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The BOSH Man! LAYS DOWN THE LAW!!!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2010-08-06 12:34:59 EDT
Rating: 1.26 on 38 ratings (38 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

There's been a lot of talk about faggots on Uber today between sico's mugshot, leo decrapio's gay movie, and rob berg's fag-loving queerfest. I thought it best to reinforce the facts: Earl Scruggs is the biggest faggot on the planet. He'll eat a chiuaua's dick for dinner and blow a squirrel for desert. I can't even begin to name the amount of objects he's shoved up his ass, inanimate or otherwise.

One day I caught him getting a tatoo on his lower back that said 'ENTER HERE' with an arrow pointing to his butthole. He is also currently wearing a hat that reads: Fag Below.

Marriage is pretty bosh, gay or otherwise. If two dudes want to get married that is fine with The BOSH Man!, just leave your faggotry at home because I don't want to see it. Besides, The Kid who knows Everything saw this one coming from a mile away, I don't see any room for debate on this subject.

In other news, i've been partying pretty hard for the last two or seven days. I don't believe in exercise, so i've been flexing my biceps constantly for a pretty long time now and they've grown 13 inches in the last 2 days, which is pretty bosh. With my new found strength I gave Thunderlips an atomic leg drop but he just laughed in my face. Thunderlips has moved up a few notches in my book ever since he threw some space narcs back into the galaxy from whence they came with his bare hands, and especially after he shrugged off my leg drop as if he were shooing a mosquito.

Anyway, Bo Jackson just got here so I should get going. He is wearing his Raiders uniform and is weilding a baseball bat and the first words out of his mouth were "Where's that faggot scruggs?" The Kid who knows Everything pointed him in the right direction. Hacksaw Jim Dougan busted through the wall like the Kool-Aid man and said 'HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!' Thunderlips parachuted down from the sky while Molly Hatchet played 'Real American'. I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.

This day is shaping up to be pretty bosh.


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Submitted by fiona378 at 2010-08-11 15:26:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You should post a rant on http://RantFoo.com sometimes.

Submitted by simple_catalyst at 2010-08-10 19:21:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2010-08-09 11:23:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

WHEN IT COMES CRASHIN' DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE...

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2010-08-09 11:01:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Sounds like a Bosh-tastic day to me.

Submitted by Poots at 2010-08-09 07:54:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I gained 2 pounds in five minutes last night but lost five pounds in 2 seconds this morning.

Submitted by cheerios at 2010-08-08 23:24:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

a solid 0.

Submitted by erosion_rules at 2010-08-08 16:57:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I skimmed the fromt page at first and thought for a second that this said "THE BOSH MAN LAYS DOWN ON THE LAWN!!" What the hell kind of story would that make?

Submitted by Soyware at 2010-08-07 19:12:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

My dick grew about 2 inches in the last 3 minutes from reading this. Thanks, Bosh!

Submitted by ICO at 2010-08-07 09:27:52 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

The Makron is unimpressed.

Submitted by DirtyHarry at 2010-08-07 06:56:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

lol batrape

Submitted by Spam at 2010-08-07 02:54:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Still a total retard I see.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2010-08-06 21:51:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

* live GO PHILS WOO!!

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2010-08-06 21:49:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

HAHAHA! FOUR runs scored, bases loaded and no outs! Suck it, Feliciano! Can't believe I'm missing this lie!

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2010-08-06 21:33:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2010-08-06 20:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Either Sacrilicious is a man, you are a woman, one of you is/are a tranny, or Sacrilicious is keeping up the good ol' Philadelphia tradition of "not making any sense because I am too hammered". Hey I'll take some cheez whiz on that!

Except for Chase Utley of course. That guy is (blarf)
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Oh, beeltea, I guess news doesn't travel as fast in NY as I thought..Method established that I'm a tranny several years ago!

I was THIS CLOSE to taking advantage of free, last minute, club box seats to tonight's game, but found out too late to get there. My friend just updated me that she met Mike Schmidt and Ricky Bottalico. Sigh..now all we need to do is turn this bitch around..any time now..in this inning..

Submitted by beeltea at 2010-08-06 20:59:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh, man. That left mouse key is way too sensitive.

Anyhow, trying to make sense of this:

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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2010-08-06 18:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love you. In a heterosexual but still somehow totally gay way.
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Either Sacrilicious is a man, you are a woman, one of you is/are a tranny, or Sacrilicious is keeping up the good ol' Philadelphia tradition of "not making any sense because I am too hammered". Hey I'll take some cheez whiz on that!

Except for Chase Utley of course. That guy is (blarf)



Submitted by Procon at 2010-08-06 20:58:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by beeltea at 2010-08-06 20:53:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Trying to make sense of this:


Submitted by paxilliona at 2010-08-06 20:31:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by sarongthong at 2010-08-06 20:01:01 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Garbage.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2010-08-06 18:32:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I love you. In a heterosexual but still somehow totally gay way.

Submitted by DrJazz at 2010-08-06 18:17:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Earl Scruggs is my baby momma.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-08-06 17:41:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

"In other news, i've been partying pretty hard for the last two or seven days."

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2010-08-06 17:06:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-08-06 15:01:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

INCREDIBOSH!

Submitted by rob_berg at 2010-08-06 14:06:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


...wanna hump?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2010-08-06 13:59:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'LL SAY!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2010-08-06 13:56:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

that is a story for another day, my friend.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2010-08-06 13:53:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Did Bo Jackson then batrape Earl Scruggs?

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2010-08-06 13:48:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Judgement at 2010-08-06 13:22:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2010-08-06 13:01:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

for the record all you dudes/dudettes are pretty bosh

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2010-08-06 13:00:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

It was too easy! YAR HAR!

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-08-06 12:59:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by beeltea at 2010-08-06 12:58:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

KWKE FTW

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2010-08-06 12:54:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It's Friday and I feel like a nuclear physicist because I just replaced the toner cartridges in not one but TWO office printers.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-08-06 12:54:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN at 2010-08-06 12:49:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-08-06 12:49:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

cant get much more BOSH than that.


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