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Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-09-28 09:54:27 EDT
Rating: 1.49 on 84 ratings (84 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Ladies..I need your pussy.

Well, not me specifically, just indirectly.
Let me start from the beginning.

I have a computer virus, a real bitch of one.
It the kind that pretends it’s found a virus and then tries to get you to buy a bogus antivirus software program. I have gotten rid of most of it but I still get my browser redirecting away from legit sites and going to random web pages, I get system instability problems.

Fuck it’s horrible.

These damn things don’t just come out of thin air you know, someone has to make them. Do people actually fall for this stuff? I guess they must otherwise why make them? It must be the same people that click on pop up ads, “holy crap, I do want a bigger penis! Good thing this ad showed up while I was watching porn!”
My point is someone is making these viruses and its no surprise that it is nerds.

Like everything there is a motive but nerds aren’t focused on money and they aren’t inherently evil they are just bored. Why are they bored? Well for one they have no social life, no girlfriends, and no sex.

This is where you girls come in

please start fucking nerds.

If you have daughters, teach them to fuck nerds too. Encourage it even, give them extra allowance or something. At very least, cock tease one, give that guy in IT something to wank to besides the Night Elf he currently uses to get his rocks off. Remember hand on his pud is better than hand on the mouse.

The way I see it is all my computer problems are your fault. Remember that chubby kid in 10th grade that had a crush on you? But you and your cheerleader girlfriends made fun of him. Well that fat bastard is writing code that is killing my registry. And it’s all because you couldn’t lower your standards and see beyond the glasses and Dungeons & Dragons lunch box.
Would it of killed you to sneak him a French kiss when no one was looking? Flash him your panties? Hell, even a bra strap and he would have been happy. It’s not like he would tell anyone, he doesn’t have friends.

Hopefully I will fix my PC and I won’t have to actually buy a new one, but if it comes to that I want to know that I don’t have to stress over ad ware and Trojans and viruses. So please for all of us,
for me,
show the nerds a little luvin.



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Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2010-10-05 12:28:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fix the Trojans, with Trojans™.

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN at 2010-10-03 10:50:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-10-01 09:44:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by xero (user info) at 2010-09-30 01:10:12 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

what about EYEglasses.

Death to those as well?

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No. They use the correct prefix.

We use a system of managing documents at work called iZone.

iHate it.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-10-01 09:16:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I recently got attacked by some bastard virus called My Security Shield, sounds similar to what you mention. It was masquerading as anti-virus software and a right pain in the arse.

Submitted by stone8946 at 2010-09-30 14:45:29 EDT (#)
Rating: -1


Submitted by Cakes at 2010-09-29 23:41:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Very funny/creative.

Submitted by xero at 2010-09-29 20:10:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

what about EYEglasses.

Death to those as well?

Submitted by sarongthong at 2010-09-29 20:09:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"It the kind that pretends it’s found a virus and then tries to get you to buy a bogus antivirus software program. I have gotten rid of most of it but I still get my browser redirecting away from legit sites and going to random web pages, I get system instability problems."

I had this, so you get a sympathy +2. Have fun trying to beat it, I had to reinstall Windows!

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-09-29 16:23:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Yes, they're all iDiots.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-09-29 10:23:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

DEATH TO MAC, APPLE, IPHONES AND IPODS/PADS/PIDS/PUDS/PEDS OR ANY OTHER 'I' PRODUCT!

Submitted by Darth_Famine at 2010-09-29 10:20:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-09-29 09:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Iphone dont mean nuthin to me
i got Verizon
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-09-29 08:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SLUTS!!

listen FALLEN if girls just gave it up to all the geeks in the world we wouldnt have the fucking iPhone, you selfish bastard!


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You both have a point, but I have a crackberry cause Iphones suck.


Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-09-29 09:05:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Iphone dont mean nuthin to me
i got Verizon

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2010-09-29 08:58:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

SLUTS!!

listen FALLEN if girls just gave it up to all the geeks in the world we wouldnt have the fucking iPhone, you selfish bastard!

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-09-29 06:27:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Nobody is nobody

Submitted by TuTs at 2010-09-29 06:09:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Everybody is somebody.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-09-29 01:53:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2010-09-28 18:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-09-28 16:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what is this, no1?? sweet talkin' tuts the way you compliment me?? but i thought we had something special, man. You fucking slag. that's it, it's over.


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Oh good then I can swoop in :P


Too soon?

*eg*
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no, just don't forget the hat
:)

tuts, i like to think no1 is just no1

Submitted by TuTs at 2010-09-28 22:44:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2010-09-29 03:54:14 WST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-09-28 10:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We don't have cheerleaders in Australia and I left high school when I was 16. But! I have noticed that generally the more intelligent a person is the less attractive they are.

