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FUPA 4: The Win

Submitted by Soyware at 2010-04-13 16:50:36 EDT
Rating: 1.71 on 9 ratings (9 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

The window breaks. A rock? A bomb. It flies
Through the room, slow motion, hanging in air.
I dive behind a couch, braced, wincing eyes.
A flash-bang, then she stands with evil stare.
Her gun at my head, mine I have missed.
She laughs, approaches, I sneer and I grit.
A kick at my knee. A jab at her wrist.
Elbow to temple. She falls and I split.
But trip on the rug, and fall to the floor.
A tire iron lands on the small of my back.
I shout and writhe, she grabs my head, the whore.
I toss her, then we stand poised to attack.
Then we embrace, two hearts: one. Lost from time.
I weep, laugh, smile. Victory is mine.


BONUS HAIKUS!!!

Holy fucking shit
Iambic pentameter
Sucks like a vacuum

Shakespeare is just lame
Over-rated and deceased
Get over it, schmucks!


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Submitted by GroundHorse at 2010-04-14 15:26:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It's MY party and i schmuck if I want to!

Damnit.

Submitted by triangle_man at 2010-04-14 12:49:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Not in the .gov domain anymore..I have my own business in Ogden

Submitted by SkullBiter at 2010-04-14 12:25:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Shakespeare haiku.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-04-14 09:53:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Meh

Submitted by Soyware at 2010-04-13 17:39:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Ya, as far as I know schmuck is interchangeable with chump. Though I found out a few days ago it's also a Yiddish word for wang.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-04-13 17:26:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

schmucks is a real word and not just made up for the movies, like ny and la?

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-04-13 17:22:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Procon at 2010-04-13 17:12:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by triangle_man at 2010-04-13 17:06:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

gesundheit!!


Kirk: One day your wife is making you your favorite meal, the next day
you're thawin'a hot dog in a gas station sink.

Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.

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