man shit fuckSubmitted by pen_name at 2010-06-27 07:01:13 EDT
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Man it's so early and I should get to bed but I want to post something.
Man shit fuck. T
hat title was inspired by the time I saw a porn where a guy took a shit and then fucked. lol, j/k. Actually it is about communism and how the red menace will take and man and shit on him and fuck him and give him like ten rubles and say, "we'll do this again tomorrow, but it's not so bad because we do it to everybody. Misery loves company, eh comrade?" Da.
And I do like company when I'm miserable. It's like, the world has taken me and shoved it up its ass, so I want to know i'm not the only one tasting terra shitta.
It's hot as tits here. i want to make that an everyday phrase. Hot as tits. it's fucking evocative. Hot as balls has had its time in the forefront, but it is really becoming passe. no one is startled when they hear that anymore. Say hot as tits, though, and you're going to get murmurs and sophmoric giggling. And there's also the fact that you instantly think about hot tits which is awesome, except women who have had mastectomies, but fuck them, where were they when all the dudes will ball cancer were crying over their sweaty empty sacks.
Speaking of which, soccer sucks. It's boring and the rules are retarded. Everybody forgot that because the U. S. of A. had a team, but you should all remember now.
Here's a question: You walk out your front door and see a homeless couple fucking on your steps-- what's your first reaction? Disgust? Laughter.
And also, do you say anything or do you just step over their squirming bodies and pretend you didn't see them? I guess it depends on whether you rent or own.
Another question. What's the "ultimate Romantic Comedy" according to its dvd cover? Hint: Hugh Grant is in it.
And one more thing. How does it make women feel to know that some guy on a bus or a train who saw them in passing, went home and jerked off thinking about them? As a guy, i'd be flattered to know that a woman rubbed her nethers with my visage in her mind, but maybe women are more sensative to unauthorized fantasies.
Her's a picture of the stamp made famous by Tommy Tricker and the Stamp Traveler:
...oh, and don't forget to say hot as tits to a few people.
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