MotherSubmitted by pen_name at 2010-10-10 23:50:17 EDT
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Nearly every woman is or will become a mother so motherfucking is merely a temporal question. You had fucked, are fucking, or are going to fuck one at one point, so instead of separating men by motherfucking, it makes much more sense to separate them by cocksucking.
But still, the majority of cocksuckers aren't bad enough to have the word thrust upon them as an invective. Most gays suck cocks with aplomb and go about there lives with innocent carefree abandon, and of the straights that sucked cock, most were probably forced to against there will. Using it on them seems in bad taste.
So, given these pratfalls, I've decided upon a nice safe word: Florb
A Florb is a man who masturbates with processed cheese slices.
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