Maybe he doesn't love you?Submitted by Soyware at 2009-11-30 16:00:40 EST
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Someone put one of those you're-life's-hollow-because-it's-not-filled-with-god pamphlets in the bathroom I just went to. In response, I threw it on the floor by the urinal and pissed on it. That reminds me of when I was in high school...
There was an assembly around the end of my senior year where they wanted to scare us about drinking and driving. This guest speaker got up on stage and started telling a story about how she, her husband, and baby were driving down the highway one night and got hit by a drunk driving the wrong way (how do you not see someone coming right at you?). Husband and baby of course died, she was hospitalized, bla bla, wah wah, whatever.
She continued, saying that one time after telling this story someone who was little ahead of them on the freeway came up to her. Apparently when she saw the drunk she pulled over and started to pray, and a second later heard the crash.
Well this was just too good, I yelled "Where's your god now?!"
Fuck the vice principal, some things are just too funny to pass.
Seriously folks, what kind of dumbass sees a deadly situation and thinks "Oh, I'd better pray," instead of "Oh, I'd better call the police"?