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Submitted by Soyware at 2010-06-11 02:06:53 EDT
Rating: 1.3 on 52 ratings (52 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Fuckin' FJ Bell. Faggy Jizz Blower. That guy thinks he's so smart and sophisticated because he has a thousand rules for writing (which he likes to break, by the way). And what's the deal with his damn novellas?

"Oh, look at me, I've got another thirty page post, I sure hope everyone has a day or two to wade through the muck."

Well we don't, ya fuckin' jackoff! And don't give me that "Well if you don't like it don't read it" crap. It's like feeding a dog chocolate, or feeding middle school Soyware tainted Jamba Juice: he's gonna eat it up knowing full well he'll have the screaming shits in a few hours (an experience not too distant from reading one of your Tabasco enemas).

I'll put it to you straight, Fiddles Joor Balls. I think you should write that best selling novel already, too. That way not only Ubersite, but the whole world can laugh at how horribly you can tell a story as simple as Maria-the-cum-guzzling-slut.

Just kidding, the advance copy reviewers would be the only ones who ever read it. After their thorough lambasting and book bonfires no retailer would even think of buying a copy without dry heaving. The publisher might even chase you down with a crowbar for your knees and a rottweiler for your anus. I found a book about cat suicide the other day that quoted one critic as saying "I don't want my name associated in any way with something this repugnant." You'd be lucky to even get a response.

In summary, BJ Fiend, there's showing off, and there's showing your smug assholery with more undeserved pride than the entire WGA. Telling the difference is about as hard as no1 gets from thinking about Orphelia.

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Submitted by netimportant at 2010-06-12 03:51:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I definitely peed in an alley tonight. WOO BIRTHDAY BITCH.

Submitted by Poots at 2010-06-11 14:24:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

he likes homosexuals.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2010-06-11 13:12:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by JonnyX at 2010-06-11 12:11:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

english circle jerk

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2010-06-11 11:59:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I love how you think I log out.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-06-11 11:35:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I like how HurtByTheSun, DrogoRoch and EmissionImpossible log on just to +2 a hate post about me. Passive aggressive much?

Wonder where redskieslookfake is...we'll have a nice little circle jerk.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2010-06-11 11:27:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DrogoRoch at 2010-06-11 11:21:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Solid entry me thinks

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-06-11 11:15:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Do it anyway, it'll be fun.

Submitted by Procon at 2010-06-11 11:14:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I should've done this one. I don't hate the chump but I could have torn him a new asshole for all the English queers to fuck.

Submitted by firefly at 2010-06-11 09:44:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2010-06-11 09:08:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Approve.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2010-06-11 09:04:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-06-11 09:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Awww sgt I was only kidding.
he is pretty though isn't he.

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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-06-11 09:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm not judging you Sarge
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I am no longer commenting on Jaret Leto's alleged "pretty-ness" Orph, that juvenile old man FALLEN cant seem to be an adult.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-06-11 09:01:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i'm not judging you Sarge

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-06-11 09:01:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Awww sgt I was only kidding.
he is pretty though isn't he.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2010-06-11 08:59:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-06-11 08:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-06-11 08:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Listen I wouldnt go gay for the guy, but im not so homophobic that I cant recognize a good looking man. Fuckin homophobes.


translation of above: Has previously touched self while thinking of J.L.
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GODDAMMIT FALLEN

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-06-11 08:58:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-06-11 08:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Listen I wouldnt go gay for the guy, but im not so homophobic that I cant recognize a good looking man. Fuckin homophobes.


translation of above: Has previously touched self while thinking of J.L.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-06-11 08:57:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I'm so happy I don't know who you're all talking about.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2010-06-11 08:54:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Listen I wouldnt go gay for the guy, but im not so homophobic that I cant recognize a good looking man. Fuckin homophobes.


Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-06-11 08:52:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

on saturday pheeley yes, sunday morning though..
bring the hand sanitizer

and some Haribo, for energy.


sarge...dude
thats pretty gay.
sorry

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-06-11 08:51:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

sgt would go gay for Jared Leto
pass it on or reach it around

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-06-11 08:49:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

2-0 to us, rooney to score both

oh FJ, nothing baby wipes can't clear
and if i go saturday the toilets won't be THAT bad

*fingers crossed*

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2010-06-11 08:49:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

swing and a miss...

FALLEN...and I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality....

Jared Leto is a pretty dude.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2010-06-11 08:47:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

prefers the sterile nature of a back alley below....

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-06-11 08:47:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Jared Leto?
god he's got a baby face, the guy looks like he's 15 y/o

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-06-11 08:46:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I don't do festivals. Too mucky by far.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-06-11 08:44:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

LOL

FJ would be slaughted at download :(

No FALLEN, this year I have to behave. Is it bad I am cutting he carnival short to go?
'But darling, mummy might get to shag Jared Leto, I am sure you understand'.

