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HateMadness: Matt Marinara

Submitted by Soyware at 2010-06-17 01:58:36 EDT
Rating: 0.72 on 13 ratings (13 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

So I started browsing through this guy's posts looking for something to hate, and I vaguely remembered reading most of them. Sure was a bitch finding something to be mad about, though. You know why? HIS POSTS HAVE NOTHING TO THEM!

Here's his user info: http://www.ubersite.com/u/maiorano84

Go ahead, take a look at his ten most recent brain droppings (just droppings, really). It'll only take you about four minutes, I'll wait.








See what I mean? Except for writing a tribute to the worst beer he's ever tasted, his "posts" are hardly something you'd find on twitter! That flash cartoon makes me want to send him a package bomb! Four megabytes for nothing?! How does that even happen?!

Somehow he found the courtesy to condense his last twenty five silent-but-deadlies into one flutter-blast, too bad it's still just as face-wrenching.

You know, if his name were Matt Marijuana I'd at least understand his trouble putting thoughts together and how he can laugh at pictures that, lets face it, were drawn by 4chan addled stoners who think they're the bee's knees.

I just realized this is really weak hate. SO? I came up with all this in less time than it takes you to tie your shoes, Mariachi. I even thought of a solution for your "tarded and all fucked up" problem:

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Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-06-25 09:26:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2010-06-17 10:57:04 BST (#)
Ranking: -1

Primary school hate.

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I love primairy school. All them lil' kiddies running around all happy-go-lucky.



Little do they know....

Submitted by the_lead_lemming at 2010-06-23 15:40:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i can honestly say i agree with this message

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2010-06-18 02:08:04 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Crap

Submitted by JonnyX at 2010-06-17 15:37:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

a solid +1 if there ever was one

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2010-06-17 14:46:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I sort of saw the hate but I didn't FEEL the hate.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-06-17 12:28:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Auto +2 contest

Homer: What?! Flanders! You're the Devil?

Devil Flanders:
Ho-oh, it's always the one you least suspect.

Treehouse of Horror IV


Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-06-17 09:27:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2010-06-17 09:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It lacks something... but damned if I know what.
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DaBeast is right, you know.

Submitted by DaBeast at 2010-06-17 09:12:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

It lacks something... but damned if I know what.

Submitted by Poots at 2010-06-17 07:59:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

mudwhistle thought that http://www.ubersite.com/m/116713 = http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Criss-Angel-ae11.jpg. which is close but I think chris gaines is edges out criss angel because of the soul patch.

Submitted by Poots at 2010-06-17 07:54:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/116713 = http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/img/review/991001/garth.jpg

The guy in the picture on the right handed link is chris gaines.

My hate message for groundhorse was similar to this hate message the only difference is about 500 posts you have to hate on. I may post it but it's really embarrassing because it is hardly hate worthy.

Viva la hatemaddness.

Submitted by Wisher at 2010-06-17 07:14:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This first thing made me laugh: “So I started browsing through this guy's posts looking for something to hate”

haha

PS: More dramatic readings from “The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories” upcoming!

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-06-17 06:52:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 HateMadness


Needs more madness.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-06-17 05:57:04 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Primary school hate.


Even the Chinese are against me.

-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer