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Shit Post Thanksgiving Day: *Splat!* Just Like That

Submitted by Soyware at 2009-11-26 14:56:16 EST
Rating: 0.14 on 7 ratings (7 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Put it to an upbeat tune, any tune will do


This girl I met was playing my flute
Her boobs were sweet and her face was cute
She stopped and said "I don't want no surprise"
And just like that: POW! Jizzum in the eye

Jizzum in the eye, juzzum in the eye
Why oh why, lord? Jizzum in the eye
Use soap on clothes, treat sheets with lye
But you can't do shit about jizzum in the eye

I took a porno off my shelf
Thought I'd spend some time with myself
I squeezed 'tween my knees, tensed my thighs
And just like that: POW! Jizzum in the eye

Jizzum in the eye, jizzum in the eye
Why oh why, lord? Jizzum in the eye
There's cops with mace, there's flies on rye
But nothing's worse than jizzum in the eye

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Submitted by triangle_man at 2010-04-29 11:13:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I LOLed

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2009-11-30 11:52:50 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I saw "Razor" and I clicked on this mistakenly.

Submitted by DrJazz at 2009-11-28 01:16:49 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Works well with "Happy Birthday to You"

Submitted by GroundHorse at 2009-11-27 09:58:06 EST (#)
Rating: 1

It's raining 5 days in a row here.only 25 to go, according to that armageddon user's manual.

I need a boat.

Submitted by orphelia at 2009-11-27 06:35:19 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Taking a shot to the eye is more painful than childbirth and watching emission flirt

;)

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2009-11-26 19:53:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You're a poet and weren't aware of it.

Submitted by netimportant at 2009-11-26 15:23:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

This reminds me, I want to fuck 50 Cent.


Homer: Marge, it's 3 a.m. and I worked all day!

Marge: It's 9:30 p.m. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer
in Maggie's kiddie pool.

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