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Submitted by pen_name at 2010-10-10 23:50:17 EDT
Rating: 1.36 on 14 ratings (14 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Nearly every woman is or will become a mother so motherfucking is merely a temporal question. You had fucked, are fucking, or are going to fuck one at one point, so instead of separating men by motherfucking, it makes much more sense to separate them by cocksucking.

But still, the majority of cocksuckers aren't bad enough to have the word thrust upon them as an invective. Most gays suck cocks with aplomb and go about there lives with innocent carefree abandon, and of the straights that sucked cock, most were probably forced to against there will. Using it on them seems in bad taste.

So, given these pratfalls, I've decided upon a nice safe word: Florb

A Florb is a man who masturbates with processed cheese slices.

Florb aka darko.jpg
Florb aka darko.jpg

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Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-10-14 04:02:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It IS fun to say - I'm going to confuse the hell outta the office florbers today with my new word.


Submitted by Snark at 2010-10-13 20:01:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

There's a word for us?

Submitted by spoonfedsociety at 2010-10-12 05:01:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Gives a new meaning to 'a cheesy grin'

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2010-10-11 21:38:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Yozz at 2010-10-11 21:20:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Fix one leak and they don't call you a plumber, but masterbate ONCE with a piece of cheese .....

Submitted by simple_catalyst at 2010-10-11 18:57:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

plus it's fun to say: florb florb florb...

Submitted by joedaddy at 2010-10-11 16:51:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

i suggest limburger to insure a trip down memory lane

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2010-10-11 14:57:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Poots at 2010-10-11 13:34:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

will they put me in the firing line?

Oooooh, ahhhh, is it just a waste of time?

Submitted by TuTs at 2010-10-11 09:44:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

mmm cheese

Submitted by Catapult at 2010-10-11 09:17:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-10-11 07:03:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

OK, and a woman who masturbates with processed cheese slices is a...?

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-11 05:08:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by ChaosJester at 2010-10-11 00:58:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

"Most gays suck cocks with aplomb..."

I bow to your superior experience in the matter, sir.


-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection