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GRUEBERFEST 2010 R.1 MATCHUPS

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-05 04:17:48 EDT
Rating: 1.16 on 133 ratings (133 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I am trembling with anticipation over this little contest. Uberghouls, goblins, and goblinas, dust yourselves off and take to your keyboards. The fight is ON.

Topics: your choice so long as they are blood chilling. If you need inspiration throw it in the comments and I’m sure the uber-community (all what? 16 of us) here will be happy to throw down some suggestions.

Length: as long as it has to be.

This sweet little competition will have 4 rounds.

16 people R1: 8 people R2: 4 people R3: 2 people R4: 1 totally BOSS Gruemaster.

WINNERS: your post will have a higher rating than your opponent's. In the case of a draw (which will cause me to hate you all for being difficult), then your post will have a higher number of ratings, and should there still be no clear winner, then I will chop off both of your heads for causing me to fret about it...and for posterity. Either that, or your post will have the greatest number of hits.

Future winner: as I never had a Gruethrone like Skrapmetal from the previous year (as he did not ship it in the mail to me), I will do my best to MacGyver something together for you to rest your wickedly scary, bone and ruby encrusted ass (or arse) upon during your upcoming reign.

For this opening round, the 16 of you must have your tales posted by midnight on Sunday 10/10 so the final votes may be calculated 24 hours later. On 10/11 the grid will be updated and the next bloody round will begin. I’m putting it out there to everyone that sadly I do not have a data-entry job…and I am not currently living anywhere near the uber-time zone (EDT). There is a significant chance that I may not be there to tally the scores EXACTLY at midnight. I will do my very best though.

Last year JoeyG mentioned something about the situation of having such a high number of forfeits. If there are heaps of forfeits I will kill all of your pets. FYI.

Okay no I won’t…we’ll see what happens if it comes to that.

Thank you Jack for being the original creator of this monster. I wish I’d seen your name among the following nightmarish entries:

Skrapmetal
sicosemen
FALLEN
Brdn_Nkd
Psygns_of_the_Tymes
SilvrWolf
TuTs
august_sobriquet
Hornet
JoeyG
orphelia
Dervel
F.J.Bell
RoadSong
Soyware
whiskey_jack

GAME ON. IF MY ATTACHMENT DOESN’T ATTACH I WILL CRY BUT THE TEARS WILL BE ACID BECAUSE I’M HARD LIKE THAT.

Good luck my pretties, and happy entrai...wow that was close. Good thing I got ahold of myself there.

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Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-12 03:02:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

aaaaaaaaaaaand voting is closed.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-12 02:13:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-10-11 15:04:40 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

massive lol at below

___________

I'm glad I can make orphelia laugh.

I don't think it's a big deal to want proof if an accusation has been made, irregardless of how obvious it may be - I suppose I could have worded it a bit differently.

**due to Soyware and whiskey_jack both forfeiting, I am bringing back the loser from round 1 with the highest rating to participate in round two should he or she wish to.

47 minutes left.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-11 22:25:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Jack it's not about not being able to tell. I've read your work in the past and I get all of that...I suppose it's just wanting to know where he got it. Can you email the link to me? Duckylucky2000.at.hotmail.com


Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2010-10-11 21:33:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Can't link it. That was my mistake in the first place, leaving my stuff out there.

Look, if you SERIOUSLY can't tell which one is the original, then...

Here's a tip. Read a random selection of my fiction on Uber. Read a random selection of his. You'll see the obvious.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-11 20:58:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

lol

just tell me where it was pulled from and he's out.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2010-10-11 18:10:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2010-10-11 17:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Posting a different version after sico's original doesn't prove anything.

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That's true enough. I mean, I could have spent all morning removing the porn and turning the thing into an actual story for fuck sake.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2010-10-11 18:08:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2010-10-11 17:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know how to prove that sico's story is real or fake

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You have to be shitting me.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-11 18:04:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

massive lol at below

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-11 17:39:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I seriously...sigh. It's supposed to be a fun competition where we get to read some scary, seasonal stories. I suppose shitting the bed would have happened one way or another though. Look at where we are.

