I know I've been an asshole recently so.....Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2009-06-12 16:43:22 EDT
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I thought I'd make it up to you guys by making you some nice old fashioned MS-Paint greeting cards expressing my sincere apologies to all of you whom I've offended in some way recently.
I'm normally not such a bastard, really, just ask.... well surely someone here can back me up that I'm not a total asshole 24/7.
I do have my sincere and caring moments, and if I really hated you, I'd not even take the time to write such witty, entertaining commentary on your posts! My insults are my way of complimenting you on being alive, and shows that I recognize that you are indeed a human being, and therefore worthy of having your feelings acknowledged.
If your feelings didn't get hurt sometimes, then I'd know for certain you were with the borg, or a terminator, and I'd flee alongside everyone else.
So, without further ado, here is how I'd like to express my most sincere apologies.
I do it all for my own amusement, just like everyone else. YAY CONFORMITY!!!!.JPG