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Submitted by Soyware at 2009-11-30 16:00:40 EST
Rating: -0.41 on 13 ratings (13 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Someone put one of those you're-life's-hollow-because-it's-not-filled-with-god pamphlets in the bathroom I just went to. In response, I threw it on the floor by the urinal and pissed on it. That reminds me of when I was in high school...

*Harp sounds*

There was an assembly around the end of my senior year where they wanted to scare us about drinking and driving. This guest speaker got up on stage and started telling a story about how she, her husband, and baby were driving down the highway one night and got hit by a drunk driving the wrong way (how do you not see someone coming right at you?). Husband and baby of course died, she was hospitalized, bla bla, wah wah, whatever.

She continued, saying that one time after telling this story someone who was little ahead of them on the freeway came up to her. Apparently when she saw the drunk she pulled over and started to pray, and a second later heard the crash.

Well this was just too good, I yelled "Where's your god now?!"

Fuck the vice principal, some things are just too funny to pass.

Seriously folks, what kind of dumbass sees a deadly situation and thinks "Oh, I'd better pray," instead of "Oh, I'd better call the police"?

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Submitted by icarus1987 at 2009-12-01 20:52:53 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-12-01 18:50:34 EST (#)
Rating: -2

But Shlongy is...

Submitted by netimportant at 2009-12-01 17:28:47 EST (#)
Rating: 0

God's just not that into me.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2009-12-01 14:39:18 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I have seen this photo before...heh.

As for me, I have been known to shout "OH JESUS" when the truck hit black ice and just before doing multiple 360's and nosing gently into a snow bank.

On the other hand, just this morning I hollered multiple "GODDAMMITs" when I had to slog thru the muddy corral in my suede moccasins to fill a pony water bucket that had tipped over.{my bad}

My policy is to try and cover all the bases...just in case THE GODS ARE ALIENS!

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2009-12-01 14:26:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I made a pair of underwear out of shit for you!

Submitted by nitty34 at 2009-12-01 13:50:02 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You're so dark and goth and twisted...

This blew hard

Submitted by 8bithero at 2009-12-01 07:41:25 EST (#)
Rating: -2

"Fuck the vice principal, some things are just too funny to pass."

You know fuckall about shit, junior.

Submitted by Snark at 2009-12-01 05:06:28 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You peed on the floor?

Nasty

Submitted by root.discussion at 2009-11-30 20:01:52 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I grudgingly agree, because many Christians don't use common sense. God is not going to solve your every problem, he sure helps, but life is life.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2009-11-30 16:12:37 EST (#)
Rating: 0

If it makes you feel good, you'll do it. Applies to sex and drugs as much as it applies to praying to a God. Believing in a God isn't a weakness, it's just a different coping mechanism than the one you may choose. My friend Mike used to drink. Now he prays. He's a lot more responsible and pleasant to be around now. INSAIJS.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2009-11-30 16:08:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0

+2 for a good point. -2 for being a douche about it.

And the answer to your question is, the same people who thanked god for saving them instead of the quick thinking, highly competent pilot Chesley Sullenberger for saving their hides.

In case you don't remember, he was the pilot who landed a plane in the Hudson river and saved the lives of all aboard earlier this year.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2009-11-30 16:04:55 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Wonderful. You sound like a total asshole. CONGRATULATIONS!

Submitted by JonnyX at 2009-11-30 16:04:37 EST (#)
Rating: 1

+1 for irredentist tendencies


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