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I know I've been an asshole recently so.....

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2009-06-12 16:43:22 EDT
Rating: 0.63 on 23 ratings (23 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I thought I'd make it up to you guys by making you some nice old fashioned MS-Paint greeting cards expressing my sincere apologies to all of you whom I've offended in some way recently.

I'm normally not such a bastard, really, just ask.... well surely someone here can back me up that I'm not a total asshole 24/7.

I do have my sincere and caring moments, and if I really hated you, I'd not even take the time to write such witty, entertaining commentary on your posts! My insults are my way of complimenting you on being alive, and shows that I recognize that you are indeed a human being, and therefore worthy of having your feelings acknowledged.

If your feelings didn't get hurt sometimes, then I'd know for certain you were with the borg, or a terminator, and I'd flee alongside everyone else.


So, without further ado, here is how I'd like to express my most sincere apologies.


I do it all for my own amusement, just like everyone else. YAY CONFORMITY!!!!.JPG
I do it all for my own amusement, just like everyone else. YAY CONFORMITY!!!!.JPG


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Submitted by JonnyX at 2009-06-17 01:13:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge at 2009-06-16 12:42:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-06-13 01:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Yozz at 2009-06-15 10:10:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Did you forget your lithium again?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2009-06-15 09:48:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Meh.

Submitted by moopy4u at 2009-06-14 18:37:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Judging by the pictures, you put too much effort into this.

Nice art work.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2009-06-14 18:25:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2009-06-14 16:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Never apologise on Ubersite!
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What the fuck have you been smoking? Did this look like an apology to you?

Submitted by stone8946 at 2009-06-14 16:44:51 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Never apologise on Ubersite!

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2009-06-14 07:21:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by bustedcompass (user info) at 2009-06-13 21:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I look at that penis drawing and my first thought is "tertiary syphilis".

That explains a lot.
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I'm amazed that you possess the vocabulary to formulate such an apt combination of words. But, no, I do not have syphilis, tertiary or otherwise.

Does Lowes install it for free?

Seriously though, nice work on the comment, not many people put that much thought into it, and I'm glad that you took the time to consider my intentions on this "piece," or at least the cause of it.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2009-06-13 22:25:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by bustedcompass (user info) at 2009-06-13 21:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I look at that penis drawing and my first thought is "tertiary syphilis".

That explains a lot.


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sure, it explains a lot about YOU...

Submitted by bustedcompass at 2009-06-13 21:12:00 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I look at that penis drawing and my first thought is "tertiary syphilis".

That explains a lot.

Submitted by TheBrad at 2009-06-13 14:29:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Where can i buy the first card? I have some people who i need to send them to.

Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold at 2009-06-13 01:38:30 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by RoadSong at 2009-06-12 22:11:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


Submitted by Doodles at 2009-06-12 21:47:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by darthvaderswang (user info) at 2009-06-12 21:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I think a certain internet writer has done something like this before.
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I'm a certian internet writer and i've never done this.

You're wrong sir.

Submitted by Snark at 2009-06-12 21:42:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2009-06-12 21:37:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by darthvaderswang (user info) at 2009-06-12 21:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I think a certain internet writer has done something like this before.
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Probably, but this was my first. I'm pretty sure a certain internet writer has done something like everything else before also.

Submitted by darthvaderswang at 2009-06-12 21:30:09 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I think a certain internet writer has done something like this before.

Submitted by sandmantate at 2009-06-12 18:20:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

auto +2 penis

Submitted by cheerios at 2009-06-12 18:09:02 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

auto -2 penis

Submitted by GreatOdensRaven at 2009-06-12 18:07:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

My employer was quite amused

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-06-12 18:02:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

sooooo, hows the meds working out?

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2009-06-12 17:08:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

My only real apology goes out to those who inadvertantly opened it up and got caught by supervisors for looking at MSPaint Penis. A well drawn one might I add...

But I really do apologize for the lack of a tag, I forgot, I'm human, we make mistakes, get over it.

Submitted by HateMudkips at 2009-06-12 16:59:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Bart: Oh, cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that. Thousands
and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford.

Homer: You can call them Whitey-whackers!

-- Homer Simpson
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson