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The BOSH Man! BECOMES A PHILANTHROPIST!!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2010-04-22 14:51:24 EDT
Rating: 1.42 on 48 ratings (48 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I meant philanthRAPIST. Typographical error.. its not important.


I spent the last few months bottling up my farts and siphoning them into scruggs' oxygen supply, and as you can see it has taken up most of my spare time.

This one time I farted on him continuously until he puked out his nose and shit animal crackers at the same time. I have it on video, maybe i'll put it up on youtube. Or maybe i'll make my own website and call it BOSHtv.com where you can view all sorts of interesting video clips. Like the time I made that guy from molly hatchet shit milk. Or the time I rode my moped into outer space. Or maybe I'll just not do any of that and continue to stockpile footage of how much a faggot scruggs is.

The other day I caught him banjo-fisting himself. It was his birthday that day so I didn't want to be too mean to him. Yea right. I shotgunned 4 beers and then spit on him until he cried. The Kid Who Knows Everything came out of left field and peed on his face while the red guy from contra held him down. I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.

Later on, we got together with some babes I know and put on a rock and roll concert to benefit BOSHMAN fund. People from across the nation came by to check out the jams and drink some pretty cool beer. 100% of the proceeds went towards funding research to help scruggs not be such a faggot all the time. Experts predict we will cure AIDS and cancer and hydropalemethiam(which hasn't even been discovered yet) before that happens.

Scruggs was passed out after the nose-puking and cracker-shitting and piss-drinking, so we build a porta-potty ontop of him for the convenience of the party goers.

We wrapped up a killer jam and I strapped on my jetpack, gave the crowd a thumbs up, and blasted off into space to party with some other space babes I know.




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Submitted by Ryland at 2010-05-04 07:16:50 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2010-05-03 18:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Thanks for recycling my posts through the MRR again Johnny. do you have any other accounts that you can do it again with?

Pretty please.


Submitted by paxilliona at 2010-05-03 19:23:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JonnyX at 2010-05-03 18:50:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Ryland (user info) at 2010-04-23 12:12:26 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2010-04-23 14:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Ryland (user info) at 2010-04-23 07:04:47 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking hate this word-vomitting so-called 'random' writing. It's dull as fuck and requires little to no imagination or talent. The only thing that could have made this more woefully banal would be if Jesus suddenly popped up and started snorting coke off of Elizabeth Taylor's left tit Or somesuch

So fucking lame.
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Seriously? - I just read your THREE shitty-ass posts, and that's all they are.

The BOSHman is a Certified National Ubertreasure, so if you don't like it, choke on a bag of dicks and get back to pulsehead, you mango-flavoured douchebag.

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Really, you read them did you Jonny? All 3?

In less than 50 seconds?

That's good going my man. Bravo.

...oh by the way, when you 'read them' did you happen to scroll a bit further down to see earlier reviews by some dude calling himself 'Jonnyx' basically sucking my cock and thanking me for trying to revive ubersite?
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uh, that was SARCASM, you pathetic mongoloid.

now shut the fuck up before I have Leo Kottke come over and Falcon Punch you in the balls.

BOSHman, is the bad cancerous stuff gone yet? I know a scientist who has programmed 'Molly Hatchet's Greatest Hits' (hint- Tracks 1 thru 8 are 'Flirtin With Disaster') into an ultrasound machine that can kill that stuff good. Have The Kid Who Knows Everything see me about it...

Submitted by Susie_Derkins at 2010-04-28 00:50:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Philistines. Buncha narcs...

Submitted by Wisher at 2010-04-25 14:54:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Bosh reply below~ Cake

Submitted by Cakes at 2010-04-25 02:12:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Peter_Gibbons (user info) at 2010-04-24 16:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2010-04-24 00:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I have to side with the noob. This is shite and would be recognized as such anywhere but here.

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That is a fucking hilarious review old friend.


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Even if I agree with you both, this man makes many people happy, and makes them laugh: this can never be “wrong” — perhaps this statement in itself seems a commentary on this site? No.

The full spectrum of a populace is represented here, as you have demonstrated, and whether we laugh or no is less important than happiness.

Submitted by Peter_Gibbons at 2010-04-24 16:43:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2010-04-24 00:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I have to side with the noob. This is shite and would be recognized as such anywhere but here.

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That is a fucking hilarious review old friend.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-04-24 04:09:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2010-04-24 00:20:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i still love you spam, you're my biggest non-fan.

Submitted by Spam at 2010-04-24 00:16:23 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I have to side with the noob. This is shite and would be recognized as such anywhere but here.

Submitted by knucklesnelson at 2010-04-23 22:31:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2010-04-23 19:05:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

SUPER PAPER MARIO SAID BOWSER IS YOUR BABY-DADDY.

Submitted by corn nugget at 2010-04-23 18:46:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

GUYS DONT MAKE ME MAD OR I'LL RIP MY SHIRT OFF AND DANCE AROUND!

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2010-04-23 18:29:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

OH THAT IS IT, RYLAND. IT IS FUCKING ON. NOBODY RIPS ON THE BOSH! MAN AND FUCKING GETS AWAY WITH IT. AS SOON AS SUPER PAPER MARIO AND I ARE DONE JETTISONING BACK TO THE VIKING ERA TO KICK BEOWULF SQUARE IN THE BALLS, WE WILL LEAP FORWARD IN TIME TO THE TIME YOU ARE BEING BORN JUST SO MARIO CAN PLASTER YOUR MOTHER IN TICKERTAPE DIARRHEA.

WASN'T RYLAND SOME LAME FUCKING NES GAME?

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2010-04-23 15:16:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

do you shit milk too?