I don't know how to prove that sico's story is real or fake, and I don't have time to check. Posting a different version after sico's original doesn't prove anything. Where has it been posted before? Can someone link it?

Cut off peeps, is midnight tonight for ratings. Support your favourite players.


Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2010-10-11 13:22:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Invalid entry below. Skrap wins by default.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-10-11 11:17:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by august_sobriquet at 2010-10-11 10:48:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

soooo many FAILS!

WEEPS

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-11 08:42:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

just so you know when I get eliminated because of shlongys -2
I WILL be very pissy and bitter.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-11 08:27:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by august_sobriquet at 2010-10-10 09:56:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-08 18:56:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

The 24 hours between posting cut-off and rating cut-off is still on a weekday.

True...if you post early, that will be weekend time (with very few users typically).

I thought the only drawback to having Monday as the ratings day would be that it is a public holiday in Canada...however...Thanksgiving there isn't seen as quite as big a deal there as it is in the US. It is to me, but I am not there this year and will spend the holiday crying into my kimchi at work.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2010-10-08 18:07:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2010-10-05 11:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-10-05 04:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh yeah, where is jack? why won't he play? mabe he could write my story for me in exchange for boob shots and a lock of my hair.

--

DEAL!

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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-10-08 16:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

just to let you know, if what I hear is true - i didn't read the above - and that all submissions have to be in by sun night, that sucks a bit. it means i have to post over weekend when uber audience is darth famine and skrap
you'd have been better to have all submissions by weds with next round posted friday
but :(i don't think i will have time now

--

Lord Jesus, the possibilities! Just thinking about it has made my chest tighten up. Christ... what's up with my left arm? It really hurts. Man, I got cold sweats, and a case of heartburn from hell.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-08 18:03:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Fair point Orph...

I was thinking that if posts were in Sun. by midnight, that people would have all day Monday at work to peruse them.


Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-08 16:38:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

*LOL* where is spam when you need him.
:-)

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-08 16:34:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

just to let you know, if what I hear is true - i didn't read the above - and that all submissions have to be in by sun night, that sucks a bit. it means i have to post over weekend when uber audience is darth famine and skrap
you'd have been better to have all submissions by weds with next round posted friday
but :(i don't think i will have time now

Submitted by rob_berg at 2010-10-08 13:10:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


I love contests that I don't participate in or contribute to in any meaningful way.

Submitted by Hornet at 2010-10-08 12:58:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-08 10:20:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-07 17:18:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

as long as it has to be. no word limit. but please remember that some users have the attention spans of goldfish. if you want some example entries from last year you can find them in TuT's user info, Jack_McCallum's, JoeyG's, mine...etc...

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-07 11:49:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

psygn dropped his real name/work email in comments below

because he's clever like that

*resumes internet search and spamming of inbox*

;-)

Submitted by Dervel at 2010-10-07 11:40:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Who's that?

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-07 11:31:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

alistair is a terribly gay name

Submitted by Dervel at 2010-10-07 11:13:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Can I use a ghost writer? Boom tisch.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-10-07 10:34:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Is there a word limit for this?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-07 09:58:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

so who's posting first?

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-07 08:03:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Yes...please include Grueberfest: R.1 somewhere in your title, which is yours. Thank you for mentioning that.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-10-07 07:49:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Question, do we have a specific label for the post titles? IE: 'GRUBERFEST R1 - Post Title'. Also, i take it there is no specific title to stick to, I lost track of wtf was happening a while ago.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-06 17:58:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i just remembered i've seen catal naked!!!!
oh my!

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-06 17:55:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-10-06 14:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cattle is Mr. bun?

___

OH GOD YEAH

tee hee cattle!! I miss you catal!!!


Submitted by no1hasdis at 2010-10-06 16:47:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

On the birght side, without Jack, maybe we can have a real contest without all the cheating and alters bullshit that he always brings with him.

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2010-10-06 16:44:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2010-10-05 11:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


And PS, I'm still writing sick and twisted horror stories, just not posting on Uber anymore.

I've had enough of the shit. The trolls have won.

