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To the bitch ass who tried to rob me: Didnt know a throat punch hurt so bad, did you?
Welcome to Ubersite!

Today is my Ubersite 10-year anniversary

Submitted by ryandonovan at 2010-03-23 13:14:24 EDT
Rating: 0.85 on 32 ratings (32 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

HOORAY! Do I get a gold watch or something?


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Submitted by netimportant at 2010-03-24 20:01:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Too bad you don't attend Ubercons, you could have gotten something really lasting, like herpes.

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2010-03-24 19:06:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by firefly at 2010-03-24 08:08:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 at 2010-03-24 06:01:11 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Get. A. Life.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-03-24 02:12:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

*in engrish*
Horry shiiito, conngratruurashun! :)

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude at 2010-03-24 01:17:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-03-23 14:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2010-03-23 14:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cumpster. A contraction without an apostrophe.

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It's not a you senile dust speck.

It's a self implied new word. A dumpster with the specific purpose of holding cum, perhaps.

Even it were a contraction (which is clearly isn't) where the fuck would you put an apostrophe?

Cum'pster?

Cumpst'er?






it's called a portmanteau you illiterate buffoons

Submitted by TuTs at 2010-03-23 23:10:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nah, but you qualify for long service leave.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-03-23 20:35:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

redskies, eat shit and live.

Sico, shutthefuckup.

Hit on you? With a fucking ballpeen hammer! You jizz guzzling
ball smoocher.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2010-03-23 20:08:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I can't pick just one comment, so here's all of them:

1. That and a dollar will get you a slobbery beej from Method's mom.

2. Congrats!

3. You must get laid constantly.

4. I always enjoy your Oscar posts.

Submitted by Badlands at 2010-03-23 19:31:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Congrats! Enjoy this zero as a token of my appreciation for all your...uh, contributions.

Submitted by SkullBiter at 2010-03-23 17:25:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Jelly beans. Lots and lots of Jelly BEANS!*




*You will recieve no Jelly BEANS!

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2010-03-23 17:11:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2010-03-23 19:17:30 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sico, you ignorant slut.

I WAS COMPLEMENTING YOU ON BEING CREATIVE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!
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You both complement each other in being dicks.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2010-03-23 17:09:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2010-03-23 10:38:21 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

UMMMMMMMM, nope.

BUT YOU ARE RECEIVING A GOLD PLATED -2 FROM SHLONGY. ENJOY!
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heh, the old man's still got it

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-03-23 17:03:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You SHOULD get a gold watch...or somthing!

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-03-23 16:20:49 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Bubba is hitting on me again.

Submitted by Ejryuu at 2010-03-23 15:45:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

That's a looooong time to keep diving in the same dumpster.

Submitted by messmind at 2010-03-23 15:30:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Imagine i just started Google Chrome (that hoooooorible piece of shitware that impersonates a browser), because i wanted to use my oldest account to congratulate you on 10 years of uber bullshit.

Now go and get a life.Time's running out, you know.


Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-03-23 15:17:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Sico, you ignorant slut.

I WAS COMPLEMENTING YOU ON BEING CREATIVE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-03-23 15:07:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

you get a duce for being #9

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-03-23 14:59:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

^not a contraction...fuckity fuck mcphuck.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-03-23 14:49:58 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2010-03-23 14:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cumpster. A contraction without an apostrophe.

========

It's not a you senile dust speck.

It's a self implied new word. A dumpster with the specific purpose of holding cum, perhaps.

Even it were a contraction (which is clearly isn't) where the fuck would you put an apostrophe?

Cum'pster?

Cumpst'er?


Submitted by cocaine at 2010-03-23 14:44:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

User id: 9
Registered on or around: 2000-03-23 03:44:32 EST
# Messages posted: 42
# Reviews written: 60
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 1399
# Hits: 420181
Average rating of all messages: 1
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Some thoughts come to mind when looking at this.....thoughts like.....

Number 9? Wow. That's impressive (low user ID #s impress the fuck out of me for some dumb reason). Wondering how you came upon the site...do you know bart or was your timing just that excellent?

you havent done much in 5 years except for giving us your overly thought out and highly verbose Oscar picks. Why did you decide that the Oscar's would be your "thing?"

42 messages in 10 years. 4.2 posts/yr. Tantric Ubering.

420,000 hits = 10,000 hits/post. Not bad. Some B@W posts helped (whether they were warranted or not is up for debate).....but still, not bad.

An average rating of 1. Never have I seen an average so........average. Way to go.

So yeah, I've heard of you....but that's about as much as you're likely going to get from anyone here for wasting so much time in this cesspool. No gold watches, no parades, no tribute posts. Just slight recognition.

Sucks, doesn't it?

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-03-23 14:27:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Cumpster. A contraction without an apostrophe.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-03-23 13:57:15 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2010-03-23 13:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-03-23 13:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nope, just a kick in the scrot.

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It's scrote, scrote.

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Prove otherwise you limp wristed, dick spitting cumpster!

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2010-03-23 13:53:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-03-23 13:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nope, just a kick in the scrot.

--

It's scrote, scrote.

Submitted by triangle_man at 2010-03-23 13:44:07 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

you just get abuse....sorry

Submitted by Shlongy at 2010-03-23 13:38:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

UMMMMMMMM, nope.

BUT YOU ARE RECEIVING A GOLD PLATED -2 FROM SHLONGY. ENJOY!

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-03-23 13:26:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Bart'll be by later to take you to a congratualtory dinner, walk you down by the docks, put one in your skull, wrap your feet with chains, and let you sleep with teh fishzors. You can't be twenty on Sugar Mountain, you know.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-03-23 13:22:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Whoa.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-03-23 13:20:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

who are you again?

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-03-23 13:19:00 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Nope, just a kick in the scrot.

Submitted by Procon at 2010-03-23 13:17:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Holy shit.


I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too ... I mean, we
could sit here and try to figure out who forgot to pick up who till the
cows come home. But let's just say we're both wrong and that'll be that.

-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet