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Submitted by boomslang at 2010-07-25 11:44:12 EDT
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“The Essence of Self-Leadership”

Coding the leader, start with the basics, satisfy them to prevent distraction, eat, sleep, drink, fuck, befriend, socialize. Now you have a foundation, reach out, touch, understand, be understood, describe the vision, take a step and thus model the way. Moving forward, seeing the future, see the milestone along the way, head towards them, others follow.

Lead. Speak, capture the attention, translate, refine, common ground, high moral ground, coffee ground, grass on the ground, grass roots, dark roots, fake tits, pierced clit, bleached ass, deep throat, slurp slurp, plunge plunge, climax, splat, withdraw, withdraw emotionally, withdraw attentively, withdraw socially,island,

Wilson, fedEx,Russia, packages, on time delivery, time management, crisis management,

handle the situation, don’t panic, think, leader thinks, the others panic, they don’t want to panic, but think it might be the thing to do, it might be the right choice, being afraid may be the best choice in this situation, no this is not that reality, this is this reality, we just have to do this, time management, we’ll work together and if no one is afraid and no one is afraid to work together, if no one is afraid to be in the group then we’ll be a group and we’ll do something really amazing like the vision.

The vision is so sweet let’s get involved together and we’ll devote ourselves and our efforts to the group because what I can do alone pales much in comparison to having the honor of working with the group and moving towards this vision. Also at the same time I will actually attain self-actualization as an added bonus.

This is where I want to be operating anyways, and wow, here is this effort with a noble goal of saving the world or giving everyone this tremendous customer service that changes how the entire world interacts and what their expectation would be, I’m totally unafraid of where we are going and have no inclination to instead do something on my own.

Begin with the end in mind. The outcome, where are we going? I write of the vision. How important is it to have a vision? It’s this important: Imagine for a minute that you are one of 15 people and all of you are in a crisis.

There is a fire to put out. Whether it is a real fire or not, is irrelevant, I can’t believe I only have 700 words to write this. The essence of leadership, give me a fucking break, I’m supposed to condense 5 authors into a page and a half? How the fuck would I do that? Am I supposed to reiterate everything they said or what? What a crap fucking assignment I’m so pissed off at this assignment what would you have me say about this? I need to do somewhat well on this and I assume that I can write a piece of shit and still get a decent enough grade, but in reality we all want the big tongue in the ass that is an A.

The holy grail of academia.

The girl next door with the sexy belly ring and perfect smile. Of course you want to bang her, but feel that banging her would also destroy for you everything that is worth attaining about her. The vision. The vision will be gone once she is banged. You want to bang her, but you don’t want her to be banged. Sexual incompetence, the varying degrees of it can also be quite compelling. If success is measured in orgasms, then hopefully she comes easily. Otherwise this shall be an unsuccessful endeavor, time and time again, and who can truly live with the shame. I am a type A. I must have my A and I must have my girl next door, and I must have her coming all over me. Face, cock, hands: all wet.

I need the release.

I need the ok. I need the pride. I need the accomplishment. I need to know that I can do it, so that I can walk tall around town and feel at least on the inside that I’m the fucking man. And I need this every day. Every fucking day of my life, I need this. The 3 lb monkey, around my neck, pinching my ear and slapping my face. Ahh 722 words.

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When I say "Boom boom boom," you say "Bam, bam, bam,"
No pause in between come on let's jam.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-07-26 08:02:07 EDT (#)
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Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind
If you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find
The things I’ll teach ya is sure to beat ya
But nevertheless you’ll get a lesson from teacher

Kick – Punch – Chop - Block
Once more now
Kick – Punch – Chop - Block

Don’t get cocky, it’s gonna get rocky
We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now

Duck – Jump – Turn - Pose
Listen carefully
Jump – Pose – Duck - And turn

Hm, yeah I see you’re gettin’ better
Kick to the limit in order to get her now

Kick, punch – Chop, block – Chop, kick – Punch, block
It’s gonna get harder now
Duck and jump – Turn and pose – Duck and turn – Jump and punch

Come on now, why don’tcha follow my words
Because we’re almost done, I’ll make it easy at first
I wanna see if you wanna see what it takes
To be the man with the master plan
Are you the man now?

Submitted by Wildman at 2010-07-25 16:30:31 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 for mentioning pudding.

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Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2010-07-25 08:44:41 PDT (#)
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WTF I did read it all. Amusing. Now you better get to work on that assignment and earn the "A"....

Submitted by Soyware at 2010-07-25 12:23:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by boomslang at 2010-07-25 11:44:41 EDT (#)
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Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh
star with Maggie.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Pony