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Given we've all seen your swollen mal-formed face and how unattractive you are, and taking your hypothesis on the co-relation between intelligence and attractiveness as probably, I guess that would provide an explanation on why you dropped out of high-school at 16 and are now a twice knocked up unemployed whore living with a third rate burn-out posting on a seventh rate shitsite.

xoxo
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Sorry orphy, I was kind of asking for that one though. Or you could say I was gagging for it... like a slut..... Is no1 skrap?

Submitted by Darth_Famine at 2010-09-28 18:28:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-09-28 16:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what is this, no1?? sweet talkin' tuts the way you compliment me?? but i thought we had something special, man. You fucking slag. that's it, it's over.


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Oh good then I can swoop in :P


Too soon?

*eg*

Submitted by rob_berg at 2010-09-28 17:32:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


You could very well be on to something here.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-09-28 17:00:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

COOTIES.....RUNNNNN!

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-09-28 16:11:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

what is this, no1?? sweet talkin' tuts the way you compliment me?? but i thought we had something special, man. You fucking slag. that's it, it's over.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-09-28 16:05:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

no1 is here, no no one is here on this backwater but me and you so you'll have to keep your insults mano a um...what ever you are?

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2010-09-28 15:59:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-09-28 14:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I *am* a girl. Maybe i am not intellectual enough

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Your days of being a "girl" are long gone, my dear little post-gestation sow. You're right about not being intellectual though.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-09-28 15:57:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

well, you mom keeps me busy but other than that I come here.


DAMN NIGGA DROPPED A "YO' MOMS" COMBACK ON YO ASS

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2010-09-28 15:56:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-09-28 15:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I write about anal ridges and hard cocks getting siphoned out of tight spaces. Sounds like a win/win/win!

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No one cares about your diary entries about what the boys do to your pudgy ass faggot.

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2010-09-28 15:55:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Fallen,

While all the other sexless overwieght nerds are spending their free time writing viruses, what exactly is it that your 40 year old virgin ass does? Just wondering.

Submitted by loki at 2010-09-28 15:54:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

you poor dear

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2010-09-28 15:54:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-09-28 10:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We don't have cheerleaders in Australia and I left high school when I was 16. But! I have noticed that generally the more intelligent a person is the less attractive they are.

================================================

Given we've all seen your swollen mal-formed face and how unattractive you are, and taking your hypothesis on the co-relation between intelligence and attractiveness as probably, I guess that would provide an explanation on why you dropped out of high-school at 16 and are now a twice knocked up unemployed whore living with a third rate burn-out posting on a seventh rate shitsite.

xoxo

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-09-28 15:18:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

My art is Rad. Your writing is Rad. I write about anal ridges and hard cocks getting siphoned out of tight spaces. Sounds like a win/win/win!

Seriously though, how thumb-like is your clam hammer clit?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-09-28 15:18:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

the truth about fallen?
wait....what?

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-09-28 15:11:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

is that sarcasm or geniune sexual excitement? i could write more fiction but i fel it may be on the same level as your 'art' :P

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-09-28 15:10:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fist pumping hard about that one. WHoooPPP WOOOT!

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-09-28 15:09:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

it was all a mean trick sico, i'm gonna make a post - the truth about fallen
oh all shall be revealed

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-09-28 15:01:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Look at you fallen. You coo the pants right off of her, homie. ATTA BOY! Stud muffin....WOOT WOOT!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-09-28 15:00:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

no i think its the girl parts that keep him away, this uber remember.
they all want to see hole but wouldnt have a clue what to do with one

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-09-28 14:56:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I *am* a girl. Maybe i am not intellectual enough

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-09-28 14:39:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

5 mins

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-09-28 14:33:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

no, I dont think you are you're a girl.

old man?..

listen dont make me go alternate contact methods
because I WILL use that one.
you know which one.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-09-28 14:28:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

lol
try harder old man
i am not falling for that
if it were that important you'd have used other methods of communication - telepathy, pigeon carrier
is it because i have been flirting with jack?
it's very much one sided, i don't think i'm his type

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-09-28 14:20:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

look, you're in enough trouble as it is, after what you did.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-09-28 14:19:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

*ground

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-09-28 14:17:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

omg i told you before if you run out of pizza sauce just use passata with a little chopped basil and groun pepper in it
seriously, i am not talking to you
thief

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-09-28 14:13:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

no its not that, but yes that too, it's something different and important.

and I never said they needed to be hot, nerds dont care.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-09-28 14:07:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

No, I know what that is, you tell me every day.
I am sorry but what you have done is *unforgivable*.
I try to post quality* fiction and what do you do? Trample all over it with your cheap 'let your hot daughters shag virgin geeks like every uber user**' post.
It's disgraceful. This is a serious writers forum and you don't evn capitalise at the beginning of sentences!!
You're dead to me FALLEN.