==================

Ahahahah

That's it, I'm not playing anymore, the anonymous big bad trolls don't appreciate my work, boo-hoo

hahaha, you fucking closet homo.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-10-06 14:32:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I am Mr. Bun.

Submitted by Mr.Bun at 2010-10-06 14:31:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Silly people, no one is Mr.Bun, because Mr.Bun is the one and only Mr.Bun. Ask anyone who's joined me for Tea! There are no altars on Ubersite!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-06 14:06:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Cattle is Mr. bun?

Submitted by Snark at 2010-10-06 13:55:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I have a sinking feeling that you aren't really a duck.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2010-10-06 13:33:54 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Horse87 would like to be considered for a "late entry"...

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-10-06 13:31:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-10-06 05:07:52 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no one knows who Mr.Bun is



~~~





Ask Catal.



~~~



Beautiful job on the diagram by the way!

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-10-06 11:25:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Thanks. *clench*

Submitted by august_sobriquet at 2010-10-06 11:16:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

It is a rather magnificent photo.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-10-06 10:54:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

No I couldn't ruin that picture with my silly little penis.

Submitted by august_sobriquet at 2010-10-06 10:40:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2010-10-06 06:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

They call me Mr Buns
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Bell, I'm going to need you to just turn approximately 180 +/- 20 degrees, redo your self portrait, and forward it to my email. Thanks!

Submitted by august_sobriquet at 2010-10-06 10:29:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2010-10-06 05:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Psygns, you're up against SilvrWolf.

The pic isn't anything really...just a paint version of the lineup. Although nobody has mentioned how awesome it is that I was able to write "scary story please" into the names, which makes me realize that it may not be all that awesome at all.
--
Sorry for not mentioning that, it was just so obviously fucking awesome, that I figured I needn't mention it. But it was cool.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-06 08:07:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

no one knows who Mr.Bun is

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-06 06:26:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

aaaaaaaaaha yes indeed.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-10-06 06:21:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-06 06:06:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

who is mr. bun?

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-10-06 05:46:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I dunno if you're a StarWars geek like myself - 'Don't fail me again'...

I have been let down on occasion by the uber community, it saddens me greatly.

Also - SILVR... GOD DAMN IT!

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-06 05:36:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

lol fail you 'again'????

hahahahahah oh dude.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-06 05:32:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Psygns, you're up against SilvrWolf.

The pic isn't anything really...just a paint version of the lineup. Although nobody has mentioned how awesome it is that I was able to write "scary story please" into the names, which makes me realize that it may not be all that awesome at all.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-10-06 04:19:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ohh I had kittens for tea last night... spooky.

They were rather tasty - although one of them should have been plumped up a bit, turned out a bit boney.

Also can someone email me the pic - I am currently living in a static caravan (trailer) for a couple of weeks while my house get finished being built and have no proper net access - work only allows the uber.net site.

alistair.haley.at.rpsgroup.com

^ It's my work address... I'm trusting you uberers this one time - don't fail me again!

Submitted by JoeyG at 2010-10-05 14:34:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fuck, I now have to dig deep into my cess pool of a mind and come up with something other than 'kittens on toast', which I am seriously considering having for tea tonite.

Yummers.

Submitted by Mr.Bun at 2010-10-05 14:30:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh, I just love a good writing contest! I can't wait to read all the fabulous entries at my next Tea Party!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-05 13:10:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I said the ass pics were for you only, missy!

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-05 13:05:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE!!

That totaly reminds me, I need to finish my 'everything you always wanted to know about that totally faceless famewhore FALLEN'

seriously, i am outing your ass

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-05 13:02:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

for a faceless entity i am a total famewhore.

bloody as it gets wolfy

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2010-10-05 13:00:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Puns won't save you, FALLEN.
You have, however, now ensured yourself a bloody cameo.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-05 12:51:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

it depends

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-05 12:46:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-10-05 12:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yes Silvr descim.....(choke)...(ha-h)..snort

