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Grab your bass and wah pedal! FIIIIRE!

Submitted by Soyware at 2010-04-17 13:42:05 EDT
Rating: 1.41 on 11 ratings (11 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I woke up at about 3:30 this morning, I don't really know why, but it was probably because of the droning, crumbling noise. The school next door to me was closed last year, and it's recently been in the demolition process, so at first I didn't think anything of it. I heard a few guys outside yelling, too, which isn't out of the ordinary either since I live on a busy intersection with a lot of bars down the street. It sounded like they were having a regular conversation, just loud and excitedly.

Then I heard a bunch of sirens and though "Is that what I'm listening to?" I glanced at the wall opposite the window again, at the flickering light cast on it, then reached for the blinds.


I'd watched some firemen do a controlled burn of a condemned house once, some sort of training thing. This was nothing like that. Even with a few trees in the way, it was a lot cooler.

I watched for about five minutes, grabbing a drink and a seat in the process, then thought, "Why am I sitting here? I should take a picture!"


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Submitted by Soyware at 2010-04-23 14:08:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

What? I laughed, didn't feel it necessary to post, though

Submitted by triangle_man at 2010-04-22 17:47:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm waiting...tic toc

Submitted by X54 at 2010-04-19 23:07:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fire is great. Pictures rarely do it justice.

Submitted by triangle_man at 2010-04-19 16:01:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I read the first part..."grab your Bass" like the fish....get it? LOLZ ON ME

Submitted by JonnyX at 2010-04-19 15:04:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Is it because its Columbine Day?

Submitted by triangle_man at 2010-04-19 13:15:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

baked potato anyone?

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-04-19 06:13:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by czwij at 2010-04-19 03:54:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

watch out for swedish volcanos masquerading as houses....

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2010-04-18 20:21:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Robotiger at 2010-04-18 00:25:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

because it's sweden, and because it is not sweden, it is iceland.

Submitted by SkullBiter at 2010-04-17 21:47:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm way too drunk to be online. :D

Homer: Look at that. I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel
backwards through time.

Mr. Peabody:
Correction, Homer, you're the second.

That's right, Mr. Peabody!

Mr. Peabody:
Quiet, you.

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