*this is entirely the opinion of the author
** I believe Iccy and Skrap have had sex at least once (not together) ((although I can't be sure))

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-09-28 14:00:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

OMG I totally did!

but I have something important to tell you.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2010-09-28 13:59:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-09-28 12:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it failed a system restore and service pack 3 upgrade
how do i get to those regeistry files to delete them, if i get brave enough to try it


if you're asking this you might want to skip it and just reload the system but....

start>run type "regedit" click ok. follow the path those keys just tell it to start so really if you find and stop the running process that actually does the work, then delete the associated file, you'll be ok. you'll get errors when you boot saying the system can't find the file but that's ok cause you don't want it to. if files are not where I've said they will be then you may have a different variant and will need someone to help root it out

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-09-28 13:50:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

OMG you totally stole my heat!
I am so not taking to you now!!
really.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2010-09-28 13:47:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Write-filter.

It's bulletproof. I've been intentionally trying to infect this laptop for five months now. If I don't commit my session to the hard drive, nothing gets written there. Everything is saved in memory until you decide to commit. I've opened infected files directly on my desktop, let the processes run, saved the infected file to a USB drive, hit the power button and let it shut down. When I turn it back on, no virus. I can even visit warez sites (essentially a malware proving ground) Of course, it gets to be a pain in the ass when you're working within the system and you forget to commit before you shut down. You lose everything. Even any rearrangement of desktop icons.

I can't offer you this version I have as it's proprietary and I'm still trying to break the indestructible motherfucker, but there are supposedly several of these programs out there, including virtual desktops. It doesn't help you with your current problem, but it will damn sure prevent any further ones.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-09-28 12:50:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Tuts should hook up with iddqd. I say a combined IQ of at least 12.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-09-28 12:46:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-09-28 12:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2010-09-29 00:25:49 WST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-09-28 10:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We don't have cheerleaders in Australia and I left high school when I was 16. But! I have noticed that generally the more intelligent a person is the less attractive they are.
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Volumes spoken here.
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Oh shut your mouth before I fuck it. I was generalising and Bubba saying all ugly people are intelligent therefore I am intelligent is a fallacy.
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Calm down, TuTs. I find intelligence to be quite attractive. Make of that what you will.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-09-28 12:36:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-09-28 12:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2010-09-29 00:25:49 WST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-09-28 10:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We don't have cheerleaders in Australia and I left high school when I was 16. But! I have noticed that generally the more intelligent a person is the less attractive they are.
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Volumes spoken here.
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Oh shut your mouth before I fuck it. I was generalising and Bubba saying all ugly people are intelligent therefore I am intelligent is a fallacy.
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A) All ugly people are intelligent.
B) I am ugly.
C) Therefore, I am intelligent.

No fallacy. Pure, indisputable logic.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-09-28 12:34:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

When I got this machine for Xmas, it came with full-blown Norton 360. I also got Norton 360 v3.0 to install when the sample program expired. Since I had three installs available, I put one on my old, infected computer. Norton found almost 200 infections of varying degrees. When it was done, my old machine ran like brand new. I likes Norton.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-09-28 12:31:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

it failed a system restore and service pack 3 upgrade
how do i get to those regeistry files to delete them, if i get brave enough to try it

Submitted by TuTs at 2010-09-28 12:30:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2010-09-29 00:25:49 WST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-09-28 10:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We don't have cheerleaders in Australia and I left high school when I was 16. But! I have noticed that generally the more intelligent a person is the less attractive they are.
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Volumes spoken here.
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Oh shut your mouth before I fuck it. I was generalising and Bubba saying all ugly people are intelligent therefore I am intelligent is a fallacy.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2010-09-28 12:29:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

just read more of your post (got bored earlier). there is a lot of money to be had for those that write this stuff. Gobs and gobs and gobs of money.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2010-09-28 12:27:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

some of them also make sure to place themselves in the restore. they like to protect themselves.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-09-28 12:25:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-09-28 10:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We don't have cheerleaders in Australia and I left high school when I was 16. But! I have noticed that generally the more intelligent a person is the less attractive they are.
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Volumes spoken here.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-09-28 12:25:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Also, I think you can restore the computer to earlier settings, if it will let you. Some of these viruses (virii?) wipe out the restore capability. What antivirus program are you running?

