Ubersite - Epic Star Wars Montage.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-05-11 19:41:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

epic :)

Submitted by edgar rivera at 2013-05-11 11:47:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Cakes at 2011-07-04 03:52:51 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by TexasGalDrew (user info) at 2011-03-02 22:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why in Star Wars did they light-saber fight so much, when all they had to do was pull out a 9 mm and blow them far far away?

.

Because nerds don't use guns, and they're gay, even when they're not homosexluals they're gay.

Out of the blue left-field wtf, http://www.girlsandcorpses.com/backissues.html

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-07-03 22:40:29 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by DonovanMD at 2011-06-26 10:14:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by TexasGalDrew at 2011-03-02 22:24:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Why in Star Wars did they light-saber fight so much, when all they had to do was pull out a 9 mm and blow them far far away?

Submitted by kitchens_closed at 2011-02-16 17:23:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Oven at 2011-02-10 12:54:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Boba Fett would make go woowoo on himself if he saw his frilly likeness though...

Submitted by woody-nightshade at 2011-02-07 19:02:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-01-27 15:53:23 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Jsp (user info) at 2011-01-09 23:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Love this.
- Had to give it a proper presentation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF0LhyDCKgY
I hope You don't mind ;)

Jsp

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haha... sweet.

Submitted by Poots at 2011-01-27 09:21:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

http://www.tomscott.com/weather/starwars/

Submitted by Jsp at 2011-01-09 23:13:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Love this.
- Had to give it a proper presentation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF0LhyDCKgY
I hope You don't mind ;)

Jsp

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-01-05 08:33:07 EST (#)
Rating: 0

half of it was gay and ugly. and it's star wars. not indie or even canadian enough.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-01-04 22:35:26 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Although now there are no more hits to whore... and I have an epic follow up all ready to go.

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Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-01-04 22:34:18 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2011-01-04 06:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Filthy hitwhore

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HEY.

I resemble that remark.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-01-04 08:16:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Epic Star Wars Montage. (409786 hits)

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2011-01-04 06:59:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Accidental filthy hitwhore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/114119

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2011-01-04 06:12:40 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Filthy hitwhore

Submitted by sarongthong at 2010-12-15 14:32:54 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I still can't believe "Star Wars pictures I found on Google" is so popular.

Submitted by Poots at 2010-12-15 14:03:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

http://packratstudios.blogspot.com/2010/07/ww2-star-wars-bounty-hunters.html

Submitted by Poots at 2010-12-14 08:38:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

http://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Episode-Viz-Ball/dp/B000V7IAAY/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=sporting-goods&qid=1292333767&sr=8-2-catcorr

Submitted by beeltea at 2010-11-02 00:53:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

the storm trooper saying "those were the droids I was looking for" got me.

Submitted by Foolproof at 2010-10-21 19:33:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

About to knock me from #5 most viewed.

...bastard.

Submitted by Yozz at 2010-10-15 10:33:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

B@W!

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-10-06 11:12:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Epic Star Wars Montage. (394940 hits)
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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2010-08-31 21:03:04 BST

Submitted by rob_berg at 2010-09-23 19:11:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I didn't do anything beyond build it... although the fact that some fellow star wars geeks/nerds/dorks thought it was worth sharing makes me quite happy.

Your opinion remains predictably irrelevant to me, Simon.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-09-23 09:46:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

With just a modicum of respect this is the biggest piece of shit to be on MVM or B@W. Do you people digg your own posts? Not saying that's a bad thing, just wondering.

Submitted by TheGoat at 2010-09-22 06:19:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Congrats on B@W

Submitted by rob_berg at 2010-09-17 13:43:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2010-09-16 17:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*squak*

Cheerios wanna cracker!

*squak*

Submitted by cheerios at 2010-09-16 19:57:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/126113#3009939

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2010-09-16 19:10:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Congrats on B@W

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-09-16 17:48:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Congrats on MVM and B@W.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2010-09-16 17:09:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Delusional little obsessed garden gnome below.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2010-09-16 16:47:41 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I am fairly certain that 112,269 of these hits are from rob_berg himself, responing to comments.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2010-09-16 16:25:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Own them soon you will, R_S.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-09-16 15:34:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160472362129&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT

why not?

Submitted by rob_berg at 2010-09-14 12:26:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I dunno Kevin:

mon•tage
noun
1.
a. A single pictorial composition made by juxtaposing or superimposing many pictures or designs.
b. The art or process of making such a composition.

col•lage
noun
1.
a. An artistic composition of materials and objects pasted over a surface, often with unifying lines and color.
b. A work, such as a literary piece, composed of both borrowed and original material.

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I think its more of a montage... but I guess both work.

Thanks fer stoppin' by.

Submitted by kevinschmall at 2010-09-14 11:14:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I think it's more of a collage than a montage! Ha, I was looking through them and trying to think of the right word for it. Awesome collage! I love Star Wars!

Submitted by rob_berg at 2010-09-14 02:35:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Hey neutralpiehotel,

Here is the source:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/karpinsky/sets/72157623863970009/with/4578785690/

Good luck with that - make sure you post the finished ink on uber, eh.

Submitted by sandmantate at 2010-09-13 18:21:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by neutralpiehotel (user info) at 2010-09-13 16:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, people never cease to make me lose faith in humanity. Do you really think lecturing me about what I want to get tattooed on me is going to make ANY difference in my choice? What were you trying to accomplish? Being a huge asshole? Congratulations, you have succeeded.

I figured maybe the OP would know where he got it from... hrm, just a thought.

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Go kill yourself, you non-contributing felch stain.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-09-13 16:23:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-09-13 16:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

a tattoo is for life not just drunken adolescence.

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THAT is a lecture?

Yes, I am an arsehole, a huge arsehole, in fact a massive tattooed arsehole. This is Uber, land of arseholes, where arseholes meet and post about their arsehole lives and bitch and moan and call each other arsehole. And sometimes whore.

I am sure Rob can't wait to drop everything in his life - his baby, poutine, pencil, cock - to answer you querery but meanwhile I was offering genuine advice saying ask you question in the form of a post.

Submitted by neutralpiehotel at 2010-09-13 16:18:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wow, people never cease to make me lose faith in humanity. Do you really think lecturing me about what I want to get tattooed on me is going to make ANY difference in my choice? What were you trying to accomplish? Being a huge asshole? Congratulations, you have succeeded.

I figured maybe the OP would know where he got it from... hrm, just a thought.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-09-13 16:12:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

a tattoo is for life not just drunken adolescence.

mind, if you spent an hour searching and then thought to ask the tattoo you hope to get might just suit you to a t.

if you really wanna know though, ask the quesion in an actual post. uber is only too willing to help.

Submitted by neutralpiehotel at 2010-09-13 16:06:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Haaaaaalp!!!!

Does anyone know the source of the Vader/StormTrooper/C3P0/Boba Fett design?! I just spent over an hour searching the interwebs and came up with nothing... I'd really like to find out where it came from, I think that would make a badass tattoo!

If anyone can help, that would be awesome.

Also, this post rules. +2 for Jar Jar getting his shit handed to him

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2010-09-13 12:35:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

#10 on MVM

how about that?

Submitted by sandmantate at 2010-09-10 13:43:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I wish the picture of Jar Jar taking the elbow from the Storm Trooper had made it into the movies somehow.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2010-09-10 11:50:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

berg, when you see snark next, please kick him in his balls. If he looks surprised, kick him again it will be a fabulous opportunity.

one day you'll both laugh about it. I'm from the future it's fucking saturday so I'm already laughing.

Submitted by bart at 2010-09-09 19:02:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

awesome!

Submitted by rob_berg at 2010-09-08 14:06:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

heh, whoda thunk eh?

I have spent the last few days gratuitously touching in celebration.

I deserve it.

: )

Submitted by Dexter-Brown at 2010-09-08 01:24:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Congrats! #14 MVM and climbing mostly thanks to stumbleupon.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2010-09-06 15:22:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Good jumpin' green Jesus Christ.

140,000 hits?

God bless every one of you nerds.

Submitted by sarongthong at 2010-09-05 21:19:24 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

www.google.com

Submitted by Poots at 2010-09-05 10:17:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

http://www.bikkembergs.com/ This video started out pretty cool then....tassels gayed it up, well to be honest it was fairly gay once men were introduced and then the factor of gayity was multiplied by perez hiltonly squared once tassels were introduced. There is even a dude that looks like shitfuck..WEARING TASSELS LOL!

found this by googling the word dirk and bikkembergs came up because the dudes first name is dirk. anyway, it had berg in it so I thought I'd share because sharing is caring.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-09-05 09:10:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Epic Star Wars Montage. (96563 hits)

Oh and people are reposting your work too:
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/929399/Epic+Star+Wars+Montage/

Truly...
Berg IS the word.

Submitted by Hairlessmonkeyballs at 2010-09-05 08:25:38 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Sucked balls...Stupid ass dork shit.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-09-05 07:12:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/125994

NSFW link but what a fantastic pair of titties

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-09-05 06:59:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Epic Star Wars Montage. (89405 hits)

Submitted by rob_berg at 2010-09-04 22:53:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Holy crap-o-la - it's at 55,000 now.

