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RAAA. It is time. Casting call for GRUBERFEST 2010.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-01 07:32:08 EDT
Rating: 0.87 on 100 ratings (100 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

It is time…MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH. COUGH. CACKLE. ETCETERA.

Scary story time ubersiters.

It comes in all shapes and extra large sizes…it comes in the form of spectres, suspense, and small yapping dogs who seem like real man eaters from the other side of the fence. It comes from losing something important, or from STEPPING ON A RUSTED NAIL CAN YOU SAY INFECTION…OR EVEN WORSE BEING BITTEN BY ONE OF THOSE YAPPING DOGS IN KOREA AND THINKING YOU MIGHT HAVE RABIES. WHAT IS SCARIER THAN RABIES SERIOUSLY. Other than maybe TuTs’s weird toilet fish from like ages ago or your parents telling you that the swinging sixties has a literal translation and isn’t just a decade in time.
It’s graveyards and haunted houses and men dressed up like pandas on the subway. IT’S REALIZING THAT YOU HAVE A MANCRUSH ON ONE OF THE HANSON BROTHERS…if you’re a dude but if you’re a chick it’s also pretty bad. It's the thought that George Lucas would actually release Star Wars in 3D in 2012...wait...right...what a TOTAL CUNT.

As you can CLEARLY see your writing options are endless here people.

SO.

This is a casting call…of sorts, for those wishing to be contestants in THE ULTRA FABULOUS AND UNENDINGLY (for the month of October) AWESOME GRUBERFEST 2010…THE WINNER OF WHOM IS SUPPOSEDLY ENTITLED TO HAVING ALL SORTS OF CRAZY SEX THOUGH I SAW NO EVIDENCE OF THAT AND THINK SKRAPMETAL IS A TOTAL LIAR. You will however get the wickedly awesome title of GRUEMASTER in the upcoming year if you win, and THAT LITLE NUGGET WILL LOOK AMAZING ON YOUR CV.
If you would like to join in this totally wicked and evil in that poison apple writing sort of way, please sign up below.

I will post the matchups sometime on October 5th.

I’m off to do something that may or may not be awesome.


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Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2010-10-04 21:29:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2010-10-03 06:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2010-10-02 22:20:19 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I saw the Pixies last week.
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I saw them in Seattle earlier this year...were they still on their Doolittle tour?
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+2 for that. I saw them on their first reunion in 2004. 3rd rowish..one of the best shows ever. I had Breeders tickets for about a month ago, but my nephew decided to enter the world that day and he is awesomer, so after 2 days of no sleep I decided to let some random poor art school student have my ticket instead.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2010-10-04 16:35:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Hornet, there will probably never be another Ubermadness, sadly.

I do, however, believe that you're in time for this one here.
I look forward to destroying you all.

Submitted by Hornet at 2010-10-04 15:47:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Does anybody know if there will be another UberMadness game? Do we have to ask Bart or how do we do it if anyone is interested?

Submitted by Hornet at 2010-10-04 15:45:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Darn did I miss the signup time? I would like to take part please!

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2010-10-03 17:49:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

8-tracks? Thanks a lot, lungfish. You made me feel old, too. I have a junker '77 Ford T-bird with an 8-track in the dash that still works. My first stereo had an 8-track player in it and I think my mom still has it.

Next thing you know, we'll be describing where we were when the accident happened at Three Mile Island. I mean, weren't we the generation that was supposed to invent the process to live forever?

Submitted by lungfish at 2010-10-03 17:04:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2010-10-03 06:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2010-10-02 22:20:19 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I saw the Pixies last week.
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I saw them in Seattle earlier this year...were they still on their Doolittle tour?

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Yup. And I finally got Surfer Rosa on cd yesterday. I don't even own a working cassette player anymore.

I still have 8-track tapes of CCR and Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Fuck I'm old.

Submitted by FilthyMonkey at 2010-10-03 16:39:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Hey, would love to join in but I will be racing a Tuk Tuk across India. True Story.

Will be sure post you guys some pics when I get back tho.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-03 06:04:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2010-10-02 22:31:59 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I remember vagina stew.
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HAHAHA

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-03 06:03:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2010-10-02 22:20:19 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I saw the Pixies last week.
_____________________________________

I saw them in Seattle earlier this year...were they still on their Doolittle tour?

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2010-10-03 01:31:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I remember vagina stew.

Submitted by Wildman at 2010-10-03 01:28:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This is what's known as: Stalk-Lite due to a lousy PBS episode of: S. Holmes

Submitted by lungfish at 2010-10-03 01:20:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I saw the Pixies last week.

Submitted by lungfish at 2010-10-03 01:19:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Nope. Not doing it. I look forward to reading the comments beneath the stories, though.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2010-10-02 23:43:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Famous not-so-last words.

Submitted by august_sobriquet at 2010-10-02 22:37:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

progressing to all out bawling and the wailing of such things as "WHY?!!!!!!!!!111!!!," and "OH GOD!!!!"

I quit über 4 eva!

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2010-10-02 19:55:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2010-10-02 16:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2010-10-02 15:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2010-10-01 13:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2010-10-01 12:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Probably not.
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Boooooooooooo! but, you can bang out posts like it's going out of style! You gonna be too busy making your christmas dvd and serving your wife queen or what?

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What? Sorry. I missed this. I guess the mandatory response is "not nearly as busy as you'll be cramming ho hos into your gaping maw, Shamu."
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Oh, I see. well then, mandatory accusations about your overall character and some indication that you may have really hurt my feelings now. and tearful sniffling defense about my diet.

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Cry. Cry into your twinkies, Jaba.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-02 19:32:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

soooooooooooo.....

FALLEN
F.J.Bell
orphelia
Brdn_Nkd
august_sobriquet
SilvrWolf
skrapmetal
sicosemen
TuTs
RoadSong
Soyware
JoeyG
whiskey_jack
Psygns_of_the_Tymes
Dervel

If any of this is incorrect, please let me know. I wasn't 100% on the last two on the list, but am assuming that "ill skillz" is a go...as is some scary conker writing. I think orphelia has schooled me in the past concerning what a conker is but I have since forgotten due to my rapidly degenerating squishy memory brain bits (technical term there people).

THAT IS ALL FOR NOW - 3 days left to sign up...or thereabouts.

Submitted by cheerios at 2010-10-02 17:55:53 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Hate = the standard operating procedure of the democrats.

That is exactly why the democrats are in such trouble right now. They lost the voters the instant they started their campaign of hate against 'Grandma Jones' down the street and 'John Doe' next door because they support common sense in politics and the Tea Party. When you start a campaign of hate directed at innocent people all over the country that tends to really make those people mad. And when their neighbors see how those people are being treated when they are not as described by the democrat party word tends to spread. Now (in the words of Obama's preacher, the rev. Wright) those chickens are coming home to roost. The democrat party's SOP of hate is plain to see now and the voting public doesn't like it one bit.

Submitted by august_sobriquet at 2010-10-02 16:16:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2010-10-02 15:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2010-10-01 13:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2010-10-01 12:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Probably not.
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Boooooooooooo! but, you can bang out posts like it's going out of style! You gonna be too busy making your christmas dvd and serving your wife queen or what?

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What? Sorry. I missed this. I guess the mandatory response is "not nearly as busy as you'll be cramming ho hos into your gaping maw, Shamu."
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Oh, I see. well then, mandatory accusations about your overall character and some indication that you may have really hurt my feelings now. and tearful sniffling defense about my diet.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2010-10-02 15:43:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2010-10-01 13:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2010-10-01 12:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Probably not.
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Boooooooooooo! but, you can bang out posts like it's going out of style! You gonna be too busy making your christmas dvd and serving your wife queen or what?

