HateMadness: Matt MarinaraSubmitted by Soyware at 2010-06-17 01:58:36 EDT
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So I started browsing through this guy's posts looking for something to hate, and I vaguely remembered reading most of them. Sure was a bitch finding something to be mad about, though. You know why? HIS POSTS HAVE NOTHING TO THEM!
Here's his user info: http://www.ubersite.com/u/maiorano84
Go ahead, take a look at his ten most recent brain droppings (just droppings, really). It'll only take you about four minutes, I'll wait.
See what I mean? Except for writing a tribute to the worst beer he's ever tasted, his "posts" are hardly something you'd find on twitter! That flash cartoon makes me want to send him a package bomb! Four megabytes for nothing?! How does that even happen?!
Somehow he found the courtesy to condense his last twenty five silent-but-deadlies into one flutter-blast, too bad it's still just as face-wrenching.
You know, if his name were Matt Marijuana I'd at least understand his trouble putting thoughts together and how he can laugh at pictures that, lets face it, were drawn by 4chan addled stoners who think they're the bee's knees.
I just realized this is really weak hate. SO? I came up with all this in less time than it takes you to tie your shoes, Mariachi. I even thought of a solution for your "tarded and all fucked up" problem: