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Submitted by pen_name at 2010-06-27 07:01:13 EDT
Rating: 1.71 on 20 ratings (20 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Man it's so early and I should get to bed but I want to post something.

Man shit fuck. T

hat title was inspired by the time I saw a porn where a guy took a shit and then fucked. lol, j/k. Actually it is about communism and how the red menace will take and man and shit on him and fuck him and give him like ten rubles and say, "we'll do this again tomorrow, but it's not so bad because we do it to everybody. Misery loves company, eh comrade?" Da.

And I do like company when I'm miserable. It's like, the world has taken me and shoved it up its ass, so I want to know i'm not the only one tasting terra shitta.

It's hot as tits here. i want to make that an everyday phrase. Hot as tits. it's fucking evocative. Hot as balls has had its time in the forefront, but it is really becoming passe. no one is startled when they hear that anymore. Say hot as tits, though, and you're going to get murmurs and sophmoric giggling. And there's also the fact that you instantly think about hot tits which is awesome, except women who have had mastectomies, but fuck them, where were they when all the dudes will ball cancer were crying over their sweaty empty sacks.

pfft.

Speaking of which, soccer sucks. It's boring and the rules are retarded. Everybody forgot that because the U. S. of A. had a team, but you should all remember now.

Here's a question: You walk out your front door and see a homeless couple fucking on your steps-- what's your first reaction? Disgust? Laughter.

And also, do you say anything or do you just step over their squirming bodies and pretend you didn't see them? I guess it depends on whether you rent or own.

Another question. What's the "ultimate Romantic Comedy" according to its dvd cover? Hint: Hugh Grant is in it.

And one more thing. How does it make women feel to know that some guy on a bus or a train who saw them in passing, went home and jerked off thinking about them? As a guy, i'd be flattered to know that a woman rubbed her nethers with my visage in her mind, but maybe women are more sensative to unauthorized fantasies.

Her's a picture of the stamp made famous by Tommy Tricker and the Stamp Traveler:

...oh, and don't forget to say hot as tits to a few people.









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Submitted by BranDo at 2010-06-29 06:01:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Talking about the weather and the weather forecast is something for farmers.

Team USA ranks 14 with the FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association), not too bad.


Submitted by YourNameHere at 2010-06-28 16:26:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2010-06-28 15:59:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by loki at 2010-06-28 14:16:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I think it's only fair to admit that I'm going to use "hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock" and pretend that I came up with it.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2010-06-28 12:37:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hotter than the devil's crotch.

Submitted by joedaddy at 2010-06-27 18:39:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

in the old USSR, the "peoples" favorite saying was: fuck your mother
(ie. mother russia)
as to coming across homeless people fucking, as a cop i use to shout various encouragements to either, or both, of them until they stopped or finished
then, and only then did i tell them to kick rocks
you know, what the hell, i'm a people person

Submitted by Poots at 2010-06-27 15:46:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I think people should use the term: well, shit my britches.
more often.

Submitted by Poots at 2010-06-27 15:34:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I meant it was impossible for a mug to be better than and at the same time blah blah blah.

Submitted by Poots at 2010-06-27 15:22:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Things used to never be able to be better than and at the same time, somehow, worse than a mug.

Example: she's hotter than a mug.

He's uglier than a mug.

A mug could only be matched when it came to temperature.

Example: it's cold as a mug.

It's hot as a mug.

Actually that isn't true. Well, it is and it isn't. Things could be colder than a mug and hotter than a mug.

Submitted by Poots at 2010-06-27 15:02:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hotter than a preacher pecker on passover.

Submitted by Poots at 2010-06-27 14:59:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I would think a nuns cunt would be pretty frigid. I've heard tighter than a nuns cunt.

Submitted by DrJazz at 2010-06-27 14:58:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Question: You walk out your front door and see a homeless couple fucking on your steps-- what's your first reaction?

Answer: That depends, is at least one of them a woman?

Question: How does it make women feel to know that some guy on a bus or a train who saw them in passing, went home and jerked off thinking about them?

Answer: It should make them feel less than happy. If they were REALLY hot, the guy wouldn't wait till he got home. A REAL compliment would be to whip it out and start to beat it like it owed you money, right then and there.



And it's hotter here than a set of jumper cables at a Mexican wedding.


Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-06-27 14:22:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I heard "Hotter than a nun's cunt on Sunday" a few times. It's pretty hot out now, but I'm in the pool 'phoning it in. At least it's not as cold as a witch's tit.

Submitted by paxilliona at 2010-06-27 13:23:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It's been in the high 90s in Colorado. Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock. Hotter than a freshly-fucked fox in a forest fire.

Submitted by Poots at 2010-06-27 11:40:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I already have hot as tits in my vault. I like to say hot as satans testicles and variants of that phrase. Hot as spicy tits/titties is pretty good too.

Hot as butt sprinkles.

hot as/hotter than method's mom's vagina.

Hot as donkey balls.

Hotter than 2 fags in texas.
Is the cracker barrell you most frequent smeared with queers? Mine either. Although i went to one in lexington, ky that was like a gay buffet. One dude hissed at me like pee wee herman did in big adventure.-lie
But seriously, a ton of gay dudes (3-5) are lisping that place up.

Hotter than the sphincter of hell.


Submitted by X54 at 2010-06-27 11:29:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

If I found a homeless couple fucking on my steps I would be totally amazed because I live so far out in the country and so far beyond a locked gate and so far up a 4WD only dirt road that the only people who ever come here are people who are really determined to come here for a specific reason and so finding a homeless couple (or anyone at all for that matter) who had undergone the ordeal of getting all the way to my front steps just to fuck on them would in fact be totally amazing.

Then I'd turn the hose on them.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-06-27 10:10:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The stamp reminded me of Brewster's Millions. I liked that movie.

It is the equivalent of winter here. I'm actually quite comfortable, thanks for asking.

Submitted by Procon at 2010-06-27 10:02:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ICO at 2010-06-27 09:59:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Agreed with both poster and first reviewer.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2010-06-27 09:14:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I thought this was going to be about shitfuck.


It IS hot as tits. It will feel over 100 degrees with the heat index today. Fuck the summer right in its ass.


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