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What? Sorry. I missed this. I guess the mandatory response is "not nearly as busy as you'll be cramming ho hos into your gaping maw, Shamu."

Submitted by whiskey_jack at 2010-10-02 15:02:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yeah sure I dont have much onmy plate currently. Im in

Submitted by JoeyG at 2010-10-02 14:16:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

sign me up ducks :)

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-10-02 00:29:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Homer: There couldn't be heaven if there weren't a hell.

Bart: Who's in there?

Homer: Oh, uh ... Hitler's dog. And that dog Nixon had, whassisname, um,
Chester ...

Lisa: Checkers.

Homer: Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one -- the
one that mauled Jimmy.

Dog of Death



Submitted by Wildman at 2010-10-02 00:10:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


Not only can I still smell Bubba in the review section, I'm now seeing nose hairs and ear hairs that one could use for paintbrushes.


Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-10-01 21:41:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 01, 2010

Jack The Ripper: September 29, 1888

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-10-01 21:37:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-10-01 12:16:29 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no Road Song, she's just drunk.
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Still, a brand new word is worthy of notice!

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-01 18:23:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

OR BOTH. THAT IS A GOOD COMBINATION TOO.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-01 18:22:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

In reading the reviews I am pleased to see that the love here is still strong as ever you gorgeous dandies.

GROUP HUG!

Okay.

Ooooooookay.

wait wait okay no stop. STOP. OML STOP TOUCHING EACH OTHER LIKE THAT you absolute PER...oooh that feels sort of ni...omL WTF GROSS. KEEP YOUR HANDS IN YOUR OWN PERSONAL BUBBLES AND SICO GIVE ME THE godDAMNED KNIFE.

11 is more than I expected (I am looking forward to reading your tales!) but it is making me greedy for more.

I WANT MORE. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEE BRAINS. Or writers. I'll take either. No pressure.

What is a conker?

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2010-10-01 16:06:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

will jack be cheating?

will skrap be retarded?

will bubba ever realize he can once again login as bubba2341?

you're welcome fag below

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-10-01 15:54:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2010-10-01 15:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


P-e-e-U.....I smell an old man holding a crowbar, below.

Des-per-ah-dough, Why don't you......


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"Blow it out your asshole, Wildfag."

Just shut up, little man. Shit, you are not even a man. You are a fool and a SMALL boy. Dumber than Apollo. Even sico surpasses you in intellect, and that's scary. You are a fucking fool. Live with it, asshole.

PS: Apollo88: kiss my ass, you worthless piece of transplanted British cunthole.

Submitted by Wildman at 2010-10-01 15:43:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


P-e-e-U.....I smell an old man holding a crowbar, below.

Des-per-ah-dough, Why don't you......











Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-10-01 15:19:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-10-01 15:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no Road Song, she's just drunk.
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And she lives in OZ. That's all we need to know.

All of the above make her stupid, ugly, and worthless. But hey!! We probably love her ugly stupid worthless ass anyway!!
































:D

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-01 15:16:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

no Road Song, she's just drunk.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-10-01 15:04:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-10-01 10:37:56 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I said yes Fallen you senile Sir Octogenarianthur.
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You invented a word!

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-10-01 14:34:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Platypus fucker, below.

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2010-10-01 14:15:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-10-01 11:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm really rather ravishing without the clown make up.

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The only thing you're ravishing is a bucket of fired chicken and a box of king sized Mars bars, you tubby heifer. You have the face of a bloated platypus in heat.

Submitted by august_sobriquet at 2010-10-01 14:09:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2010-10-01 14:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ubersite below.

I'd join but the odds of my forfeiting are about 99% so maybe not.
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oh, man! bummer. will have to remain content to go back and read some snark stuff over again, i suppose.

Submitted by Soyware at 2010-10-01 14:04:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Woo, I love contests! They're about the only time I finish putting something together.

