The BOSH Man! SEES THE POWER!!!!!Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2010-07-26 12:34:16 EDT
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I do 4000 pushups and almost 2000 pullups every day. Lately I've been gettin jacked up on five hour energy and cocaine and throwing various items into outer space with nothing but brute arm strength, including Scruggs' banjo collection. He cried for about 3 weeks in a row after I did that. Think I give a fuck? Yea right.
Turns out, the last banjo I threw crashed into a pretty bosh spaceship run by intergalactic bounty hunters on the prowl for some other space narcs, including Thunderlips.
Thunderlips has been pretty much raging atomic leg drops on everything in sight, so catching the attention of space narcs was pretty much inevitable by my count, so i'm gonna go ahead and let myself off the hook for drawing them to earth. In any event, I went over the Thunderlips' house to warn him about the space narcs and found him tea-bagging Tommy 'The Machine' Gunn from Rocky 5.
"Hey Dude, nice work that guy is a faggot"
"Isn't that Macho Man's thing? C'mon man you're better than that"
"hmmmm close, but that's Hacksaw Jim Dougan"
Meanwhile Tommy Gunn is chugging Thunderlips' balls. I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.
"Listen, its not important. I just came over to tell you that some space narcs are heading this way, probably to rape you. I'm getting some beer ready because I know these guys from my own space travels and they like to party. Scruggs caught wind of their arrival and is lubing his butthole in anticipation. I think you should quit leg-dropping everything in sight and go undercover so as to not get raped by space narcs. Perhaps if you weren't such a faggot all the time we wouldn't be having this conversation."
Thunderlips stopped dropping his sack into Tommy Gunn's mouth for a second, seemed to contemplate my offer, then shit his pants.
When the space narcs arrived we drank about 50 beers and pissed on Scruggs while he was violated by the bounty hunters. Thunderlips came out of left field and gave the bounty narcs the biggest atomic leg drop i've ever seen or even heard of. It was so fucking bosh me and scruggs farted in perfect harmony.
Turns out, I underestimated Thunderlips' power. I gave him a high five and he forgave me, whichw as pretty bosh of him. Years later, I got a few more 5 hour energies and threw the space narcs back into outer space with my brute strength and used their space ship to build a new house for Thunderlips.. we hammer down beers and travel through time and space on a daily basis.