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2010-09-28 12:22:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

the registry keys to look for will have the very same process name, for example: jkhssopssw.exe, in it. they are the ONLY thing you'll want to remove from the registry. there are probably more sprinkled throughout the registry but those are the ones that call it. if you're feeling spunky you can search the registry for the process name just be careful cause deleting the wrong thing in the registry will hose your computer faster than the spyware you picked up.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2010-09-28 12:19:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

you should find everything as i described. he's right though... be careful in the registry. i'm pretty sure the redirects you're seeing are because of the proxy settings it modifies. gotta get rid of the registry keys so it stops calling it at reboot. get rid of the file so it doesn't function. have to stop the process before you can do any of the rest. I've cleaned this (and it's weekly variant) for dumb users for the last year now.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-09-28 12:16:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

it was the fake microsoft security esentials virus
it is on xp

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-09-28 12:15:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

He who fucks with the registry is asking to crash.
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2010-09-28 12:14:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

c:\documents and settings\%yourusername%\local settings\application data find the randomly named folder that has recently been modified, open it and note the name of the .exe in the folder.

reboot computer.

immediately open task manager as computer comes up, find process that matches the name you wrote down earlier on the processes tab and kill the process.

go back to earlier location and delete the file.

open browser and go to tools>internet options> on the connections tab click on Lan settings and uncheck the two boxes concerning proxy and then click ok.

HKey_current_user\software\microsoft\windows\run find the item pertaining to the process name you noted erarlier

HKEY_Local_Machine\software\microsoft\windows\run find the item pertaining to the process name you noted erarlier

hmmm..... those are the locations on winxp and I'm 80% sure you have the malware i think you do. on vista the locations will be pretty much the same but slightly differently named.

you can send me money or books.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-09-28 12:13:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-09-28 10:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We don't have cheerleaders in Australia and I left high school when I was 16. But! I have noticed that generally the more intelligent a person is the less attractive they are.
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HOLY CRAP!! I MUST BE A FRIGGIN' GENIUS!!!

Submitted by TuTs at 2010-09-28 12:00:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes (user info) at 2010-09-28 23:13:17 WST (#)
Ranking: 2

With your stolen pluckers?
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The funny thing is I did steal them.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-09-28 11:56:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Holy Crap, no one cares you dust mite circa 1963.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-09-28 11:53:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-09-28 11:49:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

^and

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-09-28 11:49:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

It's definitely you who needs it you desperate sex(less)agenarian. Seriously, what the fuck are you doing on the internet anyway? Bingo halls are packed at this hour we know you are a post menopausal retiree.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-09-28 11:43:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Yeah, but I got my own back and had the bitch deported.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-09-28 11:31:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

no doubt some aussie stole it

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-09-28 11:26:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I never had a lunch box :*(

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-09-28 11:22:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i never had a D&D lunch box
I did have a kick ass Avengers lunch box

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-09-28 11:13:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

With your stolen pluckers?

Submitted by TuTs at 2010-09-28 11:04:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hairclips? That's only for thems fancy crims, we got rocks and they just taight us to run really fast.

Seriously though, you do know that a deviant class would utterly fail with no dominant class? Anyway I'm bored so I'm going to go pluck my eyebrows.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-09-28 11:02:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

fallen, you seem to know a lot about the sexual inexperience of virginal computer geeks.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-09-28 10:56:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Left school at 16! WOW! I didn't realise cons were educated to such an age, or did you just have to resit lockpicking class a few years in a row? I bet you were at the laughing stock when you finally got your own hairclip at that ripe old age.

Submitted by TuTs at 2010-09-28 10:51:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

We don't have cheerleaders in Australia and I left high school when I was 16. But! I have noticed that generally the more intelligent a person is the less attractive they are.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-09-28 10:46:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Tuts, with your genes you're gonna need some sort of super-hunk to come up with something vaguely humanoid.



ZING!!





*Only joshing ya, I have no idea what you look like.

Although your prejudgement of 'Nerds' makes me think you *were* a cheerleader. Did you cheer with Dubya?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-09-28 10:35:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

you said youporn was fine and now look what happened

Submitted by TuTs at 2010-09-28 10:31:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

No nerd sex in this family I want attractive Grand-children and nerds are generally ugly.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-09-28 10:21:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

is this your way of asking for an open relationship? ;)

serves you right for clicking a dodgy porn link, perv.

Submitted by Yozz at 2010-09-28 10:12:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Microsoft products are for country-fried rubes, nazis, mouth-breathing pederasts, good-for-nothing asshole son-in-laws and nerds.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2010-09-28 10:11:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I was writing a response, but it is quickly becoming a post. See you in a bit.


Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college students: jocks
and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes to College