Submitted by Ryland at 2010-04-23 15:15:18 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

BOSH - I WILL SIT HERE AND READ YOUR AWKWARDLY CONTRIVED SENTENCES WITH AN AIR OF BORED LETHARGY. I WILL FINISH, YAWN THEATRICALLY AND THEN GO AND GET A GLASS OF MILK FOLLOWED BY A QUICK NAP.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2010-04-23 15:12:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

RYLAND- I WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SPIKE IT TO THE FLOOR OF A NIGHTMARE YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE. I WILL COME AT YOU WITH THE WRATH OF A THOUSAND VIKINGS AND SHIT DOWN YOUR HEADLESS NECK AND FEED YOUR REMAINS TO EARLS SCRUGGS' MOM.

just kidding, you're probably a gay though.

Submitted by Ryland at 2010-04-23 15:12:26 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2010-04-23 14:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Ryland (user info) at 2010-04-23 07:04:47 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking hate this word-vomitting so-called 'random' writing. It's dull as fuck and requires little to no imagination or talent. The only thing that could have made this more woefully banal would be if Jesus suddenly popped up and started snorting coke off of Elizabeth Taylor's left tit Or somesuch

So fucking lame.
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Seriously? - I just read your THREE shitty-ass posts, and that's all they are.

The BOSHman is a Certified National Ubertreasure, so if you don't like it, choke on a bag of dicks and get back to pulsehead, you mango-flavoured douchebag.

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Really, you read them did you Jonny? All 3?

In less than 50 seconds?

That's good going my man. Bravo.

...oh by the way, when you 'read them' did you happen to scroll a bit further down to see earlier reviews by some dude calling himself 'Jonnyx' basically sucking my cock and thanking me for trying to revive ubersite?

nope?

thought not.

Funny that you felt the need to lie about things as if you were rating on merit though dude - you do realise that none of this all matters, right?

Submitted by Judgement at 2010-04-23 15:07:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JonnyX at 2010-04-23 14:52:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Ryland (user info) at 2010-04-23 07:04:47 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking hate this word-vomitting so-called 'random' writing. It's dull as fuck and requires little to no imagination or talent. The only thing that could have made this more woefully banal would be if Jesus suddenly popped up and started snorting coke off of Elizabeth Taylor's left tit Or somesuch

So fucking lame.
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Seriously? - I just read your THREE shitty-ass posts, and that's all they are.

The BOSHman is a Certified National Ubertreasure, so if you don't like it, choke on a bag of dicks and get back to pulsehead, you mango-flavoured douchebag.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2010-04-23 11:39:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Bosh.





Let's go get some bloody noses!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2010-04-23 10:19:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That concert was awesome.
You going to make it an annual affair, like Lolapalooza, or something?

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-04-23 10:09:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by Ryland (user info) at 2010-04-23 15:04:47 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking hate this word-vomitting so-called 'random' writing. It's dull as fuck and requires little to no imagination or talent. The only thing that could have made this more woefully banal would be if Jesus suddenly popped up and started snorting coke off of Elizabeth Taylor's left tit Or somesuch

So fucking lame.

Submitted by Ryland at 2010-04-23 10:04:47 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Fucking hate this word-vomitting so-called 'random' writing. It's dull as fuck and requires little to no imagination or talent. The only thing that could have made this more woefully banal would be if Jesus suddenly popped up and started snorting coke off of Elizabeth Taylor's left tit Or somesuch

So fucking lame.



Submitted by Shlongy at 2010-04-23 09:57:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-04-23 05:40:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2010-04-23 04:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This made me think you should write for Family Guy.

~~~~~
Nah, this is more Futuramaish.
Good story, pity about the drug lords eye though. Is he OK?

Submitted by Replen at 2010-04-23 04:53:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This made me think you should write for Family Guy.

Submitted by corn nugget at 2010-04-22 22:02:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

YES

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2010-04-22 21:28:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

legit

Submitted by cocaine at 2010-04-22 18:53:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

so very marklar.

well done.

Submitted by Wisher at 2010-04-22 17:54:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nothing like a good ol Bosh injection! My fam and friends still remember that “Bosh Experiment” I did all those years ago~~ they still think I’m crazy but at least they learned a new word.

Submitted by LittleMonster at 2010-04-22 17:43:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

BOSH

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2010-04-22 17:37:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I have missed you

Submitted by triangle_man at 2010-04-22 17:30:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

needs more lester flatt

Submitted by JonnyX at 2010-04-22 16:44:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

FLIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTIN WITH DISASTER!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2010-04-22 15:49:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm surprised Uncle Ted (Nugent) didn't stop by.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2010-04-22 15:48:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


BAWSH.

Submitted by Mr.Bun at 2010-04-22 15:47:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

<Pours some Tea, and nods in agreement>

Submitted by Poots at 2010-04-22 15:42:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I saw Earl Scruggs fighting in a cock fight against a nasty 50 lb black rooster. He ended up getting beaten so badly his right testicle exploded into a mexican drug lords eye. The drug lord got out a pair of red hot vice grips he carries in his back pocket and pulled off one of Scruggs's ear and fed it to the winning rooster. Scurggs cried so hard he got black eyes and jizz was pouring out of them instead of normal tear juice. Then I put my head in my butthole and turned myself inside out and ate two bowls of gravy.

Submitted by SPECIALk at 2010-04-22 15:29:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2010-04-22 15:28:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

yea that one thing he did kinda helped out a little, but mostly he's kind of a narc

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2010-04-22 15:24:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wow. The red guy from Contra is really hardcore.

Submitted by Procon at 2010-04-22 15:13:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-04-22 15:11:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

BOSH

Submitted by Ballare at 2010-04-22 15:03:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

this is so fucking bosh it hurts

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2010-04-22 14:59:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-04-22 14:57:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2010-04-22 14:55:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

true story, as always


But let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead. Now I'm a
big fat dynamo.

-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer