 2009-06-10 14:55:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Enjoy.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2009-06-10 14:54:19 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Good for you. Don't get sunburned etc.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2009-06-10 14:47:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sage at 2009-06-10 14:40:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I think FalconPEACE is Sico just being a cunt.

You heard it here first.

Submitted by Sage at 2009-06-10 14:38:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by WiKi at 2009-06-10 14:28:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Cyanide & Happiness, Auto +2 (:

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2009-06-10 14:12:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I want a vacation... i have mixed feelings right now cause i've been waiting for summer to come (still not here really... 60F in mid JUNE?! but I'm cruising to bahamas in oct and am looking forward to my first real vacation in a long time.... two weeks without work... beautiful.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-06-10 14:06:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-10 19:00:22 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

I NEED A VACATION.

I HAVE HAD ONE (1) IN THE LAST EIGHT YEARS.

THAT IS NOT SUFFICIENT.

NO WONDER I WANT TO KILL PEOPLE SO FREQUENTLY.
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calm down, pee wee

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-06-10 14:06:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-10 13:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Boring, bloggish, dull, irritating, -2 worthy, self loving post but I don't CARE, because...


+2
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*HUGS*

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-06-10 14:03:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Actually scourge - the girl that is coming with me hasn't been on holiday for 9 years.. I go about two or three times a year. I have to..

Submitted by Merlina at 2009-06-10 14:02:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by FalconPEACE (user info) at 2009-06-10 13:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And be absolutely certain that no one, and I mean no one wants to see your old, wrinkly, ugly, mutton jowls in a bikini.
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I would SO not wear a bikini if I didn't look good in it - lots of workouts keeps stomach flat. Being 38 does not mean old! I do not have jowls...and I have no wrinkles thanks to my good irish skin and I bet you are RANK yourself.

Either way WHO CARES. I'm going on vaaaacation.

Forensic - wish you were joining us..

Submitted by scourge at 2009-06-10 14:00:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I NEED A VACATION.

I HAVE HAD ONE (1) IN THE LAST EIGHT YEARS.

THAT IS NOT SUFFICIENT.

NO WONDER I WANT TO KILL PEOPLE SO FREQUENTLY.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2009-06-10 13:58:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I hope you have a terrible time! </jelusy>

Submitted by SullyThePirate at 2009-06-10 13:57:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Fucking love Cyanide & Happiness. That and Perry Bible Fellowship are the only reasons I haven't killed myself yet.

Submitted by scourge at 2009-06-10 13:55:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

this falconpeace fellow is a real scad, but a charmer.

i'd totally buttfuck him.

Submitted by FalconPEACE at 2009-06-10 13:48:00 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

You got centigrade and Fahrenheit mixed.

And be absolutely certain that no one, and I mean no one wants to see your old, wrinkly, ugly, mutton jowls in a bikini.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-06-10 13:47:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Boring, bloggish, dull, irritating, -2 worthy, self loving post but I don’t CARE, because...


+2


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