The BOSH Man! LAYS DOWN THE LAW!!!Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2010-08-06 12:34:59 EDT
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There's been a lot of talk about faggots on Uber today between sico's mugshot, leo decrapio's gay movie, and rob berg's fag-loving queerfest. I thought it best to reinforce the facts: Earl Scruggs is the biggest faggot on the planet. He'll eat a chiuaua's dick for dinner and blow a squirrel for desert. I can't even begin to name the amount of objects he's shoved up his ass, inanimate or otherwise.
One day I caught him getting a tatoo on his lower back that said 'ENTER HERE' with an arrow pointing to his butthole. He is also currently wearing a hat that reads: Fag Below.
Marriage is pretty bosh, gay or otherwise. If two dudes want to get married that is fine with The BOSH Man!, just leave your faggotry at home because I don't want to see it. Besides, The Kid who knows Everything saw this one coming from a mile away, I don't see any room for debate on this subject.
In other news, i've been partying pretty hard for the last two or seven days. I don't believe in exercise, so i've been flexing my biceps constantly for a pretty long time now and they've grown 13 inches in the last 2 days, which is pretty bosh. With my new found strength I gave Thunderlips an atomic leg drop but he just laughed in my face. Thunderlips has moved up a few notches in my book ever since he threw some space narcs back into the galaxy from whence they came with his bare hands, and especially after he shrugged off my leg drop as if he were shooing a mosquito.
Anyway, Bo Jackson just got here so I should get going. He is wearing his Raiders uniform and is weilding a baseball bat and the first words out of his mouth were "Where's that faggot scruggs?" The Kid who knows Everything pointed him in the right direction. Hacksaw Jim Dougan busted through the wall like the Kool-Aid man and said 'HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!' Thunderlips parachuted down from the sky while Molly Hatchet played 'Real American'. I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.
This day is shaping up to be pretty bosh.