I guess sitting here hitting refresh for the past 6 hours straight really works.

Sweet.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2010-09-04 20:29:03 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

15,000 hits...for this shit?

Submitted by spacemonkey at 2010-09-04 15:55:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I just stumbled upon this. That was pretty awesome. Most of the stuff I hadn't ever seen before, so a +2 to you!

Submitted by NerfHerder at 2010-09-02 20:16:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Yeah there is a bunch of cool sheeeeeeit in there.

Submitted by cocaine at 2010-09-02 14:35:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

*because you put more time and effort into this post than i have in the last month of work.

Submitted by cocaine at 2010-09-02 14:28:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i think the word 'epic' has been severely played out. as has 'fail.' they will both eventually go the way of 'pwned' and 'rofl' and will be lost in internet obscurity forever. hopefully.

that said, i cant wait for the next fad catchphrase to pop up and subsequently disintegrate.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-09-02 14:03:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2010-09-02 09:56:14 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Poots - I love your reviews. Even though empire has consistently been one of my favorite movies of all time... I have never drawn any fan art. Which, as I sit here and ponder that truth, is quite puzzling.

Indo - rad, thanks.

Road Song - what the hell does that have to do with Star Wars? Also that is Chewie in the photo.

Locksly - Always a pleasure. Miss ya, buddy.

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OHHHHNOOOOO! You have ruined my Chewie fetish foreverrrrrr.

What the hell DOES that have to do with Star Wars? Inter-dimensional time travel to Wookie land? heh

Submitted by rob_berg at 2010-09-02 12:56:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Poots - I love your reviews. Even though empire has consistently been one of my favorite movies of all time... I have never drawn any fan art. Which, as I sit here and ponder that truth, is quite puzzling.

Indo - rad, thanks.

Road Song - what the hell does that have to do with Star Wars? Also that is Chewie in the photo.

Locksly - Always a pleasure. Miss ya, buddy.

Submitted by locksly at 2010-09-02 08:52:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Poots at 2010-09-02 08:36:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is eye bulgingly awesome. The only complaint I have is the ed hardy type of art. The rest, PURE AWESOME! I felt like a kid in a candy store and I could go on about how the rancor scene made me misty and confused because I couldn't figure out who was fighting the rancor(maybe just some random fan drawing or something but it looks so familiar to me at the same time. To me it looks like something from unleashed) and how the hot chicks in vader and storm trooper fits made me go all bonery. I could even elaborate and say that I always wanted darth vader to hand me a cupcake and I was moved by the behind the scenes shot of the actors just hanging out.(peter hayhew looks like anthony bourdain, yes I looked peters name up.) If I wanted to I might even be the type of person that would tell you that the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy guitar was maybe one of the coolest things I've ever seen and that the paper machet works were something I had considered to do before, only bigger. If I had even the slightest inclination I would probably tell you that the close up of lukes face while he trusted his instincts and reached out with the force as he reinacted his blasting of womprats using his trusty t-16 back home by bombing the hell out of the death star not just merely impacting it on the surface was like being awoken from a cryogenic state in slave leia's vagina. Then I could say, if i were the type to go on like that, that the boba fett art at the bottom was just bad ass.

Have you done any art work like this mr berglekutt?

Submitted by simple_catalyst at 2010-09-01 22:11:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by indoninja at 2010-09-01 21:18:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You should check out James Hance.

Actually here you go.

http://youbentmywookie.com/wtf/wookiee-the-chew-james-hances-adorable-star-wars-parody-of-winnie-the-pooh-9904

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2010-09-01 17:26:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Darth Stewie on a condom wrapper in French. Well, I just made fifty bucks on a bet.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-09-01 15:54:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Experimental nuclear physicist Dr. Bob Koontz, and independent researcher John Hutchison discussed the Hutchison Effect, and such topics as antigravity, Tesla technology, UFO propulsion, free energy, and the Philadelphia Experiment. The Hutchison Effect "was an accidental discovery I made way back in 1979 when I was replicating a lot of Nikola Tesla's machinery...I was playing with this high voltage equipment and started noticing that certain things would happen like objects moving around by themselves a little bit," said Hutchison. "You cannot explain this effect with conventional physics," noted Koontz, who views this work as far more important than the Large Hadron Collider experiments at CERN.