Submitted by Snark at 2010-10-01 14:03:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ubersite below.

I'd join but the odds of my forfeiting are about 99% so maybe not.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-10-01 13:45:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-10-01 07:36:06 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

10,
10 active users
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11,
11 active boozers

count me in please

Submitted by TuTs at 2010-10-01 13:37:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I said yes Fallen you senile Sir Octogenarianthur.

Submitted by august_sobriquet at 2010-10-01 13:09:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2010-10-01 12:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Probably not.
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Boooooooooooo! but, you can bang out posts like it's going out of style! You gonna be too busy making your christmas dvd and serving your wife queen or what?

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-10-01 13:07:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

PS: It CERTAINLY does not include shlongy or Apollo88. Fucking idiots, I say.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-10-01 13:05:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wish I had the time to compete. This contest will be defined by the good writers who do not join. That does NOT include me.
:(

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-01 12:59:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

only cause i was bored the list so far

orphelia
me
FJ
dervel
brdn_nkd
august
silvr
skrap
sico
psygns

tuts said yeah but i dont know if that was in reply to something sico said or if shes in

carry on

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2010-10-01 12:32:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Probably not.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-10-01 12:06:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I'm at work so no drunk although I did eat a vicodin...it's a shame they don't really effect me any more. And broken I am not. I hardly will let you geeks get under my skin but I was being dramatic for entertainment's sake. See, I'm bored and I was really please with my "sneezing frown of a cunt" comment.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-01 12:06:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

THERE IS NO DANA ONLY ZUUL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiH1wNmZTII

Submitted by TuTs at 2010-10-01 12:05:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Drunk and broken man below.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-10-01 12:03:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Fuck you, Jezebel. That's the last time I compliment you on your sneezing frown of a cunt. It looks like you have rug burn on your box!

Submitted by TuTs at 2010-10-01 12:01:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Yah!

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-10-01 11:58:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

That's it! This burns more than the sores on Fallen's hemorrhoid stained dick. I can't handle all of these scathing reviews.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-10-01 11:53:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

But only after you've been paid for your time eh sico!

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-10-01 11:44:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Hey, you faggots. I have feelings you know?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-01 11:37:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

just like him!

BAZINGA!

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-01 11:36:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-10-01 11:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you're not my type lil guy
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Well, that was a little bit below the belt

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-01 11:35:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I know, I was trying to ignore the obvious.
that would explain all the cock pictures he just sent me.

you're not my type lil guy, I did forward them to Hartman for you though.
fingers crossed

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-01 11:31:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

fallen, i think that is sicos blundering, oafish way of asking you out on a date
:(

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-10-01 11:28:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Fucking shit. Fallen, when was the last time you actually got a piece? I know you're a lot lizard connoisseur so let's say with a girl that actually liked you and wasn't paid for...or more likely a dude, but whatever you feel like lying about first I'll accept.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-01 11:26:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

true, but luckily for you I am persistant.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-01 11:24:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

like i ever listen to you, dad :P

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-10-01 11:24:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

My mum really is a scary story, but I loves her and miss her. She was the best anus fingerer ever.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-10-01 11:16:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Ma ill skillz iz gonna bring chills!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-01 11:15:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I've only been saying that for what? like a year now.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-01 11:12:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I'm really rather ravishing without the clown make up.

Submitted by august_sobriquet at 2010-10-01 11:11:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

gave me the willies, Psygns. Are you going to write in this contest or what? With skills like that, you're sure to place near the top ten!

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-10-01 11:09:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Scariest story -

Sico's mum.

Submitted by august_sobriquet at 2010-10-01 11:03:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-10-01 10:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Here, I'm going to write a scary story in less than 3 pages, let's see if this works:


Orphelia left the house without any of her clownish make-up on. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!




Yikes, that was frightening, huh, guys?
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hee hee. but here's an even scarier and shorter tale...

