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Submitted by Soyware at 2010-03-23 15:21:29 EDT
Rating: 1.15 on 19 ratings (19 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I checked my email yesterday
I found a happy message there
"New quiver match on our shitty site!
She's cute! She's fun! She has red hair!"

So like a chump I took a look
And a half an hour passed
And I still couldn't think of a simple hello
So like a chump I went out back
To work on my bus and bust my ass

There's always some new project or
Some glorious hopeful find
To keep my hands a' swingin' and
To occupy my mind

Some day I'll meet my soulmate
And I won't say a word
I'll be way to worried about
Seeming weird her

And so instead of failing
Or showing my low class
I'll do nothing, then find hard work
And bitch, and moan, and bust my ass

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Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2010-03-31 09:16:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I've always wanted to get a bus and fix it up as a mobile home.

Submitted by simple_catalyst at 2010-03-25 13:40:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by beeltea at 2010-03-25 03:54:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You may seem weird to her, but I liked the post

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2010-03-24 19:05:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Soyware at 2010-03-24 13:39:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-03-23 23:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've always wanted to buy an old bus and turn it into a home. I want to be trailer, bus trash.

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Heh, if you live in a camper, people think of you as some romanticized hippy. If you go bigger and add a shower, all the sudden you're an alcoholic racist with a double digit IQ and a job you can only keep because nobody else wants it.

Submitted by Berty at 2010-03-24 07:34:35 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

auto poetry -2

Submitted by HeyJude at 2010-03-24 05:12:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

:o)

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-03-24 02:23:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Looks like that bus has got some potential. Good for you.

Submitted by TuTs at 2010-03-23 23:21:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I've always wanted to buy an old bus and turn it into a home. I want to be trailer, bus trash.

Submitted by Badlands at 2010-03-23 19:27:58 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2010-03-23 16:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Good title.

Terrible post

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-03-23 18:30:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hey Jonny's an asshole
People say he asshole's around
But He's too busy suckin'
Suckin' all over the town


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Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-03-23 18:28:02 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Here we come, walkin'
Down the street.
We get the funniest looks from
Ev'ry one we meet.
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

We go wherever we want to,
do what we like to do
We don't have time to get restless,
There's always something new.
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

We're just tryin' to be friendly,
Come and watch us sing and play,
We're the young gneration,
And we've got something to say.

Any time, Or anywhere,
Just look over your shoulder
Guess who'll be standing there

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

(break)

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

We're just tryin' to be friendly,
Come and watch us sing and play,
We're the young gneration,
And we've got something to say.

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
[repeat and fade]

extra verse:

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees,
You never know where we'll be found.
so you'd better get ready,
We may be comin' to your town.




Submitted by JonnyX at 2010-03-23 17:07:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

HEY HEY WE'RE THE MONKEES!

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-03-23 17:05:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2010-03-23 16:29:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Good title.

Terrible post.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-03-23 16:22:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

At least it's not a short bus.

Submitted by triangle_man at 2010-03-23 15:44:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You sit in a bus that you're supposed to be cleaning and read uber?
You have balls that big and you're afraid of women???

Check to see if you might be gay...just sayin'

Submitted by Soyware at 2010-03-23 15:37:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I got tired of living in a hundred year old shanty, so I decided to build a skoolie instead.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-03-23 15:25:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

It's a fucking poem. Proofread it at least.

And why do you have a bus?


Homer: Little baby batter,
Can't control his bladder!

Burns: Mmm...Crude, but I like it. What do you say we freshen up out
little drinkie poos?

Homer: Don't mind if I do.

Dancin' Homer