Git rid of them thar illegal immigrants!Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2010-07-06 10:30:26 EDT
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"All these gosh-darn speckle heads and moist backers keep takin all our jobs! What are we gonna do about it Amarica!?!?!?!?!?"
-anonymous blowhard politician on the immigration debate.
Here's my ultimate plan to take back American jobs!
We simply take the jobs out from under the illegal immigrants jobs! How simple and easy is that! All we have to do is deny them employment, by taking our large unemployed sector (9.5% as of June 2010) and employing them in all the sectors where those dirty illegal bastards are working!
Think about it!
-No more govt. sponsored spanish translation signs.
-No more confusing spanish language labels on packages of gummy worms! (gusanos gomosos? WTF does that mean?)
-No more unemployment of good, hard working American citizens!
-No more Mexican flags! (except for legal mexican immigrants)
-No more Tacos! (Wait, what?)
In fact, I say as reperations for years of our high unemployment, as a direct result of those dirty, stinkin illegals, we should make them pay to find jobs for our unemployed!
So I got my crew of all Americans together, stormed the party headquarters for takeourjobs.org , and said:
"You gosh-darnit all brown people! You took our jobs, and now you're gonna pay...to get us employed again!"
of course, the reply was an indecipherable:
"Mr. WithGuns, with all due respect, we are only in this country to do the jobs that no-one else wants to do."
"Lies! All lies I say! You nasty bastards need to leave our country and get to work on your own soil!" I shouted, drool dripping from the corner of my mouth, a true indicator of my full rage.
"But Mr. WithGuns, if we go back home, your companies will just outsource your jobs to us anyway, and then you won't even have American companies paying taxes in their local communities.....
(I stopped listening after this, I don't need to listen to no damn socialists, asking you to listen to their arguments is how they trick you!)
"I'll take ma chances you commie pepper eaters."
So, it was about this time, the police showed up, and informed me that I was in the wrong for pointing my boom-stick at the (apparently) quite legal office workers at takeourjobs.org.
As it turned out, despite the web address name, this was an organization to give jobs back to unemployed Americans, not to take the jobs away from them.
Imagine my surprise.
So, if any of you unemployed patriots would really like to take back America from the immigrants, please, take their jobs!
Together, we'll show them damn specks that a pure American worker will wash those dishes faster and pick those oranges with better skill than any foreigner!
GO AMERICA!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!! LEFTOVER EXPLOSIVES FROM 4TH OF JULY WHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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