Sico left the house. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-01 11:02:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

*sound of sword unsheathing*

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-10-01 10:56:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Here, I'm going to write a scary story in less than 3 pages, let's see if this works:


Orphelia left the house without any of her clownish make-up on. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!




Yikes, that was frightening, huh, guys?

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-10-01 10:48:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2010-10-01 14:44:29 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm in.

You apparently didn't get the sex because somehow I forgot to tell the sex dwarves and succubi/incubi to go over to your place after grUeBERfest '09. Totally my bad*.












*Remember when people said "totally" and "my bad"?

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I totally still say my bad!

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-10-01 10:37:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Fallen is a certified faggotron.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-01 10:36:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

10,
10 active users

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-10-01 10:35:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Sign me up. I love forfeiting if I decide not to write.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2010-10-01 10:13:11 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Hopefully, all 8 of the current active Uberites will participate...and leave each other +2's.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-10-01 09:44:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm in.

You apparently didn't get the sex because somehow I forgot to tell the sex dwarves and succubi/incubi to go over to your place after grUeBERfest '09. Totally my bad*.












*Remember when people said "totally" and "my bad"?

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-10-01 09:36:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

My boots are Primark :o(

Submitted by Dervel at 2010-10-01 09:30:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

True that.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-01 09:28:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Yeah you better be quaking in your ted baker boots boy

;)

dervel, you are such a nerd.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2010-10-01 09:27:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm in.

And no hokey poems from me, I promise.

Submitted by Dervel at 2010-10-01 09:25:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2010-10-01 09:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Prepare the men. We ride at daybreak.

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Destriers ready to go. I'll just go launder the bunting.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-10-01 09:22:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Eep!

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-01 09:18:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I only hope people bother to comment on your entry then FJ. I know I'll be ready with mine.

Submitted by august_sobriquet at 2010-10-01 09:17:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I will participate.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-01 09:16:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

My son currently has 52 conkers on his bedrom window.
Bonkers for conkers.
I've told him I'll only put holes in his best ones.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-10-01 09:10:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2010-10-01 13:58:36 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Should I fetch the horses?



Prepare the men. We ride at daybreak.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-01 09:03:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Brando isnt there some public binge drinking fest you need attending?

Submitted by BranDo at 2010-10-01 09:00:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2010-10-01 08:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can comment on them if you like. I don't want to upset your sensibilities, Sir Fallalot.


Hahaha!!

Submitted by Dervel at 2010-10-01 08:58:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Should I fetch the horses?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-01 08:58:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

L

O

L

I'm just busting your huevos, keep your kilt on.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-10-01 08:56:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I can comment on them if you like. I don't want to upset your sensibilities, Sir Fallalot.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2010-10-01 08:55:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

how'd i miss this last year? where the hell was I?!

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2010-10-01 08:52:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i'm in bitches.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-01 08:51:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Thank you for your input FJ very helpful

its understandable to not be bothered to reply to other posts on the front page like oh..iduno Orphelias well written story of a mothers agony or my most heated tale of nerd sex.
we are just friends, why wouldnt you not comment on our work.

but yeah
Gruemaster would look good on the CV




assuming you win, that is.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-10-01 08:44:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This just caught my eye. I couldn't be bothered commenting on any other posts.

Besides, I want GRUBERFEST CHAMPION 2010 on my CV.

Submitted by Dervel at 2010-10-01 08:32:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I have a story about conkers. Are conkers deemed scary enough?

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-01 08:26:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I will play.

FJ doesn't think us high brow enough to hang out with any more but clearly still wants to try and beat us all.
:-)

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-01 08:03:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

FJ, did you just happen to see this post at random or do you lurk and this just caught your attention to reply?
I'm collecting data for a theory.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-10-01 07:55:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Me.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-01 07:42:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm in

Phantom Menace in 3D, Lucas is a tool.


De-fault! The two sweetest words in the English language.

-- Homer Simpson
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