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FOO-PAW THREE: The Oceanic Orgy (NSFW?)

Submitted by Soyware at 2010-04-08 14:53:29 EDT
Rating: 1.9 on 10 ratings (10 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Most people think fish are just smelly
Or slimy with big, bloated bellies
But those who set sail
Might witness my tale
Of mammals, crustaceans, and jellies

The tuna can be rather moody
On one fateful night they had woodies
So trawling they did
In dives and in skids
To find some fresh anchovy pussy

They arrived at one certain establishment
Where horny high school fish often went
In no time at all
They rattled the walls
In numbers Lawrence Murphy would repent

The sex caused such a grand commotion
That rainbow fish showed up with lotion
Proceeded to squirt
In fits and in spurts
In quick, jerky, orgasmic motions

Some sad clown fish heard all the screaming
Which made their moping faces beaming
They "rolled in the hay"
And did bukake
The jizz from their testicles streaming

As a jellyfish cloud floated past
It briefly paused to join in the mass
Then off they hovered
But soon discovered
They'd all gotten crabs up the ass!

But even with all that fresh tail
The fucking event'ly went stale
The party was crashed
When the bar was smashed
By a load shot off by a sperm whale


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Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2010-04-12 02:14:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

This certainly isn't what I expected to see in the continued legacy of FUPA, but +1 for effort.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-04-09 17:43:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

265 hits and only 8 reviews? Rate the fucker, fuckers.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-04-09 04:53:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-04-09 03:19:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-04-09 01:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yep, i won't forget this in a hurry
good effort
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2010-04-08 17:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I couldn't decide which to quote so here is both.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-04-09 01:04:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yep, i won't forget this in a hurry
good effort

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-04-08 17:47:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by triangle_man at 2010-04-08 17:34:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by JonnyX at 2010-04-08 15:19:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"Mommy, why are penors always pink?"

Submitted by SkullBiter at 2010-04-08 15:03:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Good god. As if the ocean wasn't scary enough.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-04-08 14:56:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

They "rolled in the hay"
And did bukake

for that alone

Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be
isolated and studied, so it can be determined what nutrients they have
that might be extracted for our personal use.

-- Homer Simpson
Lady Bouvier's Lover