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i think i peed a little
~~~
Tell me you remembered your special pads, today

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-05 12:44:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yes Silvr descim.....(choke)...(ha-h)..snort

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i think i peed a little


Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2010-10-05 12:24:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I look forward to decimating each of you.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-05 12:19:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Jack, mail me.

also i agree with the titles - i hate, no, loathe, assigned titles but they make it more fun.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2010-10-05 12:13:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-10-05 12:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAH hang on there tiger... Sico gets to email you, Jack, but I get the cold shoulder!!!

Where is the justice??

--

Not seeing any turd pix in my inbox.

Is the Tale-For-Tit Trade still on?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2010-10-05 12:07:37 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Who is Horse87 up against?

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-05 12:07:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAH hang on there tiger... Sico gets to email you, Jack, but I get the cold shoulder!!!

Where is the justice??

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-10-05 11:38:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Anyone else think a Naked Mole Rat is the strangest looking creature on the planet?

Lookanakedmolerat! Oh sorry, that is just a penis with buck teeth.

Submitted by august_sobriquet at 2010-10-05 11:23:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2010-10-05 11:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


And PS, I'm still writing sick and twisted horror stories, just not posting on Uber anymore.

I've had enough of the shit. The trolls have won.
--
Jack, if you change your habits, you Let the terro...I mean trolls win.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-10-05 11:19:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Jack, check your email!

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2010-10-05 11:18:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2010-10-05 10:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Last year we had to pick our titles. It's the only one I've participated in and is all I know. I can randomly give you something if it would make you feel better. Pros an cons to each approach. Don't want to stifle creativity by making you adhere to something that doesn't speak to you, but also don't want any of you to get writers block.

--

That’s what made it a challenge! Otherwise people can just post whatever.



MAKE IT HARD!



That command is directed at Ducky, not orphelia. See, with orphelia, it’s always—hold on, I gotta take a call.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2010-10-05 11:14:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


And PS, I'm still writing sick and twisted horror stories, just not posting on Uber anymore.

I've had enough of the shit. The trolls have won.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2010-10-05 11:12:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-10-05 04:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh yeah, where is jack? why won't he play? mabe he could write my story for me in exchange for boob shots and a lock of my hair.

--

DEAL!

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2010-10-05 11:12:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


No assigned titles????

That was half the fun.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-10-05 10:52:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Sico! Fuck. I have no idea how I'll be able out-evil him. Nonetheless...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P-0lVDy6rg

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2010-10-05 10:52:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

whatever floats your boat sico. then i only have to write once and fallen can win the whole thing.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-10-05 10:32:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I'm going to make sure Brdnedndneks loses.



JUST SKIDDING! sccccrrrrrrrrrrrrr'ing on 22's!

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2010-10-05 10:27:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i dislike forfiets so i probably won't

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-05 10:25:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Brdn_Nkd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

listen I actually love animals (and tolerate fish) so the threat was totally empty but don't tell anyone please or i'd like, die of embarassment.

I recall you just missing last years and thinking it was sad. Please write something for us :)

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2010-10-05 10:21:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i missed last years for some reason. i haven't written in a while so maybe i should just forfiet. i only have a fish for you to kill.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-05 10:11:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Last year we had to pick our titles. It's the only one I've participated in and is all I know. I can randomly give you something if it would make you feel better. Pros an cons to each approach. Don't want to stifle creativity by making you adhere to something that doesn't speak to you, but also don't want any of you to get writers block.

Ultimately, I've basically just copied Skraps rules from last year.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-05 10:07:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

forfeiting is not an option sico...did you see the bit about the pets?

in other related news, apparently my silly yet awesome country has a law banning the practice of "witchcraft, sorcery, and enchantment". Thanks uberboard. I'll stop dancing naked around the fire with silver and gold spraypainted sticks while incanting something or other and charging my stones by moonlight now.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2010-10-05 10:05:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

well of course not though I don't think i've written in one of these contests where i had to pick a title.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-05 10:04:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

