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FUPA - How to Jump a Car

Submitted by Soyware at 2010-04-01 14:26:46 EDT
Rating: 1.91 on 17 ratings (17 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Go four wheeling,
but with front wheel drive.
It's frightening at first,
like you might not survive.
But then you'll know that
your old car can take it,
so push it harder,
you're not gonna break it.

Your friends will be scared,
and afraid they might die.
Foo foo boy will sweat,
while the macho man cries.
And you'll just be laughing
and having such fun,
while your engine keeps blasting
like a high powered gun.

Go balls out, full maniac,
with narry a care
of the burned rubber odor
that floats through the air.
At five hundred bucks
it's truly a waste
to not push the limits
and bump dash to face.

The oil light may turn on,
best stop on the spot.
But it's just a bad sensor,
and Honda's get hot.
You can exclaim "Oh shit!"
and watch them all flip.
"There's no need for panic,
the CD just skipped."

Then you'll arrive,
at the best spot of all.
Let passengers out,
with the car at a crawl.
Then stomp on the gas!
Through the air she goes!
Just buckle your seatbelt,
or you'll fracture your nose...

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Submitted by orphelia at 2010-04-03 06:26:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by Soyware (user info) at 2010-04-02 17:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thing is, see, i know thousands of people see these posts but when a user you don't 'know' speaks about you, it makes me think 'how do they know me?' weird huh.
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No, no, I am new here, it's cool
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Haha touche

But I never said that

Submitted by Soyware at 2010-04-02 17:01:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

thing is, see, i know thousands of people see these posts but when a user you don't 'know' speaks about you, it makes me think 'how do they know me?' weird huh.
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No, no, I am new here, it's cool

Submitted by paxilliona at 2010-04-02 16:02:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-04-02 06:15:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I don't recall the comment I just remember thinking 'who the dickens is this cheeky oik i must -2 them asap'

thing is, see, i know thousands of people see these posts but when a user you don't 'know' speaks about you, it makes me think 'how do they know me?' weird huh.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-04-02 03:48:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-04-02 03:44:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by VelvetElvis at 2010-04-02 03:11:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Cool. I can't remember what FUPA stands for, even seeing it for years now--: "Fucked Up Poetry Attempts"? Most are kickin though.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-04-02 02:19:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I liked this and I'm a twat, I thought this was going to be a tirade against stupid people unable to do basic maintenance / repairs on their vehicals (jump = jump start)

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2010-04-01 22:03:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Soyware at 2010-04-01 18:05:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Oh ya? That's cool. What was the damage, if any? I bent the frame a little and cracked radiator

Orphelia, I was joking about your/Fibonacci's make up. Didn't you read the comment?

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2010-04-01 17:54:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I don't know what he siad about you, but I called you a wanton whore.

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2010-04-01 17:54:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I've jumped my 4th gen civic hatch.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-04-01 17:24:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

before i completely bomb you with -2's just clarify what you said about me?

Submitted by AshK at 2010-04-01 16:56:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-04-01 15:36:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

rice rocket for the rin


Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-04-01 14:44:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That there's a classic. You could've found an older Honda though.

Submitted by triangle_man at 2010-04-01 14:42:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

life imitates art


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