Toilet(s) Update: Still working.Submitted by apollo88 at 2009-09-23 01:00:51 EDT
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I had a little bit of a tricky moment when we had people over Sunday as the handle broke on the one in the main floor. By cunningly looking at it, running upstairs and looking at the working one I was able to deduce the issue and emerge, triumphant with the sound of a flushing toilet and cheers ringing in my ears! Needless to say the one downstairs is still working flawlessly.
I slapped the jewess on the bottom, gave her a leery wink and strutted over to my mimosa (bucks fizz) to give it a manly sip.
To confirm my manliness I then watch Man Utd outrageously and hilariously make Man City cry then watch the Texans spectacularly fail to implode and actually win a game in the 4th quarter.
Even manlier was the fact that I was battling off swine flu at the time. Or so I thought after work made me go get tested but it turns out it isn't. I do have bronchitis and got some cough medicine which, after slugging, I noticed had hydrocodone in. Jackpot! Perhaps shouldn't have slugged so much but I do have a pleasant feeling of good will towards all men*.
Anecdotal really, but I thought I'd share.
*except Ricky 'Losing the Ashes Still Hurts' Ponting. Of course if fucking hurts still you insane narcissist. Its been three fucking weeks (ish). If it wasn't for your inept captaining even the worst Aussie team in decades would have beaten us. You are almost more intolerable in defeat than you are in victory. I'd love to slap your fucking smug little face and shove that 'green baggy' up your absurd stunted little arse. I even don't fucking care how good a batsman you are. Nobody outside of your clique of cunts (and by no means the majority of Aussie's belong to said clique (which is pronounced cleek not click you dumb American cunts and whilst (yes fucking whilst) I'm at it it's neesh not nitch for niche) from what I've heard). Everyone forgets because you are a complete and utter wanker of the first degree.