we dont have to do the same topic do we?

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2010-10-05 09:32:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

golden gate bridge is a little intriguing


other random ideas...
A Fall Harvest
The Fun House
Sobriety
Submit

Submitted by august_sobriquet at 2010-10-05 09:23:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ubmitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-10-05 04:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh yeah, where is jack? why won't he play? mabe he could write my story for me in exchange for boob shots and a lock of my hair.
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But...this was *my* plan. Too bad my boobs are already on display for free.

Actually, I really do need a ghostwriter for this, um, assignment for a class. It has to be a scary short story. I need it by Oct. 10.


Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-05 09:20:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

chupacabra, occult bookstore, remote viewing, stray cats, immortality, EMP blast, campground, mummys
aura reading, cthulhu, zombies, midgets, Golden Gate Bridge, marshmallows.

random ideas

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-05 09:07:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

aaaaaaaaaaahaha moodlighting

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-05 08:59:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

yeah, been reading them over,I'm mildly concerned, but I can take you.

<poor aussie accent> I don't need the gun John. I can beat you. I DON'T NEED NO GUN! <\poor aussie accent>

I was hoping there would be titles given, I'll see what I can dig up
dig up

get it?
gruberfest
grave robbing
dig up?


nevermind

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2010-10-05 08:58:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2010-10-05 08:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


INTERNET GLOVE *SLAP*




<gasp> WHAAAAT?! just a little mood lighting and link whoring.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-05 08:50:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2010-10-05 05:47:41 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well.... i always think "boardin nekid"

as for destroying me..... did you see my entries in 2008?
The Club: http://www.ubersite.com/m/119399
Whispers: http://www.ubersite.com/m/119290
Footprints: http://www.ubersite.com/m/119193
Under Glass: http://www.ubersite.com/m/118973 (favorite of the lot)
________________________________

INTERNET GLOVE *SLAP*

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2010-10-05 08:50:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Fallen. wanna pick a title for both of us to work from?




what's the matter Sanders? CHICKEN?

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2010-10-05 08:49:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I have to come up with my OWN title?!

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2010-10-05 08:47:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

well.... i always think "boardin nekid"

as for destroying me..... did you see my entries in 2008?
The Club: http://www.ubersite.com/m/119399
Whispers: http://www.ubersite.com/m/119290
Footprints: http://www.ubersite.com/m/119193
Under Glass: http://www.ubersite.com/m/118973 (favorite of the lot)

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-10-05 08:10:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

So, where do I forfeit?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-05 07:40:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Well, somone tossed you caber this morning I see.
shake the Walkers crumbs outa yer kilt, and stop being such a grump.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-10-05 07:37:13 EDT (#)
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How about you stop fucking telling us all what to do, eh.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-10-05 07:36:44 EDT (#)
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FJ do not tell orphelia the dream, she will "borrow it" for inspiration.

Pheely no bribing Jack with pictures, or hair, or knickers. You have to write your own story.

and Brdn, before I destroy you, I'm gonna need a phonetic pronunciation of your name, I never know how to say it.


Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-10-05 07:26:55 EDT (#)
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Oh now wait I changed my mind - Steve Irwin as a zombie. With lots of zombie animals. Now that's a story.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-10-05 07:22:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-10-05 12:14:06 BST (#)
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What innocuous animal shall I use this year? bunnies, budgies, whales?

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Will you do koala bears? Thanks.

Submitted by TuTs at 2010-10-05 07:14:06 EDT (#)
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What innocuous animal shall I use this year? bunnies, budgies, whales?

Submitted by Dervel at 2010-10-05 06:14:18 EDT (#)
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Why hasn't Norman Wisdom gotten a candle post yet?

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-05 05:50:08 EDT (#)
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i want dervel to play with me

i want dervel to beat me, hard

give it to us dervel, you southern plonker.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-05 05:49:58 EDT (#)
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NICE! and you don't do horror...pffft.

Submitted by Dervel at 2010-10-05 05:48:41 EDT (#)
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I guess I could write a story about a medieval hero who meets a monster that's been terrorising the village.
Only, and in a thrilling and surprising twist, the knight doesn't fight the dragon but instead emails it and masturbates whilst reading its responses.
Pretty gross, huh?

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-05 05:47:35 EDT (#)
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I hadn't either last year and looky what happened! It's all so exciting.

If you don't write something orphelia will be devastated. A match made in heaven she said.

Submitted by Dervel at 2010-10-05 05:46:32 EDT (#)
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Oh, those conkers. That was ramble.