I still see the parade.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-06-11 08:42:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

FALLEN I'll be delighted to see the Yanks beat the English. Bunch of overpaid scumbag mercenaries.

But, take it on good authority, it'll be 1 - 1.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-06-11 08:42:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

oh no
Download last year ended badly, no repeating that.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2010-06-11 08:42:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2010-06-11 08:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's the Download Festival Sarge. Pheeley is going to get pilled out her nut and fuck a transvestite in a sleeping bag.
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so you'll be there as well then?

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-06-11 08:41:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

It's the Download Festival Sarge. Pheeley is going to get pilled out her nut and fuck a transvestite in a sleeping bag.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-06-11 08:40:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Nope that was more than enough info, I had someone ask and I didnt know.
nicely done taking the high road by not letting my US FTW comment get you worked up.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2010-06-11 08:39:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-06-11 08:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OMG I will miss the football saturday because... guess who just got invited to download for saturday night??!! Yeah!!!
*digs out pink wellies*
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download what?

porn?

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-06-11 08:38:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

OMG I will miss the football saturday because... guess who just got invited to download for saturday night??!! Yeah!!!
*digs out pink wellies*


Submitted by SgtHartman at 2010-06-11 08:36:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

FJ hate!? for shame.

that drunken ceasar-haired sex addict doesnt warrant hate.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-06-11 08:30:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

No.

The World Cup has an initial group stage with four teams in each group. It's England, USA, Algeria and Slovenia. They all play each other once, gaining three points for a win and one point for a draw. After these fixtures, the two teams with the most points go into the next round, which is a straight knockout format.

It's a bit late for me to do a World Cup for Dummies post.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-06-11 08:21:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i'm still learing all this, but when England loses to the US on Saturday, are you guys out of the cup or how's it work?

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-06-11 08:14:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You know me FALLEN, so long as I can look down my nose at people and feel generally superior I'm happy.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-06-11 08:04:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

a simple man with simple needs, eh FJ?

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-06-11 07:57:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

All I want from life is to be a smug, middle-class pervert. Simple pleasures.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-06-11 07:53:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

a little on the meh side
there is so much more to work with on FJ than just Scottish, pretentious, smarter-than-thou, all about the willy.

well I'm sure there must be.

Submitted by Replen at 2010-06-11 06:18:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

what. No 'F J Bell-End'? No commentary on how he bangs on about pubs selling Bells whiskey, constantly reminds us that he's Scottish, uses overly long words in order to read as intelligent but sometimes comes across as pretentious, the boring and lengthy review-sex he used to have that used to clog up the most heated.

Still. One of the best posters on here, so I can let it slide. Except the Scottish thing.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-06-11 04:48:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I didn't know that. Sorry hun.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-06-11 04:45:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

dude, you know she is actually dead, for real
i'd like them back, actually, a little momento of my mother, something to cuddle when i miss her.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-06-11 04:43:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Momma had a tasty hole.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-06-11 04:35:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

erm, they were my mothers panties. and she is dead. you sick freak

:)

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-06-11 04:08:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I still wrap the dirty knickers you sent me around my face every time I masturbate.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-06-11 04:03:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

FJ, I still wake in the middle of the night crying your name into a tear drench pillow...

On a side note the picture on this post is quite accurate. Except usually, her fingers were poking her arse.

Also, I feel real bad about the zero, soyabean, I gotta say I possibly could be experiencing regret right now. Forgive me.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-06-11 03:58:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This post is quite good. You'll go through anyway, as I'm not playing, because it's a shit competition. But also because I don't have a fucking clue who you are or what you do other than the fact that you live on a bus. Like a homo. Or HurtByTheSun's wife.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-06-11 03:57:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-06-11 08:55:48 BST (#)
Ranking: 0


Also, FJ is my favourite ex boyfriend, despite the fact he cheated on me at least twice with a man called Gary. I could never +2 FJ hate.

~~~~~

I never stopped loving you.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-06-11 03:55:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I would love to +2 his but you had to drag my sorry name into it didn't you?
no1 gets hard about me, he tells me all the time, you need to read between the lines to see that his nasty and cutting insults are in fact the chat up lines of an immature and inexperienced mind.
Also, FJ is my favourite ex boyfriend, despite the fact he cheated on me at least twice with a man called Gary. I could never +2 FJ hate.

Submitted by Wisher at 2010-06-11 02:12:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Condensed hate, compact but potent enough. Like Readers Digest condensed hate, you cut out the deadwood.


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