Koontz characterized Hutchison's experiments as highly sophisticated-- he used one-million-volt Tesla coils to create electromagnetic fields that induced scalar effects or antigravity-- such as levitating heavy objects, or turning metal into jelly. A kind of antigravity shield could be used in a craft or spaceship, Hutchison outlined. By canceling inertial effects, spacecraft could make sharp right turns, and through jumping into subspace or hyperspace, ships could move as fast as they want and not collide with anything, said Koontz. "It doesn't violate the laws of physics to produce free energy-- it's a zero point process," he added.

Not unlike the purported Philadelphia Experiment, Hutchison said he's had samples disappear and reappear during tests. "I've had other samples where the steel itself is aging in time," for every day about 10 years ahead in time-- according to a study the Max Planck Institute conducted on one of the samples, he reported. Hutchison, who has a YouTube channel featuring videos of levitation and many of his experiments, said he is currently focused on developing free energy and new propulsion systems.
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What the hell does this have to do with Star Wars? Maybe nothing...

Submitted by Carnifex at 2010-09-01 15:29:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Yes.

Submitted by Snark at 2010-09-01 13:59:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

May the Schwartz be with you.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2010-09-01 13:38:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Indeed

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-09-01 09:23:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I just realized there is a bottle of lotion next to darth! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Submitted by DirtyHarry at 2010-09-01 09:22:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

lady vader, OK; lady storm trooper much hotter.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2010-09-01 09:13:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Dork-tastic.

Submitted by czwij at 2010-09-01 07:59:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

i'd join the dark side right fucking now if i could have a half hour with that lady vader.

otherwise, you sir, are a star wars nerd.
deal with it.

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN at 2010-09-01 07:52:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2010-09-01 07:51:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-08-31 16:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you get +2's forever for Jar-Jar getting elbowed in the face.
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not to mention that black and white Boba Fett, freaking sick.

Good work Berg.

Submitted by BranDo at 2010-09-01 07:50:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

This is not a photo opportunity.

Submitted by Dervel at 2010-09-01 06:56:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'd like to hear what the guitar sounds like, it looks awesome.

Submitted by TuTs at 2010-09-01 04:43:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I would kill for a baby chewbacca pet. KILL! Thanks for bringing out my murderous rage Rob-ster.

Submitted by RotAtoR at 2010-09-01 03:45:43 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2010-08-31 22:04:00 BST (#)
Ranking: -1

Hate Star Wars. Always have...always will.

Aye.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2010-09-01 02:18:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fuctastic.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-09-01 02:03:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I loved it for what there was but feel untold longing for all the things that weren't here... Not even an image of Anakin Solo :( whom a lot of geeks (like me) would argue was every bit as influential as Luke Skywalker.

Submitted by MeatPete at 2010-08-31 23:43:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That was really good! Thanks for posting it

Submitted by Dexter-Brown at 2010-08-31 21:34:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

How does one go about procuring a miniature sand person?

Submitted by Procon at 2010-08-31 20:41:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was cooler than I thought it would be.

Submitted by lungfish at 2010-08-31 20:00:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I keep forgetting my password.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-08-31 18:45:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Please tell me that tall guy in the black & white cast photo is NOT my favorite Wookie. PLEASEPLEASE

Great montage

Submitted by rob_berg at 2010-08-31 18:20:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-08-31 16:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you get +2's forever for Jar-Jar getting elbowed in the face.

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Yeah, that was a definite "must include" image.

Submitted by cheerios at 2010-08-31 18:10:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

yea, shlongy definitely is a fag, no question.

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2010-08-31 18:03:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

fag below

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2010-08-31 17:59:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2010-08-31 17:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Hate Star Wars. Always have...always will.

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*slowly shakes head*

Submitted by Darth_Famine at 2010-08-31 17:50:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

star wars auto +2

Submitted by DirtyHarry at 2010-08-31 17:07:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 For a lot of stuff I haven't seen.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2010-08-31 17:04:00 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Hate Star Wars. Always have...always will.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2010-08-31 16:57:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-08-31 16:54:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Djano that Verizon had to license the word "Droid" from Lucasfilm in order to call their new 'phones what they call them? True story.

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2010-08-31 16:47:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Bravo!!

That was a whole lot of awesome shoved into one post.

Submitted by cheerios at 2010-08-31 16:34:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

well done.

Submitted by august_sobriquet at 2010-08-31 16:24:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i like posts like this.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-08-31 16:16:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

EPIC!!!!!!!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-08-31 16:11:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

you get +2's forever for Jar-Jar getting elbowed in the face.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2010-08-31 16:07:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

And as an added bonus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYL3j27sSH8&feature=player_embedded

Epic Star Wars Montage.

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