Submitted by Dervel at 2010-10-05 05:44:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-10-05 05:41:24 EDT (#)
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Too late ducky, i bet dervel has roused the villagers and they are preparing the wickerman as we speak.

dervel, i was just saying how delightful it was that we were paired, it's a match made in heaven, no.

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I didn't realise I'd entered. Fnar fnar.
I've never written a horror story. Or anything really.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-05 05:44:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2010-10-01 05:32:39 PDT (#)
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I have a story about conkers. Are conkers deemed scary enough?
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*blinks*

Submitted by Dervel at 2010-10-05 05:42:08 EDT (#)
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Conkers?

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-05 05:41:24 EDT (#)
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Too late ducky, i bet dervel has roused the villagers and they are preparing the wickerman as we speak.

dervel, i was just saying how delightful it was that we were paired, it's a match made in heaven, no.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-05 05:37:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2010-10-05 02:26:37 PDT (#)
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When did this happen?
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I don't know what a conker is...and you have a scary story about one yes? My humble apologies for misspelling your name.

Submitted by Dervel at 2010-10-05 05:26:37 EDT (#)
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When did this happen?

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-10-05 04:44:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-10-05 09:40:53 BST (#)
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congrats FJ, please if I send you a s.a.e will you send me a signed picture.
then when you make it big i can sell my story to the sun for obscene amounts of money

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I always knew you would be the ruin of me, you buxom fiend.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-05 04:43:10 EDT (#)
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tee hee FJ you can't have 'the cold'
you get 'a cold'
there are to many varieties to be jst one
i swear you are a 19th century throwback

i bet you have a hanky up your sleeve

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-05 04:40:53 EDT (#)
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tea for two and you can be mummy :)


congrats FJ, please if I send you a s.a.e will you send me a signed picture.
then when you make it big i can sell my story to the sun for obscene amounts of money

wait... these stries have to be scary?


Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-10-05 04:40:43 EDT (#)
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Everyone over here talks in rhyming couplets. I'd have thought you would know that by now.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-05 04:38:30 EDT (#)
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also what is with the UK rhyming bit...bonkers, plonkers, conkers...plonkers who write aboot conkers...it's all very intriguing. I would like to discuss it sometime over tea.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-10-05 04:38:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-10-05 09:35:22 BST (#)
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really FJ? tell me about it...

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It wasn't one of 'those' dreams. I've had the cold recently so my dreams have all been hallucinatory and terrifying.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-10-05 04:37:20 EDT (#)
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If you want scary stories you should read http://redpennypapers.com/ it's my favourite online thing at the moment.

Oh and they're publishing one of my stories in the Spring, sucka.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-05 04:37:01 EDT (#)
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oh yeah, where is jack? why won't he play? mabe he could write my story for me in exchange for boob shots and a lock of my hair.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-05 04:35:23 EDT (#)
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haha plonker.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-05 04:35:22 EDT (#)
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really FJ? tell me about it...

ducky thank you :)

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-05 04:34:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2010-10-05 01:32:32 PDT (#)
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I had a dream last night about what I was going to write for my gruberfest entry.
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Awesome :) I'm actually looking forward to reading some scary stories this month.

OML I am going for a bike ride. That is all.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-05 04:33:01 EDT (#)
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you spell dervel p-l-o-n-k-e-r
dervel

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-05 04:32:38 EDT (#)
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DervEl...I AM SORRY FOR MISSPELLING YOUR NAME. I will fix it next time.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-10-05 04:32:32 EDT (#)
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I had a dream last night about what I was going to write for my gruberfest entry.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-05 04:31:29 EDT (#)
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I don't know who Dervil is...or if I've spelled his name properly, or if he's any good, or if I've read anything by him, but I'm sure you'll do a fabulous job - I like your writing.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-10-05 04:31:00 EDT (#)
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DervEl.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-05 04:29:07 EDT (#)
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I get dervel??? well i may as well not bother. :(

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-05 04:18:14 EDT (#)
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fuck yes it attached.


Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival